Chapter 14

We got bak at the skull at late at nite. We sed goodbye 2 Suckybus and we went 2 da slitherig comen room were me and Looney screwed summore. Da next mourning (geddit, cuz Im deprezzed?) we gut up 4 skull. I put on a Maryland Manson tshit wif blak levet pants, blak congress shoes, and white fondation wif black eyliner and libstock. Lunar put on a blood red dress wif a blak 666 on her boobs. She wore black fishnets and white foundation wif black eyelinar, lipstock, and maksarah. She wuz barefoot again.

We had 2 go 2 trasformaton class wif Profesor McGoogle. But I wuznt able 2 work. I needed a new plan 2 find out Enobys secrot. But how.

"Misster Gerald!" McGoggle roared oldly, "transfoam that kat in2 a dog noa!" I loked the dog infrunt of me an I shit a spell at it sexily. It turned in2 a vampier bat that ataked the teacher. "You dumbfonded fool!" Mcgoonagle scremed. All da goffs cheered sinz class would end early now.

Me and Looney went 2 da hall were all da goffs were having lunch. "Hey Eboby!" I sed angstilly. She wuz waring a black lether corset, blak leter miniskirt, red fishnets, and block metal combat bootz.

"Oh. Hai," she grumbled evily. She hadnt toked wif me sinz I triked her in2 sleeping wif Vampire.

"Do u want 2 go 2 that Marlin Manzon conshirt tonite?" I axed sadly.

"No u fuker. Leave me alone!" she wailed b4 ruining away goffikly.

"4get about her," Looney told me darkly. "I have 2 go 2 another class. Ill c u l8r. She kissed my cheek and went away. I woked over 2 anodder tabel were Draco, Diobolo, Crow and Zombie were sitting.

"Hey Draco," I sed seductively.

"Wut da hel do u want!" he yielded. He loked like he had been crying. He wuz wearing a black leather jackson wif blak lether pants, black concress shoes, and white makup wif black ilinar. He looked just like Girard weigh!1

"Look, I want 2 help u get bak 2gether wif Ebony," I whishpered so that nobody would here.

"U wuld do that for me?" he axed emoly.

"Sure!" I rored. "I just need u 2 ask her y she is so powreful."

"Ok," he giggled sexily, "but only if u sleep wif me."

"WTFH!" I yellowed, "no wai!"

"Den I wont help u!" he spat. He and the wesleys went away depressedly. I began 2 cry hotly. My plan had falled again. But suddenly... Succubus came!

"Oh, hai suckybus," I whimpered upsettedly.

"We so need 2 talk!" she stated goffikly. "I fuking saw you having sex wif Bellatricks the Strange. Luna is mah frend, so Im gonna tell her dat u cheeted on her!"

"WTFG!" I shooted deoressively, "u cant do that! Plz!"

"Well, ther is one thing u can do!1" she sed sexilly.

"Wuts that?"
"Sleep wif me right now!" she demanded hornily.

"No plz!" I began 2 cry again. Sucubus wuz really hawt but I didnt want 2 cheat on Looney.

"Bi guyz r so hawt wen dey cry," she sed sexily. She garbed mah hand and drugged me to the Ravenclaws comman room and in2 her room. "Now letz do it, or I'll tell Lunar!" she odurved.

I loked in2 her goffik blak eyes and noticed how hot she wuz. She luked like a goffik Gale Kim. I began 2 kiss her sexily and we stripped r cloves off as we frenched passively. I took off her bra and pantys and she took off my boxers. They were blak wif red 666s on them. Then I put my thingie in her and we had sex.

"OH ONYX!" she scremed. After we finished, we cudled and watched Frankyfish. But then we herd a noise in da other room. We loked out the door 2 see... Luney and Draco doing it!1

"OH MY SATAN!1" I yeileded suicidally. "Lunar! How culd u cheat on me, u fuking poser! I fought u loved me!1"

"No, Onix!1 Itz not wut u think!" she cried as she covred hershelf.

"NO!1" I fujking h8 u! Y Draco! Y did u do this!" I moaned.

"Bcuz u woldnt sleep wif me, so I slept wif her," he repplid meanly. I got so sad and I ran back 2 the slythering comen room. Luna foloughed me, even tho she wuz naked.

"Onyx, stup!" she cried hotly.

"No! Im breking up wif u!" Then I took the steak on my desk and angrily stabbed it in2 my heart. Then evrything went black...