Disclaimer: Unfortunately, Naruto is not ours, and Greek Mythology belongs to no one.
Summary: What's a guy to do when he is in love, and his mother-in-law gets in the way? Kidnap his wife err, husband of course... (Based on the Greek Mythology of Hades and Persephone). SasuNaru.
Author's Note: Sorry this is coming so late. I had exams and sooooo many essays to write, that I've been swamped with work. Please, please forgive me. So, here's a long one to apologise for the delay.
Chapter Four:
Déjà vu. It was a feeling that Naruto had never experienced before. However, that was certainly what he was feeling at the moment. He was in a dark room with quite dim lighting, and right outside the windows, the rain was falling quite heavily. The flashes of lightning, and the sound of the storm outside, seemed to make the sounds in the room echo faintly.
Naruto looked around, and still could not figure out while he had the sense of déjà vu. He had clearly never been in the room before, so why the feeling. Was it the silence? But, he had encountered such silence before, so why the feeling?
Suddenly, a figure seemed to separate itself from the shadows and began to advance towards him. Ha! Just like that, a light came on in Naruto's brain. This was the reason why he felt the déjà vu. The figure that was slowly approaching him looked just like that pervert that had molested him in his dreams a couple of weeks ago. Hmm. So did that mean he was dreaming at the moment?
"Well, hello Naruto", the figure said, even as he slowly walked towards Naruto.
"Uh. Bastard, what the hell are you doing in my dream? Naruto shouted, as he immediately recognised the Great bastard, Sasuke.
What was Sasuke doing in his dream? He had initially thought that the figure was the pervert that had molested him in his dream, until the person had spoken, and he had realised that he could recognize Sasuke's annoying and smug voice even in a dim room. Although, it was really strange the way that both Sasuke and the pervert from his dream seem to walk in the same way. Anyway, the difference between the two of them was the way that anytime Sasuke opened his mouth to speak, Naruto could immediately recognize him. Although, he had never heard the pervert speak, he still wondered how he would sound like. Although Naruto was certain that if indeed he ever heard the pervert speak, his voice would not annoy him the same way Sasuke's voice did. Bastards always had annoying voices.
"Bastard. I asked you, what the hell are you doing in my dream? Naruto screeched, as he wondered why Sasuke did not answer him initially, but only continued to smirk at him.
"Actually, dumb-ass. This is my dream. So, I guess, I'm the one who is to ask the question", Sasuke replied still smirking at Naruto. Totally enjoying the way Naruto seemed to puff up in anger.
Really the dumb-ass looks really amazing when he is angry, especially when he is so lost for words. The way his face seems to scrunch together, and his lips pout, just makes me want to kiss him till he has that look of confusion and need he had the last time I kissed him in his dream.
"But, bastard. I was here first... You met me here... I was here before you suddenly appeared out of thin air. You met me in this room".
"Actually, I was in the adjourning room when I felt a disturbance in the air, informing me that I had a visitor in my dream. I came to investigate and found you. So, as you can see, it is my dream", Sasuke replied quite smugly.
"Well, then excuse me", Naruto said, as he squeezed his eyes tightly, and waved his arms around.
"What do you think you are doing dumb-ass?" was the question Sasuke asked, as he stared hard at Naruto.
"Isn't it obvious? I am trying to convince myself to wake up from this dream, seeing that it is not my dream. Wonder what Shisui was thinking that he would bring me into your dream", Naruto mumbled as he continued to squeeze his eyes and waved his arms.
"Stop doing that dumb-ass. It is really annoying. When you are ready to wake up, you will. In the meantime, we will just sit and talk until your body is ready to be awakened." Sasuke said.
"Awakened? Can't you just say something simple like 'wake-up'? Why must you use such old and archaic words? Do you do it to just annoy me, or do you do it just annoy everyone in general", Naruto groused, as he glared at Sasuke, eyes squeezing and arms flailing all forgotten.
"Actually, Naruto, it's the way all matured people speak. You cannot understand. How can you anyway when you're still a child playing at being a grown-up?"
"Bastard. I am not a child. Besides, Gaara doesn't speak that way, and neither does Sai. Hmm. Although Neji speaks like that too. But then again, Neji is annoying, and sometimes seem to like to act like an old man, especially when he is insulting me, all in the name of courting me. I wonder how he believes that treating me like a child will help him succeed in getting me. Sometimes, Neji can be really dumb", at this point, Naruto had started ranting and talking to himself, forgetting that Sasuke was present and listening actively to what he was saying.
"In fact, all the suitors that have been coming to me have all been really stupid. Nobody tries to find out what I like. Who needs countries when I want to know more about my powers and what I am capable of. But do any of them try to find out ways to help me grow stronger as a god? No. All they are concerned about is giving me jewels. They don't talk to me. If Sai is not trying to call me 'dickless', Gaara is trying to convince me that he can protect me, and will help me fight off my suitors, while Neji is only concerned with fate. Do they ask me what I want? No. Also, they are so stupid that they give gifts meant for me to my father. Does it not occur to them that father will not give me the gifts? Do they invite me to see new places? They know father keeps me secluded in our house. Yet it has never occurred to any of them that I might want to see new places. Not necessarily own the countries, just see them. And they all like to hover over me. I don't want another father. But none of them seem to notice this. They are all very daft. Every single one of them."
"Well, Naruto, has it ever occurred to you to tell your numerous suitors what you want. It just goes to show that you are really a dumb-ass if you expect that to telepathically know what you want them to do", Sasuke smirked.
"Ha! Bastard. You are still here? Wait a minute. Did you just hear everything I said?"
"Dumb-ass, you are still in my dream, so of course, I heard everything you said. Next time, if you don't want any witnesses when you are ranting, do so when you are alone at home, not when you are in another person's dream".
"Still, you could have said something to show that you are still here. Now, you know my thoughts. It's not fair", Naruto sulked.
"Don't worry. It's not like I'm going to tell people what you said, so just keep quiet about it. But, in your ranting, you forgot to mention one very important thing".
"What is that?" Naruto asked, while he furrowed his eyebrows, and tried to remember what he might have missed.
Sasuke simply smirked, and walked closer to Naruto.
Naruto then walked backwards, but Sasuke did not stop, until he had effectively backed Naruto into a corner.
He leaned closer, stopped at Naruto's ear, and whispered, "You forgot to mention sex".
Blue eyes got larger, as Naruto gaped at Sasuke, and suddenly bellowed, "Sex! Sex! That's your very important thing that I forgot? Why should sex be sooo important? Besides, I'm sure it's all overrated, with the way Ino talks about it, and Kakashi tries to convince me to read about it, and Jiraiya simply does it. Besides, who are you to talk about sex, eh Sasuke? The great god of the underworld is not meant to be concerned about such things, or even enjoy such things. I am sure that when you have sex, you will probably be cold and unfeeling like a fish".
To Naruto's amazement, Sasuke just laughed. Weird. Sasuke does not laugh. Even though the laugh is beautiful. I'm not surprised though that his laugh is beautiful. He is after all very hot. Wait a minute, hot? Hot? Why am I thinking of the bastard as hot. This is very troubling. Okay. What was I thinking of initially. Oh Yes. Why is the bastard laughing?
"Sex is important Naruto. It will be really boring if you end up with someone who does not make you hot under. It will be very dull if the person you end up with does not make you want and need. And in answer to your question about why I am talking about sex. It's because I enjoy sex, the taste, the smells, and the sounds. And trust me when I say this Naruto, I am not cold during sex. Want to find out?"
And with those words, and the smirk on his face, Sasuke vanished, the same way he appeared.
Naruto suddenly found himself really hot, and uncomfortable, with his robes tented in front. He looked about in confusion as he suddenly found himself in his bed, with an erection, he couldn't convince to go down.
Still in the dream, Sasuke smirks as he appears again in the room he had had the conversation with Naruto, and decides to call for the god of dreams. "Shisui"
"You rang, O glorious and dark one", Shisui taunted as he appeared before Sasuke.
"I can see that you have been spending too much time in the company of Itachi" Sasuke grumbled as he glared at the other god.
"So, did the dream help with the courtship?"
"Yes, most certainly. There were no uninvited parties. No nymphs listening in, and I was able to gather quite a number of useful information."
"Well then, I am pleased to have helped you in your course. Now, if you would excuse me, O powerful and dark god, I have other dreams to create for others who are not scared to actually go and meet their beloved and court them in person".
With that said, Shisui laughed and vanished.
So, Naruto wants to grow in his powers and travel. He also likes ramen, wants to be treated like an adult, and wants someone who would allow him a certain amount of freedom. That, I can work with. I can work with that information quite well. Sakura was also not present, which is very good, as Minato still has no idea that there is another suitor who is after his son, and who would most certainly get him. How amusing! Hmm. Shisui simply does not realise the importance of what I've done and all the information I have received through this dream. The relaxed atmosphere, of the dream helped to make him say things that I am sure Naruto would not have said if I had met him in the real word. In the dream, he was able to tell me his dreams.
Hmm. That sounds lame and annoying. For me to start thinking like this, the dream must be beginning to affect me. I better leave here before I start to think such stupid things. Anyway, I have other things to do right now.
And with those thoughts, Sasuke vanished to begin his work to get his soon-to-be Consort.
Naruto laughed as he ran ahead of Sakura. His delight that he was able to trick the nymph into believing that he was going to take the North route home while he really was taking the East made him laugh even harder.
Ha. I've finally been able to trick Sakura. I'm sure that from now on, she would never treat me like a girl. I'm a man with great intelligence, cunning, planning and I am able to spot things from miles away. I'm sure that Sakura thought she would be able to trick me into going with her to gather flowers. But I saw her trap and avoided it. I am truly brilliant.
Hmm. Maybe I should tell father about what I did. I'm sure he would probably give me more freedom and responsibility. He should be able to see that I am very observant, and I'm also able to protect myself.
Wait. What is that by the Hyacinths? Hmm. It looks like a golden bowl on top of a table with a chair right beside it. But who dropped the bowl. I can't see anyone around, and I'm sure that I didn't see anyone pass by me when I was coming this way. Besides, I wonder what is inside the bowl.
With these thoughts in his head, Naruto moved to where the bowl was. As he got closer, he noticed that the bowl was closed. That just made him even more curious. So, the great god, with intelligence, cunning and an eye for spotting traps, picked up the strange bowl that still strangely enough had his name on it, and opened it.
On opening the bowl, Naruto to his delight found a steaming bowl of Ramen. "Yay. Someone gave me a bowl of Ramen in a pretty golden bowl.
On shouting his delight at his unexpected present, Naruto proceeded to sit down and begin to eat the ramen.
Hmm. This ramen is so tasty. Whoever prepared it made it just the way I like it; steaming hot, very delicious, and soft enough for me to slurp. How Yummy! See, now this is the type of attention and gift I need. I'll bet the person that made it is a goddess and she is aware of the fact that I am a strong, intelligent and wise god who would be a proper husband to her.
With these thoughts in his head, Naruto failed to notice the cracks that suddenly appear on the area where the table he was eating his ramen on was. He does however notice the sudden sound of something breaking around him. As he looks about in confusion while holding on to his bowl of ramen, he suddenly falls into a hole that seemed to have appeared out of thin air.
"Arrrg! What is happening"? Naruto screeched as he found himself falling in a dark place.
"Dumbass, what does it look like? You are being kidnapped of course" Sasuke calmly informed him as he caught Naruto in his arms and held him there.
"Kidnapped? Kidnapped? Couldn't my stupid kidnapper have waited for me to finish my bowl of ramen before kidnapping me? Besides bastard, what are you doing here? Shouldn't I be having this conversation with the bastard that kidnapped me and did not give me the opportunity to finish my bowl of ramen? By the way, where is my bowl of ramen"? With these words, Naruto began to look around for his ramen bowl.
"Dumbass. Shouldn't you be more concerned about the fact that you've been kidnapped? Besides, the ramen was used as bait in order to kidnap you" Sasuke said lazily as he gave the bowl of ramen he found to Naruto.
"Hmm. How do you know so much about this bastard? Besides, the goddess that made the ramen for me did not need to kidnap me. She made me the ramen in order to show that she appreciates my strength and power as a god, and wants me to come and court her. Now all I have to do is let her know that I am interested in her and want to meet her" Naruto said quite confident in his thinking.
"So you really think that the ramen was made for you by a goddess Naruto" Sasuke asked as he moved closer to Naruto who tried to move away but couldn't because he was still in the chariot with Sasuke: the chariot Sasuke was in when he caught him.
"Why did he say my name like that? Like we're lovers. And why am I affected by the way he said my name. Why did he even say my name at all? He usually just calls me dumbass. What is he trying to prove?
"Of course it was a goddess that made the ramen for me. Who else would have made it? The ramen was delicious and had my name on it. Obviously it is a goddess that likes me that made the ramen for me. Besides why are you here, and why am I not talking to the person that kidnapped me" Naruto retorted.
"Well then, I'm so sorry to disappoint you, but I am the one that made the ramen for you, and I am the one that arranged your kidnap. I am quite happy to know that you enjoyed the ramen. Your insistence on finding it shows me that you enjoyed it a lot." Sasuke told him still looking calm except for the look in his eyes that showed that he was secretly happy about something.
"What?" Naruto screeched.
"Why would you kidnap me bastard" Naruto asked Sasuke, still frowning and obviously agitated at the thought.
With a smirk, Sasuke answered "Because I have chosen you as my bride dumbass".
"Bride? Bride? I can't be a bride. I'm a man or can't you see it? You should say husband and not bride. Wait a minute? Why am I even suggesting that you use husband. I am not interested in marrying you. Besides you don't like me, you don't want to have sex with me, and I am certainly not attracted to you in anyway" Naruto shouted.
"Well then, husband it is. You will be my consort here in the underworld and rule this world with me. And as for your response that you are not attracted to me and I am not attracted to you, that is very silly. You had no complains when I kissed you in the dream and made you cum now did you? Sasuke asked with a smirk still on his face.
"Kiss? What kiss?" Naruto asked as he frowned and tried to remember when he had ever kissed the bastard.
"The kiss we had in your dream a couple of weeks ago. We were in the garden, it was dark and you looked completely kissable. If I can recollect correctly, the kiss went somewhat like this..."
And with those words, Naruto found himself in Sasuke's arms again and lips that tasted familiar and strange because now they were attached to a face that he recognised were on his. Sasuke's lips slid along Naruto's and his tongue moved leisurely on the seam of Naruto's mouth. A light nibble on Naruto's lips had him opening his mouth, and immediately, Sasuke's tongue was in a mouth that he had kissed thoroughly before. Sasuke's tongue swept up the roof of Naruto's mouth and round his teeth, before sliding along his tongue. Sasuke then removed his tongue and proceeded to place light kissed on Naruto's neck. A nibble on Naruto's ear had Naruto moaning, and Sasuke moaning in response, moved back to Naruto's lips to continue kissing him. A short nip on Naruto's upper lip had Naruto holding on tighter to Sasuke's arms. Sasuke then proceeded to slide his tongue in and out of Naruto's mouth, fucking him with his tongue, and yet taking his time to do so like he was savouring the moment.
Sasuke's hands then wandered slowly down, and with his lips on Naruto's ear, he place his hands inside the robe and brought out the throbbing dick that was slowly filling out. The presence of a warm hand on his dick had Naruto jerking and moaning and his dick jerked in response. Sasuke using his finger slid the precum round the tip of the head of Naruto's cock, and proceeded to carry out a lazy exploration. He took his time feeling the dick and running his fingers over the ridges and the curves that make up Naruto's cock. Slowly, Sasuke picked up his pace and increased the speed with which his hand was sliding up Naruto's dick. With the increase in speed, Naruto's hips began to move forward, silently begging for more of the touch, all the while moaning and groaning at the sensations being produced by Sasuke's warm hand. As Naruto's moans grew louder, the speed of Sasuke's hands increased, until suddenly, he moved another hand to cup Naruto's ball, and jerked sharply on his dick. The sudden pain mixed with the intense pleasure had Naruto screaming and cuming all over Sasuke's hands.
Sasuke brought his hands up to his lips and liked them clean, then gave Naruto a smirk and said "Well, I guess you remember the dream now dumbass"
With those words, Sasuke tugged on the reins of his chariot and he and his consort were taken further into the Underworld.
"What do you mean by you don't know where he is Sakura?" Minato asked Sakura with a deathly quiet that struck fear in the heart of those that were around.
"We were playing and I was leading him to where we gathered flowers when he suddenly started running, and then tricked me into going north when he went east and then circled back the way we came. When I realised what he had done, I went back to look for him, but by then, I couldn't see him anymore" Sakura replied, terror in her eyes and with dread in her heart.
"You are a disgrace and you are useless to me. You have eyes and you couldn't watch over my son. You have hands but could not hold on to him. You have legs and could not follow him, and you have a mouth but cannot tell me where he is. You are useless to me Sakura, and from today you shall be nothing but a tree with cherry blossoms the colour of your hair". With those words, Sakura transformed into a tree.
The other nymphs all ran, while Minato in anguish screamed "Naruto, where are you?"
A/N: I'm so sorry that it took so long for me to make this update. I hope you all enjoyed it. Now seriously, how many of you were expecting Sakura to be turned into a tree permanently? Lol.
Well, the story will soon end. There will only be like one or two more chapters, and after that I would conclude the Seduction of Spring. If you have any suggestions on what my next story should be, do let me know, and I'll see what I can do about it. I have an idea on what I might work on, but I would like other ideas.
Finally, as always, read, enjoy and please don't forget to review.