Chapter 20

Voldemort shooted a spell at me. I doged it and depressedly ecapd out of my room, but he followed me on his bromstick.

"Thou cant ecsape from thine power! Abada Kedrava!" He yellowed meanly.

I doded it agan and ran 2 the comman room were Enoby, Willow, Draco, Vampira, B'Loody Mary, Dracola, Diobolo, Darkness, Crow and Zombie were.

"OMG ONIX! Y R U RUNING!" Vampire axed sadly.

"Vlodemort is cuming!" I scremed angstilly. "We haf 2 hide!"

"No, were gona kick his ass!" Body Mary cheered and evry1 joined in. But suddenly Britny came. She wuz still topeless.

"Quit ruing so Voldymort can kill u!" she skreched preppily.

"OH MY FUKING SATAN! WUT DA HELL ONYX!" Ebony roored angirly, "U slept wif Britney and not me u prep!"

"No, I didnt sllep wif her!" I shoted back.

"Then y is she topless!" Willo axed supsiciously. But I coldnt answer bcuz Voldimirt flu in on his broomstik and shot moar spellz at us.

"If all of thou sideth with Onyx, u art traiters, and u all shalt die!" he belowed in a loud screem.

"Never!" we all shooted goffikly. Then we all puled out r gunz and started shooting at Voldemart and Brittny. But Voldemorph waved his wond and he and Britnay went away.

"We haf 2 find him!" Darkness sed upsetedly.

"Rite," me and Enoby agred. We all ran in2 da hall but there wuz nobody there. But suddenl, 2 preppy men appered from a room. There clooves were disheevled, and they smelld lik pornication! It wuz... SNAP AND LUMPKIN!

"U fuking prepz!" Enoby growled.

"Oh no, they no we did it!" Loopy gosped.

"Ill tak care of this!" Snake muttoned grossly. He waved his wand and we were channed 2 da wall wif ropes!

"U posers!" I shuted madly.

"Hahahaha!" Snape laffed crudly. "Voldemort will be plzed that I haf captured u all. He will then mak me his apentice!"

"OH NO!" Dracola whined.

"We hav 2 do sumething!" Crow and Zombie told me. Then I gut an idea.

"I bet u perpz dont know who MCR is!" I yeilded.

"Yeah!" Evry1 joined in goffikly.

"Shut up u deluded dumasses!" Snap shooted back, but while he wuz distracted I used my vampire powers 2 ecsape frum the ropes.

"Crucio!" I sed evaly. I hit Snape wif the spell and he fell over and scremed like a prep. All da ropes fell off my frends and they all chased after Lupin who ran away lik a pussy. I wuz all alone in da hallway. But wear wuz Voldenort? I fought 4 a moment and then I new... he wuz in da Griffandoor tower!

I ran to da tower as fast as I culd but I wuz stopped by da portat of the fat bitch.

"PASSWERD!" She bluted preppily. I fought summore. Wut wold b a the griffingdor pasword?

"Uh... Ladi Gaga is da gretest?" I gessed.

"Corect!" she sed, and the picture opened, but I wuznt done.

"INCENDO!" I sed and the pink woman cot on fire. As she screemed, I ran in2 the grinnfingdor comman room and I gapsed at wut I saw... Voldemort and Britney were doing it!1

"OMG, wut the fuk!" I sceamed. Voldamort pulled his pale white thingie out of Britneys u know wut and scowled meanly.

"How dare thou interupt my sex!" Voldymort roored. "Now thou shalt die!"

Scarred, I ran out suicidaly as Voldebort chased me naked. I tried 2 shoot a spell, but I droped my wand. Then I tried 2 shoot Volexmort wif my gun.

"Accio gun!" He cockled. The gun flu out of my hands and into his. "Now thou shalt die!" he bellowed. He shot a bullet at me!

"NOOOOOO!" I shooted but suddenly, sumbody leapt infront of me sexily and the bullet hit her instead. Wen she fell 2 the grond, I saw that it wuz... Looney Lovegood!1

"NO, LUNAR!" I shoted as I fell 2 my nees. Voldimort laffed crudely.

"!1 Thou haf lost evrything! U shal join me in good time!" Then he went away in a puff of smoek.

I held Luna in my armz as I crid tearz of blood. "Luna... u saved me..." I cryed sadly.

"I luv u..." she sed weekly. "I just want u 2 love me 2."

"I do. Im sory!" I sed seductivly. I kissed her passively, but she stated 2 fade. "No! Dont die Looney!" I screamed angstily. But it would be 2 late. I only had one thing I cold do. I reached down 2 her neck and bit her, suking a small amont of her blood. She started 2 breath again becuz... she wuz now a vampire 2! But then I felt week and I pased out.