Finn: (talking on the phone.) Hey Kurt how's the honeymoon?
Kurt: Great.
Finn: how's Blaine?
Kurt: great Finn, ok what do you want?
Finn: It's wedding stuff.
Kurt: thought so.
Blaine: Kurt stop talking about wedding stuff with your brother.
Kurt: sorry Finn can't Blaine wants my attention.
Blaine: better so now what you want to do I mean we have already seen wicked twice, we've been to the beach, we have gone shopping.
Kurt: we haven't gone to central park yet.
Blaine: oh yeah well lets go later. Right now I want you to come here and snuggle.
(All the way back in Lima)
Finn: he hung up on me.
Rachel: hey Finn what's wrong?
Finn: Kurt said he can't help us with the wedding stuff until he gets back.
Rachel: well I'm sure that he wants to spend time with Blaine.
Finn: yeah I guess but he spends like every second of the day with Blaine.
Rachel: Finn they have only been married a week.
Finn: whatever
Mercedes: so Finn how's my boy and his man?
Finn: great, but they won't talk to us right now.
Mercedes: well I wouldn't expect them too.
Rachel: thank you Mercedes.
(Back with Klaine)
Kurt: so what are we doing in Central park?
Blaine: well I thought we could get some ice cream and enjoy the sites.
Kurt: ok that works.
Blaine: look Kurt its Katy Perry.
Kurt: go talk to her.
Blaine: what are you kidding she won't talk to someone like me.
Kurt: ok then I will.
Blaine: what no Kurt stop.
Kurt: hi miss Perry.
Katy: Hello umm?
Kurt: my names Kurt.
Katy: o well hello Kurt.
Kurt: I know you must be busy but could you maybe say a couple of things to my husband he's a really big fan.
Katy: Husband?
Kurt: yeah, I'm gay.
Katy: I would love to talk to your husband.
Kurt: Blaine get over here.
Blaine: me?
Kurt: really Blaine who else do I know that are named Blaine?
Blaine: right.
Katy: so you must be this wonderful Blaine that I have heard of.
Blaine: yeah that would be me Katy.
Katy: I've also heard that you are a big fan.
Blaine: yes I am Katy I love your music so much.
Katy: well do you want to be in a music video with me.
Blaine: really you want me to be in a music video.
Katy: yeah all you do is come down to the set learn your lines and then film then leave piece of cake.
Blaine: wait lines?
Katy: yeah you'll have a speaking part.
Blaine: that sounds awesome.
Katy: cool lets go, Kurt you can come too.
(A week later)
Finn: KURT!
Kurt: yeah?
Puck: you did not tell us that you and Blaine were in a Katy Perry music video.
Kurt: oh yeah that came out today didn't it.
Blaine: yep it did just got a text message from her.
Finn: you have her number.
Puck: how, when, why.
Wes and David: KURT! BLAINE! How did you get in a Katy Perry Music Video!
Rachel and other new directions: HOW!
Kurt: ok we were in New York for our honeymoon…
The end.