AN: I think I've been misspelling too many things, even for Tara standards. Oh well.

Chapter 6

We gut into the Dolurian and drove 2 Hoggymeade so we could by sum cloves. But ones we were thar, the sterets were covered wif prepz. Their were posters of Milee Sirus all over da building and walls. She would b having a conshit (geddit, cuz shes shit?) at Hogzmeade soon.

"Ugh, I fucjking hate that bich!" Luna said goffikally.

"Yeh, me 2!" I ejaculated. "We should totoly crash dat conshit and CRUCIO HER!"

"Oh mi Satan!" Loona gosped, "we totally shold!"

"Kule!" I replied angstily.

We went 2 da hot toopic store so we culd get sum goffik cloving. We were shoked wut we saw... PREPZ! And there wuz a Lady Gaga muzic playing on da radio.

"Wut da fuking hell!" we yielded.

"Sory bot that," a goffik looking guy behind the cunter said. "We haf 2 play this preppy music or else we will go out of buzness. There are no moar goffik people."
"OMG, I'm sorry," Luna cried. "That sux."
"Yea, but I kno u 2 r goffs," he replied hapily. "BTW, my name is Tom Roddle."
"Oh, my nam is Onix Gerard and dis is Lunar Lovegod. We r six year studentz Hogywarts," I explaned suicidally.

"Ok kule. Sinz u 2 r goffs, Ill give u discunts."

"Fangz!" we sed.

We pased r way threw the goffs, and we piked out sum cloves. I mostly got leaver cloves and goffik tsirts while Luna piked out goffik lolita dresses.

"Do u fink Ill luk good in this?" she asked emoly as she held up a black drezz.

"Yeah, itll show off ur boobs and everything."

"Ok, fangs!" she sed. After we poicked out r cloves, we went 2 the dreszing rooms. They were all full of prepz, so we decidd to share a room.

"R u sure we shuld do this?" I asked sadly.

"Wut, u've never seen a naked girl b4?" Looney asked seductively.

"Um... Im a vegan," I admitted embaressedly.

"So am I. Just chill out u poser," she tezed. We went into da room and Luna began to take of her clotes. I remuved my shirt, but b4 I culd try another shirt, Lunar tapped my shouder.

"Do u liek wut u see?" she asked sexily. I looked her sexeh body. She wuz waring blak lingerie wif blood red lace that fomed pentagrams, and she had huge bobs and ass.

"Wow... ur so fucking gorgus," I whpsered hornily. She took hand and pot it on her breats. They wer so soft. We bgan to feel echother up as we kissed passively. I leand her bak against da wall as we frenched and tok off the rest of r closes. Then, I put my thingie into her you-know-what, and we did it 4 da first tim.

"OH ONYX!1" Luna scremmed as she had an orgazm. Affter we bof climaxed, we startd to cudle in the changig booth, until...

"AHA, COT IN DA ACT U MISERABALMAROONS!"

It was... SNAP!

"AH YOU FUKING PERV!" I shooted ragefully.

"WUT DA HELL IS DAT!" Lunar asked wen she saw the videocamra in Snape's hand.

"Proof!" he yielded viktoriusly. "Proof dat u goffs were skipping my class and fornic8ing in poblic!"

"No, u just want to mastribate, u pedofile!" I roared.

"Shuddup u insidius ingrate!" Snake snapped crudely. "One milion points from Slithering and Ravenclaus!"

"U cant do that!" Looney cried angryly.

"Cant I?" he demanded. He grabed us by r writs and drugged us out of da booth and out da front door, even though we were naked. He brot us back 2 the skull and into the grate hall where Dumbledore and the studnets were.

"Wut is the mening of this!1?" Dumblydore roared wisely.

"They wer cutting class and habing sex in sum goffik store!" Snap grumbeld meanly.

"Y wold u do such an atrocious act, u goffik fiends!" Dumbledork yielded.

"Just shuddup!" I sed as I began to cry tearz of blood. "NONE OF U FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME! JUST LEAV ME ALONE!" I ran away to the comnen room and went away 2 my coffin wher I cried myself 2 sleep.

AN: Admit it. That sex scene made you hard.