Chapter 13

We drov mah delorian 2 Mt. Moradoor where Voldymorts lair wuz. Ones we got there, we split up 2 find Enoby. The halls ov Voldemorts layer were covered in posters of Justin Beaver, Ke$a, and Lady Perry.

"Ill go this way," I told sucubuss, and I went 2 da left. Suddenly... I wuz in a room wif pink walls and stuff. "Looney! Were r u?" I yellowed.

"She shall be ded soon!" an evil voiced shooted. I turnned around and saw a women wif long blonde hair and a long pink robe dat sed Brittany Speers on it. Under da robe, she wore and abercrumby and bitch (geddit, cuz shez a bitch?) tshirt and really short jeen shorts and highheels. She wuz a fuking prep!

"Who r u!" I demanded goffikly.

"I AM BELLATRICKS THE STRANGE!" she roored evily. "Da Bark Lord will be plzed wen I catch u!" Then she did a spell and I wuz tied up in ropes and chains.

"U fuking prep!" I shooted madly. "I bet u dont know who GC is!"
"Silence u welp!" she sneered. "U now blong 2 me!" she began 2 remove her robe.

"Wut r u doing!" I asked confusedly.

"Voldemorx can wait," she giggled. "Im gonna fuck u."

"Wut! Eww! NO Helena, tats gross! Ur a prep!"

"Shuddup and kiss me Onix!" she orered. "I luved u sins the moment I saw u!" I got relly scrayed, so I wuz about 2 kiss her wen suddenly... I bit her neck and started 2 suk the blood.

"NOOOOOO!" she scremmed and she got away, but it wuz 2 late bcuz she wuz a vampire now!

"HAHAHAHAHAA! Tak dat u prep!" I sed victoriusly. Suddenly, Bellatrix began 2 change. Her hare turned dark and so did her makup. Her cloves also turned goffik. Suddenly, she loked like a goff!

"Wut da hell?" I shooted.

"OMFG, fangz Onix!" Bellatriks bluted emoly, "u saved me! Now I can b a vampire 2!"

"Cool," I muttoned but then I saw how hawt she wuz. She loked just like Radeo from da suicide gurls."Wow, ur so fuking hot noa!" I gosped sexily. We began to french passively as r cold vampier bodys got close. Then we began 2 hav sex.

"OH OYNIX! OH! OH! OH!" she scrammed as she had an orgasim. Sudenly... Succubus came!

"OMFG!" she yielded at me "ur cheting on Lunar!"

"Wut! NO!" I tryd 2 explain as we put r cloves back on. But suddenly... VOLDEMORT APEARED!

"Belladicks!" he roared statistically, "thou art a trator! I shall kilt thee now!"

"U poser!" she yelled back him.

"Avada Kadava!" he sed preppily as he shot a spell at her.

"NOOO!" she exclamed as she fell down. Voldemint had killed her!

"WTH, Im gonna kill u!" I blurted angstily, but Voldemont went away in a puff of smoke. Then I saw Bellitrix on da ground. I hugegd her lifeless body. "NO! Dont leeve me!" I sed as I cried tearz of blood, but it wuz 2 late!

"dont worry Oinks," Suckubus sed as she hugged me "itll be ok. Shez wif satan now."

"Shuddup!" I yelled sucidaly. I wanted 2 find a steak so I cold kill myself. But then I remembeard that we had 2 shave Luna! "Cumon! We have 2 save Loona!"

We ran down da halls until we found Luna tarped in a rum wif Justin Beeber muzic playing. She wuz slitting her wrists and cring.

"Well save u!" I sed sadly as I picked her up and we ran out of da layer. But suddenly, Voldemort wuz chasing us!1

"ONIX!" Moldewart rored as he flew in front of me on his bromstick, "u shall not leave alive1"

"Crookshanks!" I yellowed, and Voldimot fell over and screamed in pain. Me, Sucubus, and Lunar got 2 the car and we drove back 2 the skull.