Chapter 18

I wok up the nex day in my coffin 2 da sound of the fone ringing. It wuz Offello!

"Onyx, have you made any progress?" Othello asked civilly.

"No!" I cryed sadly. "I tryd 2 get Willow 2 help me, but that didnt work!1 Noa Enoby hates me agan and Voldemot has da video of me doing it wif Willow, Crow, and Zombe!"

"You were doing wha- Oh lord, you need to stop fooling around and focus! You have to destroy the time source before the end of that school year, or this mission will fail!"

"WTF Y!" I yelld.

"Because it was at the end of the year when Ebony defeated Voldemort, and thus, became invincible. You could go back in time again, but then you would run into your past self and create a time ripple. Again, the physics of the situation are beyond your comprehension, so I'll spare you the details. Just hurry up and locate Ebony's power source and destroy it. When you do that, you can return home, and everything will return to normal."

"Okai, ill do it!" I sed. I hung up the phone and put on a blac and white stiped shirt wif the black jackson that Tom Riddler gave me. I put on black lever pants wif crongress shoez that sed GC on them. Then I aplied my makup and went in2 da commen room and I gopsed... Draco and Ebony were making out!

"WTF, I fought u guyz broke up!" I sed in shok.

"Yeah, well we got bak 2gether 2 make u jelos!" Enoby sed wif a sneer. "Is it working?"

"Not relly," I sed, thogh that wuz a lie. I woked past them and in2 the hallway so I culd go 2 the library. I needed to fink abot how I wold find Enobys secret. But wen I sat down in the libary 2 fink, sumbody taped my sholder. It wuz... Looney Lovegod!

"Onix, I lov u! I even got this tatoo for u on my bak!" She turned arond and showed me a black goffik hart that said 'Onyx Gerard' on it in bloddy black writing. "Plz Come back! I just wanna fuking be wif u again!"

"No, u fucking cheted on me wif Drago!" I roared angliry.

"But u dont understand-" she began but I shok my head.

"Leve me alone!1"

"But I-"

"He sed leve him alon!" sumbody shooted. I turned around to see that it wuz... Britney! She wuz wearing a pink tanktup that sed "love" on da boobs, and a short miniskurt wif pink hiheels. She loked just like Lindsy Lohan. I hated Brittany becuz she wuz a fuking prep!1

Lunar ran away crying and Britney sat nex 2 me.

"Fangz..." I gurnted, though I didnt men it.

"Ur welcum Onix!" she replied preppily. "Ur 2 good 4 her anyway. Shez a freak, and ur hawt, even though u hang out wif that Ebony. Shez a fuking slut!"

I wuz abot 2 wok away frum Britany, becuz she waz a prep, but I fought about it 4 a moment. Britney hated Ebony so maybe she wuld help me defeet her if I axed. But she wuz also a fuking prep, so I didnt know if I shold. But if I didnt, Enoby might win!

"Hai Britney," I sed goffikly, "will u help me defeat Eboby?"

"OMG, yes!" she scremmed in a high bitched voice. (geddit, cuz shez a bitch?) "I knew u wrent sum stoopid goff!"

"SILENZ!" sumbody yeilded. It wuz Madame Pinch, the libarian. "NO SHOOTING IN MY LIBARY!"

"Well ok then," I sihed sadly becuz I hated Britney.

"But bfour I can help u, I have a favor 2 ask," she sed peppily.

"Wut is it?" I axed.

She smiled really big like and held out two tikets. "Will u go 2 see Justin Beiber wif me!"

I almost killed myshelf rite there.