AN: Stup flamming u prepz! Oh wait, there are no flames... well... stup finking abot flamming!

Chapter 7

I wok up da next morning in my coffin and I stated to cry agan. After that, I drank sum human blood, and put on a Greenday shit, and sum black jeanz and som blak cumbat boots. I wuz 2 sad to put on any makup, so I stagreed goffikly outside and nex 2 my nex class.

I thot about Looney Lovegid and how we did it in hawt toipc. I wantd 2 sleep wif her again, but I culdnt bcuz noa everybudy thot I wuz a prep. I went to my deviation class and sat in the back row bcuz it wuz next to a sexeh goffik boy. He had spiiky black hare wif red tips. He no longer had a scare on his 4hed, but a red pentagram wif white makuip, blak eyelinear, lipstuk and maskeram, and a blasc lether jackson. He loked just like Joe Madden!

"Hello Hairy Putter!" I greeted sexily.

"My nam is Vampire!" he gurmbled rudly. "Go away Oynx! I h8 posers lik u!"

"Im nut a fuking poser!" I shooted.

"Yes u fuking r!" he roored. "Enoby sais so, so itz true!"

"Shuddup u assole!" I sed sadly. I was sad bcuz he wuz so hot, but he was being men.

"Konichiwa bitches!" Profresor Sinistra greted. "2day, were gunna be reding tleaves! Ill pair u up wif ur partners!" Prefesror Sinister was cool, but Ebony tuld her I wuz a prep, so she peared me wif Britany! I hated Brittany bcuz she wuz a fjuking griffindoor prep!

"OMG, hai Onix!" she greeted preppily. "It wuz so cool that u turned down Enoby! She's a fucking slut! But u could do so much better than tdat goffik Looney girl."
"Just shutup and read da fuking leavs," I moned angrily. She looked at the leavs and sihed.

"I cant read these!" she crid.

"Just giv them to me u dum bich!" I tuk the tcup and saw that they wree forming a preppy manz face.

"Profesor, who iz this!" I aksed angstily.

"Shutup u stoopid prep!" she spat. She pointed her wound at da cup and sent it flying to da rookf. "Go get it noa!"

"Fine!" I roard. I gut upand left the room in a strom. I went up 2 da roof where the cup wuz and piked it up. Suddenlty, a preppy looking man with no nose lik the one in the cup flu down on his broomstuck. He had no nose, wite skin, green eyes, and a black rob, but he obviusly wasnt a goff. It was... VOLDEMORT!

"Crucioo!" he yielded.

"Pigwigeon!" I shoooted back. Our spells colided and we bof fell over. But them Volexmont began to tok.

"I hath found thee, Onix Malfoy!" he chortled meanly.

"How do u kno my name!" I asked depressedly.

"Dont thou no?" he asked as if I wer a reetard. "I hath telekenises. But I no thou art from the future. Thou art the son of thine mother Enoby!"

I gosped angstily. "Wut do u want wif me?" I whaled.

"I knoweth that thou hath come back in tim to kill thine muther!" he laughed cruley. "I hath seen da futur! Thine muther shall kill thee, and 2 live 4ever, I must kill her and Vampira Potter both and find da sorce of thine muthers power! Join thee, and togethre, we shalt rool da world!"

"No, I wont!" I sed as tearz of roled down my pail whit face.

"Thou must!" Voldemort cockled sarcastically, "sinz u see-"
"Wut the hell is this!" It wuz Enoby, Draco, and Vrompire. They had all came up to the roof.

"Thou all shalt die!" Vlodemort shrieked. Then he pulled out his gun an started shouting at them.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooo!" I screemed as I jumped in front ov da bullets. Then, everythnig went black.