Chapter 3

I woke up in da mourning (geddit, cuz im depressed?) in my coffin and I went to tak a shower b4 putting on my cloves. I wor a black GC t-shirt wif black baggy jeanz wif hols in the knees. I slippd on mah blak congress shoos and then I put on mah makup. I put on white foundashun and blak eyeliner and mascara. I left mah lipz whit today insted of usin lipstock.

I still felt sad abot havving to kill my muther, so I cut my rists in depresion be4 drinking the blood. Aftre that, I loked at my schedul. I had potions class fisrts, and I wuz excitd since I wuz good at potents. I waked suicidally out of my room and heded 2 the potins class room. Da hallways wer full of preps, sins the only goffs were in Slithering. I wuz so distracted by them all that I ran into a gurl da end of da steps.

"Watch it u whore!" I shooted as we bof dropped our bookz. However, I curzed my words wen I saw the gurl I hit. She wuz a peteet gurl wif a goffik pink lolita dress that showed off her large bobs and lung blond hair that she kept in pigstails wif skull burettes. She wuz also wereing black fishnetz and black cumbat boots. Lik me, she wuz wering white makup and blck mascera, lipstock and ilinear. I also saw slitz on her rists, just lik mine.

"Hey, WTF!1?" the girl screammed sadly.

"O, im sorry," I replid sadly. "I thut u were a stoopid prep. Who r u?"

"My nam is Luna Lovegood. Im a six year liek u."

"Oh, thatz kule," I sed. "Im-"

"Ur Onix Girard," she cut off. "Wut u did 2 the shorting hut wus hilarrius."

"I kno," I cokled. "R U in Slithering?"

"No, Im in Ravynclaws," she sed sadly.

"Oh..." I respunded. I wuz sad bcaus Ravenclaw wus full of nerdy prepz, but Lunar didnt look lik a prep. "Well, I haff 2 go 2 potents class."

"Im goin' there 2!" she sed angstilly. "Ill show u there!" She garbbed mah hand and drugged me to the potians class.

Ones we got there, I we saw that thar were only 2 seats left, so I sat in da 1 in da back. But I relized that I wuz shitting next to... ENOBY!

"Konichiwa Oynx!" she exclaimed goffikly.

"Hai Ebony," I replied. She was wering a tight MCR shirt wif a black lever miniskirt and Marilyn Manson cubat boots. "Y R U in dis class? Only 6 years are hear."
"I got held bak by profesor Snap," she groaned sexily. "He h8s me, cause he's a prep!"

"Wat a bathturd," I agred. Just then, a preppy luking man wif black hare and a crookd nose walked in da room.

"Get out yor poshuns books!" he roared. "Luk up the ingredants to make sum amnesia potion!"

"Oh my satan," Ebony moaned. "I furget my potion book, so can I use urs?"

"Sure," I said darkly.

"Fangs!" she relpid. As we luked in the book, I stard Luna in da front row. She gut up and went to grab sum roots for da potion. I lokked on as she struted wif the roots. I culdnt see her ass, sins her dress wuz in the way, but I bet it wuz nice. She waz so sexeh, I amost had an organism.

"Wut r u staring at?" Enoby demanded.

"Oh, dat gurl I met in the hall. Her name is Looney Luvgood."

"Oh her!" Enoby sneered angstily, "dont talk wif her, shez such a poser!"

"NO wai, she cutz her writs like I do," I spat out codly. "She may bea ravenclaus, but I fink shez a goff, even if she waers pink wif blond hair."

"No, u cud do so much bettah!" she snareld.

"Shuddup and work, u idiotic imbossils!" Snope shooted.

"Stupd prep," we both sied. After working moer, Evony began to tak summore. "So Onyx, u like GC, rite?"

"OMFG, I so do!" I gosped.

"OMG, Do u want to lik, go wif me and mah frend Willow 2 see dem in Hog'smeand?"she asked evily.

I fought abiot this. Of corse, it was wired going wif my muther and her friend to see a band preform, but I rembembered tht I had to befrend Enoby like Offelo sed if I had to fix da past. So I culd only say, "sure fing!"