A/N:Anyway, this is chapter 3. Thank you Restrained Freedom for the er...'encouraging' Review. Well at least someone is reading this.

INHERITANCE MANIAC:YOU WILL REVIEW OR I WILL TAKE OVER YOUR MIND!

Eragon: My mind? OhnoImgonnadie!AHHHH!

Arya:Do you have a mind?XD

Eragon:Oh I forgot, I don't

INHERITANCE MANIAC:HMM...

Chapter 3

They arrived in a cold and icebound land. A castle was visible through the pounding snowstorm. "Welcome back Eragon and Arya!"said a battered banner hanging above the doors. It may have once looked bright and festive, but now it was about to rip in half.

Under the banner stood three figures. When they got closer, Eragon saw Nasuada, Orik, an Angela. A lump of unusually tall snow stood by Angela. Eragon took just a moment to register that this 'lump of snow' was Solembum.

They were greeted warmly and led inside. Angela paused just a moment to yank the banner down. Orik explained that Murtagh had lengthened Nasuada's life, and that 'the gods' hadn't called for him just yet.

The main hall was quite large, much larger than theirs in New Vroengard. Murtagh quickly led them down a side passage and into a large room with a fireplace. Eragon, Arya, Orik, Murtagh, and Nasuada all seated themselves around a table in the middle. The fireplace lent them a surprising amount of heat. Angela sat off the the side and knit, Solembum lying on the floor next to her. Thorn, Saphira, and Firnen rested in a corner.

"Coffee, guys?Who wants coffee?"Murtagh asked.

"ME!"Orik screamed.

"Me!"Nasuada shouted in a high-pitched voice.

"Okay..."Arya said

"Why not?"Angela muttered. Saphira looked at Thorn and Firnen. They shrugged.(if a dragon could shrug.)

Us too!Saphira mentally shouted. Even Solembum agreed. Everybody looked at Eragon. He snored. And everybody laughed at him. At, the sound, Eragon's head shot up like an arrow.

"What?"he asked, very confused.

"Coffee? DO YOU WANT COFFEE?"Murtagh impatiently screamed.

"Umm... sure."Eragon responded. Then his head dropped and he resumed snoring.

"Ten barrels of coffee!"Murtagh shouted. Movement could be heard as servants rushed to execute his command.

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After a few extra large cups of coffee , Eragon was feeling much better. In fact, nearly everyone drank a little too much coffee and was feeling slightly 'drunk'. That meant everone except Angela and Solembum, who were quietly sitting by the fire, sipping their coffee.

"Hey guysss. Do yaa wanna plaaay aaa gaamme?"Murtagh asked.

"Sure..."Orik responded.

"Weeeell...thhe gaaamee iss callleeed 'Truutth ooor Daaaaare'"Murtagh said.

"Oh no."Arya muttered.

A/N: My drunk people sound really stupid don't they? I am so stupid. *Inheri punches himself in face* REVIEW

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INHERITANCEMANIAC:whats up guys.

Eragon:*snore

Arya:You made me sound stupid!

INHERITANCEMANIAC:Okkay...Okay...I'm sorry

Eragon:Huh?Wait...you made me fall asleep. I'm gonna murder you!

Arya:Lets kill him!

Eragon: Okey doke.

INHERITANCEMANIAC:*runs away while he still can*

Eragon/Arya:*chase after him screaming obscenities.*