AN: Fangz 2 Ferretz 4 da revouws. But I want moar!1 If u read, revue!1 But in all seriousness (or as much as I can put into this story), it will be getting more outrageous.

Chapter 12

Me and Lunar wer sitting dinner. I wuz waring a Knightmare b4 Cristmus shirt wif baggy blak pants and congress shoes wif wite makup and black detail on mah eyes and lips. Looney wore similar maekup and a blak goffik dress wif blood red fishnets and blak combat bootz.

We were eating dinner wif her frend Succubus. She used 2 b called Cho Chang and she wuz aslo in ravenclause and wuz a 7 year. Wen she was a young gurl, her mother married a rapost who rapped and killed her. Choi then becam depressed and convertd 2 stanism. We call her Sucubus now. Like Luna tho, she wuznt aloud 2 join Slythering becus Profesor Flitdick wouldnt let her. She wuz asian, wif blue streeks in her hair, and goffik blak and wit makup. She wore a blak spagetti strap top wif Satan ritten in red on da front. She wore a short miniskurt wif blak fishnets and combut boots. She wuz extremely hawt. She wuz also in detention 2night because she stole dumbledors headache medication.

"OMG, I cunt beleeve u and Onix haf 2 have anodder nite of detention wif Dumblefuk," Sucubus sed depressedly.

"Yea, well itz r last nite," I told her sadly. We had been going 2 detenton evry day 4 an entire month.

"Yeah, after 2night, we can do stuff agan," Luna sed angstilly.

"Alrite u goffs," Dumbledoor sed as he came, "ur detention is out side 2nite, so follow me. U 3 follow me!" He made us come wif him. He wuz wearing a long robe that sed Avril Laveign on the back. We put r middle fingers up at him wen he wasnt looking.

"Were r we going?" I asked goffikly.

"Youll see," Dumblydor ansered wif an evil lok in his eyes. Then we were there... IT WUZ AN AVRIL LAVEIGN CONSHIT!

"WTFH!" Luna scremed.

"I h8 Avrol Laveng!" Sucubus added emoly.

"U cant do this!" I yielded suicidally.

"O cant I?" he laughed meanly. He made us put on avril lavene shits and we were forced in2 the front row. We tryd 2 put r middle fingerz up at Avril, but Dumbldum used imperius on us so we couldnt move. We were forced 2 wach as the bitch sang. Suddenly, she cockled preppily and sed

"I kneweth thou would be here!" in a familiar preppy voice. Suddenly, she changed into a pale man wif no nose and white skin. He had no nose, and he was waring the cloves that he wore wen he was avril. It wuz... VOLDEMORT AND THE DEAF DEALERS!

"You stoopid man!" Dumblederp yeiled, "u ruined the conshirt!"

"Crucio!" Darth Valer shooted, and his spell hit Dumbledort in the chest. The he gaze back me. "Onyx! Join thee in thine quest 2 rule da world, or thou shalt pay!"

"Never!" I roared.

"Vary well, then I shalt take thy beloved Looney!" he scremed. Then he garbed Luna and went away in a puf of smoke.

"NOOOOOO!" I cried tearz of blood. Succubus comforted me goffikly as I cried. "Dumbledroe. We haf 2 get Lunar b4 Voldemart killes her!"

Dumblerdore lagged meanly. "No, I hated that stoopid goof. She deserves this affter all the truble she caused."

"FINE!" I yielded, "then ill save her then!"

"Ok, but ull die 4 sure!" he laffed as he went away.

"Im going wif u!" Succubus demanded goffikly.

"No! Itz 2 dangeros!"

"PLZ!" she seggested sexially.

"Fine," I agreed hornily. I used my varmpire mind powers 2 find out were Voldemort was. "Letz go 2 my car!"