Well today was just a normal day, ya know. Winter break, mom that is hardly ever seen by readers let's you stay at home, you start writing fanfiction, ya know that normal stuff. But god-damn it with cream cheese and cotton candy, my author decides to RUIN that serenity by opening god-damn plothole. So what does me the not so unsuspecting OC do? WEEEEEEEEEEEE and into the plothole I go.
Which leads me to here. WHY THE FRUCK AM I IN HETALIA! Argh, stupid frickin' author. Bzzz Bzzz. Hmm, seems she was kind enough to give a god damn cell-phone, jee what a sweet-heart. NOTE THE SARCASM!
'' Hello?'' I answer.
'' HI RENNY IT'S ME CHIBI SEME, I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU GOT THERE!'' a stupid voice shouts into my ear.
'' OI STUPID AUTHOR WHY THE HELL AM I IN HETALIA?'' I shout back.
'' Oh hush you, jeez sorry bitch that I gave you a fucking break from the normal LIFE!''
'' Well no thank you, I was enjoying it!'' I scream into the phone.
'' Well you should be thankful, I was going to let you spread chaos and create delicious yaoi.''
My angry mumbling stopped, '' Say what?''
'' You. Are. Aloud. To. Be. An actual. Oc.'' she says slowly.
Silence, then '' AUTHOR-SAMA I LOVE YOU!'' I shout. Ho boy, I'm going to have SOOOOO much fun.