Chapter 5

I wok up the nex mornin an I remembred wut happened the knight b4. I cried summore, and drank sum human blood. After that, I put on a blak leater vest, blak congress shos, black jeens wif rips, and some white foundation and black ilenear on mah face. I also repanted my nales blak. Just bfore I left my room, da cellfone dat Ofello gave me began 2 ring. I answerd it.

"Helo?"

"Hello Onyx," the man on the other end of the line said politely. "This is Othello. Have you had any success yet finding the source of Ebony's power?"

"No, this sux!" I shooted. "Enoby tryed to kiss me! Noa she finks Im a prep bcuz I sed no!"

"Oh... well, that's awkward..." Othello sighed.

"U fink!" I yielded depressedly. "Wut m I gonna do?"

"You must continue to try," Othello begged. "The fate of the world depends on it. If you fail-"

"Shuddup Offelo, I geddit!" I shooted. "Ill find it!"

"Good, good. I wish you luck."

I hanged my phone an went 2 da grate hall 4 brakefast, and I sat down at da goffik tabel, but they al luked at me crudely.

"Wut da fuk r u doing her, u poser!" Willow sed meanly. She wuz wearin blak hiheels, black letter jens, a lever corset wif red 666s on it, and whit foundation wif black lipstuk, mascera, and eyeshaodw.

"Im eating wif you," I answwerd.

"No u rnt!" sed a voice. I loked over 2 see who sed it. It wuz a hawt bi guy wif bleech blond hare, black ilenar, wite fondation, a simple plan tshit, blak baggy pantz wif hols, and platfoam metal boots. It was... my father DRAGO MAFLOY! He liked so hawt, I wanted to toch mahself, but I didnt bcuz hes mah dad, u perv!

"But Drako..."
"Evony says ur a prep, and I belive her!1" he shooted sexily. "U rnt welcom her u fag!"

"But I din't kiss Enoby becuz u like her!" I pleded sadly.

"I dunt care u basterd!" he screammed. "She hatez u, so I do 2!"

"Yeah!" Wilows agreed. All da odder goffs put up there middle fingers me, so I got upset. Saddly, I waked over to anodder tabel and sat by myself. I wuz abot to slit mah rists when sombody sat nex 2 me. It wuz... Luna Lavagood!

"Hai Onix!" she churped suicidally. She wuz waring a goffik blak fairy dress wiff wings, and black fishnetz. Her hair wuz still in pigtailz, and she still wore black makeup wif wite foundation, and blak nails. 4 sum reson, she was bearfoot.

"Hey Looney," I moned upsettedly as I began to slit my writs. "Y rnt u siting wit the odder Ravenclauses?"

"Their a bunch ov preppy nerds," she skoffed evily. "Id rater shit wif u."

"Well my frends fink Im a prep 2," I muttoned goffikly.

"Aw, fuk them then!" she roared depressedly. "Ur the goffest and kewlest guy I kno."

"U men it?" I qestioned.

"I swear to Satin!" she sed.

"Fangz Luna," I sed happily.

"Hey Onyx," she began as she tuched mah hand, "letz skip class and go to Hogzmed! We can go shoping at hawt topic!"

"Ok," I agreed angstily, and we went out da front door to da town.