Santana: ok now that the wedding party is over let's get on with our questions.
Brittany: Ok Kurt, Blaine who is on top and who is on Bottom?
Kurt: well we haven't thought about it much I'm gonna assume that we would both share.
Blaine: yeah.
Santana: Wanky.
Kurt: ok Santana why do you hate Rachel so much other then her being an attention Whore.
Santana: Because she is a whiny but mouth who always gets what she wants.
Rachel: Whatever.
Kurt: guys don't fight.
Finn: yeah it's just a question.
Rachel: yeah but I do not always get what I want right Finn.
Finn: yeah um I agree with Santana.
Rachel: Fine you don't agree with your fiancé that's just fine Finn. (Storms out of room)
Blaine: hey I'll go talk to her.
Santana: ok guys who do you think craves the spotlight most?
Kurt: I have to say that Blaine gets it handed to him right Wes, David, Thad.
Thad: yeah so I say that Rachel craves it more than Blaine.
Wes and David: agreed
Everyone else: Yeah.
(Blaine and Rachel come back in the room)
Blaine: Rachel is there something that you want to say?
Rachel: I'm sorry for blowing up at you Finn.
Finn: apology accepted.
Kurt: ok continuing Wes what do you love more, your gavel or the Warblers?
David: He obviously loves his gavel more or else he wouldn't treat it with such good care.
Jeff: yeah he doesn't even use it when he threatens us.
Wes: yeah that's true but I love you guys too.
Blaine: Aww I love you too Wes.
Kurt: Wes, are you flirting with my man on my wedding day?
Wes: No Kurt I'm not.
Santana: ok Blaine what do you love more, your hair gel or Kurt?
Blaine: obviously Kurt but my hair gel is a close second.
Kurt: yeah that hair gel is going soon.
Blaine: then your scarf collection is going as well.
Kurt: Fine you can keep your hair gel.
Brittany: ok David what do you have against kazoos?
David: well when I was in eighth grade my older brother accidently ate a kazoo while he was playing on it and now he can't talk correctly.
Wes: it's actually funny when he tries to talk.
Kurt: nice ok Thad, who mocked you so much you now hate getting mocked.
Thad: well Blaine did, the first time I met him I was the lead singer of the Warblers then he just comes in and takes my spot.
Blaine: yeah I'm still sorry about that one.
Thad: yeah so he mocks me constantly.
Santana: Ok Tina who do you love more Mike or his abs?
Tina: well I love Mike so I love his abs too.
Brittany: Look its Lord Tubbington.
Kurt: how the hell is Lord Tubbington here we are like 20 miles from Lima?
Brittany: O I brought him with.
Mercedes: Oh Hell to the no.
Artie: Brit go put lord Tubbington in the car.
Brittany: fine come on Lord Tubbington lets go get some cheese.
Kurt: ok continuing Sam are you Gay or Bi?
Sam: I guess it's time I came out of the closet yes Kurt I am Bi.
Kurt: O.O
Blaine: cool.
Santana: ok we have to wrap this up quick so Quinn will you even stop being obnoxious?
Quinn: simple answer NO! Ok continue.
Kurt: Rachel will you stop being annoying?
Rachel: I will say this one more time I am not annoying and if I am then no I won't.
Blaine: Finn, are you insane to have fallen in love with a girl annoying as Rachel?
Finn: nope I love her.
Puck: Finn, what are you man boobs made of?
Finn: pudding, Kurt says it's because I eat too much Pudding.
Santana: ok stay tuned for the next installment of Fondue for Two.
Blaine: oh yeah if you what questions answered by me and Kurt you will have to wait a while because we are going on are honeymoon.
Kurt: ok Bye see you later.