Sory itz been so lung! I wuz in the hopsital bcuz I wuz slitting mah writs!

Well actually, I needed a break from this so that the bad grammar wouldn't permanently alter my typing. Updates won't be frequent, but this fic is NOT DEAD!

Chapter 22

I wok up btween Luna and Cho and we all did it agan. After that we got up and got redy 4 skull. I put on a black and whit stripped shit wif my black lether jackson and black jens wif rips and stuff, and black combat shoes. I also got steel blu streeks in my hair from Looney and Succubsu. They also did my makup. Luna put on a black backless goffik dress that shoed off he boobs and back wif black fishnets, and lots of black and white makup. Sucubus put on a black shirt dat sed Anarkey in bloody red witing, block miniskirt, black fishnets and black highheel.

We all went 2 da grate hall were we all ate brakfast. I ate frootloopz wif blood in them becuz im a vampire.

"We need a plan," I sad cruly.

"A plan 4 wut?" Lunar azed curosly.

"A plan 2 find Ebomy's sorce of power!" I sed.

"Oh ok," shereplied. "But how will we do dat?"

"We cold totur her!" Suckybus sujested, but I shok my head.

"Enoby is to strong 2 be totured," I sed sadly. "But wut do we do noa? Draco wont help us unless I sleep wif him Enoby wont trust Vamprior so we cant use him Willo wont werk and now and evem Britny is gone!"

"Wel y dont u just sleep wif Dragon?"Lunar axd goffikly.

"Bcuz id be cheting on u!" I rored.

"Ill let u do it 4 dis!" Luna sed wif a wink.

"No, I dont wanna sleep wif Drago!" I sed sadly.

"Y nut?" Sukybus aked.

"Becus he's my da- Because I dont lik him like that!" I cried.

"Well we need a knew plan than!" Luny sed. We were abot to branstorm be4 Profesor Flitdick came. He wuz wearing a whit robe wif a picture of Justine Timberlak (geddit? Cus he sings lik a gurl?) on it.

"Sucubuz! U have to serve a fuking detention right now 4 stealing pills frum my offace!" he shooted preppily.

"But i-"

"Now!" he screeched like a gurl. Suckybus siged and stood up.

"Good luk u 2," she sed befor being drugged away by the Ravencause head.

"Wait, I hav an idea!" Lunar exclamed. "Profesor snap has turth serum in his offace! We can stell it, give it to egogy, and then we get da truf!"

"Alright!" I yeled. We left da grate hall and went to the dungeon were the poshuns class wuz. Ones we gut there, we herd moning noizes inside. We peked in and gapssed. Loopin and Snack were doing it!1 and wen Snape took his boys thingy out of Lumpkins but, I saw a dork mark on it.

"Letz sneek by while they arent looking," I sed crudley. We gut on r handz and knees and crawd over 2 the door 2 Snapes office. Ones inside, we saw a bunch of potins and stuff all over the walls and the desk. "Letz find it!" We loked around for awile but then Loony found somfing.

"I found somfig!" Loona shooted happly. She piked up a vile that sed "Truf serum" on it.

"Gret, letz go!" I sed angstly. We were abot to leve, but suddenly, a fat guy burts thew the door. He wuz fat, and had only one leg and a meclanical eye. He wuz wearing a shirt wif a picturd of da guys from Nicholeback on it. It wuz... Mad Eyed Muddy!"

"I so fuking found u!" he rored gleefuly.

"Wut the fuk do u want u prep!" I blutted meanly.

"Voldymote sent me to kill u!" he sed in a preppy vois. "Die biches!" he pointed his staff at us and shooted a green spiel at us. But me and Lunar doged it and shot at him with our guns, but he bullits missed his head.

"Wut the hell is happening in her!" Dumblydore yielded as he ran into da room, but he was knocked out by Snape and Lupid witf frying pans. But b4 they could get us, we got away.

"We need 2 get the odders!" Loony sed emoly.

"Yess!" I cried. If madeye modly wuz here, Voldemort wuz proly here two!