When an author gets an Idea she needs to write it down!
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Snow POV
"Damn, you would think my nose is on its period." I complained while taking another tissue for my bloody nose and tilting my head back.
"It's probably the heat." Zexion suggested.
"Hey Zexy?" I asked.
"He was pretty used to me calling him that so he didn't say anything to defend himself anymore. "What is it Snow?" He said though with a sigh.
"What are you reading? Because ever since you stopped reading the twilight saga you started to put that solid black book cover on all of your books."
"That's top secret." He responded.
I didn't want to hear that so I got up and snatched his book away from him and dark corridored into Lexaeus' room. He always pet my head like I was a little kid or an animal so he probably shouldn't mind that I was in his room.
"What are you doing?" Asked Lexaeus from his couch. He barely talked and when he did it shook the earth.
"I'm hiding from Zexion." I said.
He just replied with a nod of approval.
I sat down on the foot of Lexaeus' bed and opened Zexion's book. Or should I say diary.
Dear diary,
Today Namine smiled at me. At least now she doesnt think I'm a monster. Hopefully one day I can sweep her off of her feet and we can get married and have as many children as she wants.
It must be a crime to be that beautiful and steal my non existing heart.
Sincerly,
Sexy Zexy
I closed the book and thre it out of Lexaeus' window then teleported to a place where Zexion would never find me; in Marluxia garden, he hated flowers.
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"Hey Marly! Remember about two Christmas' ago I got you that fertilizer?" I tried to start a conversation.
"Yes, and it is quite huge so I am still using it. It is still half full." He responded.
"You know, some people say it's half full and some say it's half empty. But, I say "meh, it has whatever the hell is in it, in it."."
Marluxia gave out a chuckle then spoke,"I know every single member except for you. Heh, once again Axel has kept something he didn't want me touching, away from him."
"Uh, Marly, that sounded kinda pedophile there."
"Oh, well I didn't mean it in a pedo way i just meant it in a metaphor way."
"Ok, well if zexion ever asks you for his book it is probably somewhere in the garden..." I said before dark corridoring into somewhere that I didn't want to go.
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'What the? The superior's room? But I meant to go to my room...' I asked myself. 'Heh and to think I was a fangirl of Kingdom Hearts and now I am apart of Orgy XIII.'
"How can I help you?" Asked Xemnas(Mansex) from his chair behind his desk.
"Oh, sorry I just came into the wrong place."
"You know Snow, you are our most cherished member. You should be careful, there is a which out to get you." He must've meant Maleficent. But, this was another time where I had to act clueless or else I would sound suspicious so I said,"Does she have a name?"
"Maleficent. But, she can't even get across the dusks. I imagine she would die if we sent out the dancers instead..." He said probably considering it.
"Well, I'll be going now." I said. I decided maybe it was time for me to tell them.
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