I only finished this soon because i got so many questions asked. So enjoy !


Brittany: Hello everyone and welcome to a very special Fondue for Two.

Santana: Yes today we have some Dalton Warblers the New Directions and Karofsky.

Kurt: I still don't know why Blaine wanted him here.

Blaine: I told you I think you two should make up and settle your differences.

Karofsky: Kurt and I already have when he left you and came back to McKinley.

Puck: Watch it Karofsky.

Rachel: Brittany do I get to sing in this show.

Santana: that's it Berry let me at her.

(Finn and Sam hold Santana back from attacking Rachel.)

Wes: Ex-Warbler Kurt are your friends always like this.

Kurt: Yes they are.

David: Why did you leave us?

Blaine: Because Kurt needed to be with his friends.

Karofsky: do I need to be here.

Santana: No Karofsky you don't so why don't you just leave.

Brittany: no he needs to be here ok on with the questions.

Kurt: Puck if you were gay who would be your crush?

Puck: I would have to say Finn because he is my best friend and we all know how much best friends can turn into something more ay Hummel.

Finn: dude that's just weird first me step brother has a huge crush on me and then my best friend like confesses that he would like me if he was gay.

Thad: do I even get to talk?

Kurt: you just did.

Santana: ok Finn what is up with those fudge-filled man boobs?

Finn: Santana they are not filled with fudge.

Kurt: Finn you just kind of confessed that you do have man boobs.

Brittany: Rachel the next question has to do with your annoyance.

Rachel: my annoyance.

Puck: yeah you are kinda annoying sometimes.

Rachel: Finn am I annoying?

Finn: I am staying out of this.

Mercedes: omg Brittany this cheese is amazing.

Kurt: next question is for Blaine.

Blaine: ask away Kurtie.

Kurt: why do you have such an attention whore problem?

Blaine: Kurt, we have been over this I do not have a problem.

Wes: Warbler Blaine what Ex-Warbler Kurt is saying is very true.

Blaine: What?

Santana: Quinn why are you such a bitch and why do you want to be Prom queen so much.

Kurt: O by the way being Prom Queen is so awesome.

Quinn: I am not a bitch and being Prom Queen like Kurt said is awesome but also it would prove how much prettier I am then some people in this school.

Kurt: Mercedes why do you like Tater tots so much.

Mercedes: Because Tater tots are the future food of America and they are so delicious.

Kurt: OK thanks Mercedes.

Blaine: What?

Karofsky: am I needed here.

Blaine: YES KURT, KAROFSKY GO OUT IN THE HALL NOW!

Kurt: I am so turned on by angry Blaine.

(Out in the hall)

Blaine: Kurt, I know Karofsky hasn't bullied you in a while but I am still worried about your safety.

Karofsky: Blaine, Kurt I've thought about what you said about me coming out.

Kurt: Dave that's great, for you I mean.

Blaine: David I want us 3 to be friends instead of enemies.

Karofsky: No I'm not coming out ever.

Kurt: David you can't hide that forever, as your friend I don't want you to live with that guilt forever.

Karofsky: Kurt can I talk to you alone.

(Blaine looks at Kurt worried.)

Kurt: yeah one minute Dave, (Kurt walks over to Blaine) Blaine you just said that you want us to be friends not enemies what is going on.

Blaine: I'm just so scared that he is going to hurt you on purpose or accident.

Kurt: I'll be fine stay here I will be right back.

(Kurt gave Blaine a quick kiss before going outside with David.)

Karofsky: Kurt I don't want to come out because I'm afraid that your brother and the rest of Glee club will hurt me like I did to you.

Kurt: Dave, even if they tried I wouldn't let them because we are friends and that's what friends do.

Karofsky: Kurt I do want to come out eventually because I know that you and Blaine would help me through it.

Kurt: David, Blaine and I would love to help you though this tough time.

Karofsky: Thanks Kurt. (Kurt and David hug.)

Kurt: ok let's go back inside.

(Meanwhile with everyone else)

Santana: Rachel what is more important to you Finn or Broadway.

Rachel: well as a certain someone, who isn't here right now, said you have to visualize both options but you know if Finn decided to come to New York with Kurt, Blaine and I.

Finn: Rachel you know I don't do big cities.

Rachel: Yes Finn I know but just think of how great it could be.

Finn: I'll think about it Rach.

Blaine: Hey guys we're back.

Kurt: Dave is there anything you would like to say?

Karofsky: Glee club I'm sorry for everything I ever did to Kurt and Blaine I guess I was just jealous because they were out and proud.

Finn: just cut to it Karofsky.

Karofsky: I'm Gay.

Puck: So you just bully my bud making him leave and then his boyfriend comes and you think its ok!

Kurt: Puck don't you dare lay a finger on him.

Finn: but Kurt Karofsky here bullied you to Dalton.

Kurt: see the thing is I don't care.

Mercedes: What?

Sam: but Kurt he bullied you away so you couldn't be with us.

Kurt: yeah but he bullied me into Blaine's waiting arms.

Blaine: aw I love you Kurt, and no one better lay a finger on Karofsky or you are gonna deal with the fury of me and Kurt.

Santana: Wow

Tina: you know I am with Kurt and Blaine. If they can forgive Karofsky then I can too.

Puck: maybe can we just continue this I have some things to do today.

Brittany: ok well some of you can leave because the last questions are only for Kurt and Blaine.

Santana: Kurt do you think that you will ever marry Blaine?

Kurt: Yes omg Yes me and Blaine are gonna be together forever isn't that right B?

Blaine: of course.

Finn: Blaine why did it take you so long to realize you loved my brother.

Blaine: I guess I was confused with my own life. But I love him now and that's all that matters. Kurt about that question you just answered. I have no idea how to put this into words but. Kurt Hummel I love you and I would love it if you would do me the honor and become my husband.

Everyone else: Awwwwww

Kurt: Blaine I- Yes, yes a million times.

Santana: Ok you two break it up ok let's continue.

Mike: OK last question Kurt if you could choose between your fiancé and your scarf collection which would you choose?

Kurt: o man that's a tough question.

Blaine: really Kurt.

Kurt: no you come before them but they are a close second.

Brittany: ok well that's all for this episode of Fondue for Two.

Santana: come back on the 17th for the next episode.


Me: ok if I get a lot of reviews I might do one next week.

Kurt: so are you ever gonna write me and Blaine getting married?

Me: only if I get 5 reviews asking for it.

Blaine: Ok Review and I will pop into your house with the warblers.

Me: Blaine you know you can't that cause I don't own you or anyone else. Ok Review!