Chapter 19

The nex day, I went 2 da grate hall 2 wait for Britney. I wuz waring my black lever jackson again wif blak jeans, and black shoes wif black makup on mah face wif white foundaton. Then Britney came.

"Hai Onyx!" she sed preppily. She wuz waring a tiny white tanktop wif Justine Bieberz face on it, really short jean shotz, pink hiheels, and lotz of makup. She wood have looked atractiv if she wuznt such a prep.

"Hi," I answed emoly. I relly didnt want to see Justin Beeber but I wood have 2 if I wanted 2 beat Enoby. "Letz get this over wif."

We got in2 the delorian and drove 2 the place were Justan wold be singing at. Once we arrived at the conshit (geddit, cause hez shit?), Briitney drugged me 2 the front row so we culd watch Justene up close. He loked like a pentagram (geddit?) between Aron Cater and MilY Sirus. He started to sing Baby, and I amost puked. He wuz such a fuking prep!

"Can u hold my spot?" Brittney axed in a non-goffik voice. "I haf 2 use the batroom."

"Ok," I replied suicidally. Then Britney went away. Now I culdnt take anymore of Justin Beever so I pointed my wand at him. "CRUZIO!"

Justen let out a highbitched screem lik a little girl, and he fell ober in his own pool of blood. I laffed evily as da crowd ran awai screming and Justan wuz carred away on a strecher. After everbody wuz gone, Britney came.

"WTF, were did everybudy go?" she wined sadly.

"Da show is over," I replid fangfullly. "He just left."

"Oh fuk it, I wuz in the bathrom 2 long!" she curssed. "Letz go back to Hogswart noa!" We gut bak in2 my Deelarion and drove back 2 the skull. We didnt get out wen we got there tho.

"Okay Brittey, we need a plan," I sed sadly. "How r we gonna find out Enobys powersorce?"

"4get abot that!" Brittane sed suddenly. "Ur so fuking hawt Onix, even thogh u look lik a goff!" Suddenly... she tried 2 kiss me!

"WTFH r u doing!1?" I yieled as I pushed her away.

"Cum on, letz do it!" she pleded. "I want u 2 fuk me!"

"No fuking way!" I sed goffikly.

"Y not?" she axed.

"Bcuz ur a prep!" I belloed. "I fought u new that dis wuz a businezz relatonship btween us! I dont like u, I just wanted 2 help u beat Ebony. Thatz all!"

Da luveydovey look in her eyes went away. She loked upset. "Fine then," she muttoned menly, "letz go inside and work then." We gut out of da car and went inside so we culd go 2 my rom 2 plan. But wen we got 2 the commun room we saw Willow.

"WTF OINKS! U left me 4 Britnay!" she yellowed.

"No no!" I tried 2 explan sexily. "Were just working together bcuz were partners in Deviation class!"

"Ok, but she cant stay here," Wullow bluted. "If Ebony sees her here, shell get relly mad! And stuff."

"FINE! Ill bring her 2 my room!1" We went away 2 my room and locked the door. "Okay Britneigh, how r we gonna find Enobys powersorce," I axed. But when I turned around, I saw that Brittney took her top off.

"OMG," I shooted, "I told u no!"

"Onix, Im gonna give u one more chance to say yes!" she told me crudely. Her top wuz on the floor.

"No! Ur a prep!" I sed afimatively.

"Fine then!" she yeled bak. Then she ponted her wand at her shirt and shot a spell. The Justin Beaver shirt turned into a pale preppy man wif no nose and red eyes. It wuz... VOLXEMORT!

"What the fuck!" I shooted scarredly.

Voldemory cokled seductively. "Wen Bittney wuz in the batroom, I made her join me," he sed evily. "Now Onox Gerald, thou shalt join me in defeating Enoby Way, or I shalt kill u rite now!1"

"Never!" I shooted back.

"Very well!"Then Voldimert pulled out a gun and pointed it me. "Then thou shalt die!"