Just to say because a reader just happened to have mentioned it through Chikuto's livestream... What the happened to those readers that put this story on story alert? Are you guys even reading this? I mean, two readers that reviewed had this fic on their Faves and they still reviewed and I thank them for reviewing because at least I know they are reading this. What about you guys that put this on story alert…? I don't feel loved by you guys… D:

I was actually hoping that a few readers knew about the ToA abridged series that was put up on Youtube. That's where I got the cheagle sandwich idea from. X3 Anywho… Sarcasm…Gotta love it and hate it at the same time. Then again, Anh's me. And I'm pretty dense when sarcasm is thrown at me. It's even harder to tell if it was sarcasm if the text thrown in front of you.

…Moving on!

I thank my lovely beta, Mieu (not the cheagle). She's been doing a great job and for that she had my deep respect. :D She just won't know that I said that right here.

Disclaimer: I don't own ToA. If I did, Jade would be younger and I would totally pair him up with me. But then that would be considered cheating in a way… And yes, I'm still his darn fangirl despite the evilness I made OC Anh had to go through.

Chapter 6: Attack on the Tartarus!

I fell for it.

I completely fell for it! Luke was actually being sarcastic when he said that he planned to decline Jade's offer, though I had absolutely no clue why he said that. Rather…I didn't know about it until Luke said the opposite of what he told us to Jade. Apparently, Tear, Anise and even Ion (ION FOR PETE'S SAKE KNEW) knew that he was being sarcastic while I was being stupid.

God I felt stupid.

Jade had walked into the room with Marco behind him. Luke was sitting on the chair albeit in a different spot, initially he was across from Ion, now he traded spots with Tear so she was the one across from the Fon Master. Now, there were eight people in the room. Luke, Tear, Ion, Anise, Mieu, Jade, Marco and I. There used to be another soldier guarding the room with Marco, but he was ushered out of the room for privacy or something like that. Jade had his hands behind his back and a stoic expression on his face. But that expression changed extremely quickly, Jade pushed his glasses up and gave Luke a small smirk.

"Well, my being here must mean that you have come to a conclusion." The expression of his was taunting, yet teasing at the same time.

Luke had his arms crossed and showed a smug expression. He gave Jade his own smirk, crossed his arms, and finally said, "What do we need to know to get this over with?"

Tear had a sharp look on her face; Anise and Ion shared their smiling expressions with each other. I, on the other hand, was confused as heck. Of course, what I thought wasn't what matters the most.

"Oh? Is that what you think?" Jade asked, tauntingly. He had one hand on his chin. "What if you decide to back out after we explain the situation to you?"

Luke frowned. "As long as I get to Baticul, I'll uphold my end of the agreement."

"Fair enough." Jade replied after a few seconds of silence. He pushed his glasses up before clearing his throat and resting his hands at his sides. "Small, localized conflicts have broken out recently. It's likely that those will soon escalate into full-scale war. After all, the truce for the Hod War is only 15 years old."

Ion took a step forward and placed his hand over on the left side of his chest. "Emperor Peony has written a letter proposing a formal peace treaty. They requested my aid as a neutral ambassador."

"If that's the case, then why do people think you've gone missing?" Luke asked Ion, his brow furrowed. "Master Van went looking for you, you know!"

Ion gave Luke a deadpan stare. "That's due to matters within the Order of Lorelei."

Ion must love using that line because he frequently says that 'insert topic here' was confidential.

"A conflict is unfolding between the reformist Fon Master faction, centered around Ion, and the conservative Grand Maestro faction, centered around Grand Maestro Mohs." Jade explained for Ion. Ion lowered his gaze onto the ground before looking back up.

"Mohs is looking for war. I managed to escape from Mohs' custody with the help of the Malkuth military. Rather-" he gestured towards Jade and I, "-their help."

Tear gasped, her eyes widened in horror before she stood up and slammed her hands into the table. "Fon Master Ion! There must be some mistake! Grand Maestro Mohs would never desire such a thing!" She formed fists before she sighed, calming herself down. "Mohs prays only for the fulfillment of the Score."

Anise pouted, she leaned closer to Tear with an elbow on the table to support herself. "So Tear is with the Grand Maestro faction? That's really disappointing…"

"I'm neutral," Tear stated, simply. She gave Anise a calm stare. "Yulia's Score is important, but so are the Fon Master's wishes."

"Hey, guys. Hello!" Luke spoke up, irritated. He tapped his arm in an irritated fashion. "You want to slow down so I can follow?"

"My apologies," Jade said, pushing his glasses up. Tear gave Luke a look before settling back down to her seat. "I'd forgotten the young master here hasn't a clue about the world around him."

Ouch. That was a full-blown diss.

A muscle ticked near Luke's jaw, he seemed pretty irritated by Jade's words. "…What did you say?" Luke's tone seemed to dare Jade to repeat his words. Jade would have taken the challenge but he made the smart choice to keep quiet. If that was directed to me, I would have repeated it, taunting Luke some more…though I think I had already done that.

"Regardless of the state of affairs within the Order, I must deliver this letter to Kimlasca." Ion said, ridding the tension between the two.

"But we are the soldiers of an enemy nation. Even as emissaries of peace, it won't be easy for us to cross the border." Jade continued, looking at Luke. "If we delay, the Grand Maestro faction will catch up with us and interfere. That is why we need your help…" He cocked his head to the side and gave Luke a crooked smile. "Well, actually, we really just need your social status."

Luke leaned back onto his chair, looking more amused than disgusted. "Oh, I'm hurt, gramps. Is that all I'm good for?" He flicked his hair to the side. "And didn't anyone ever teach you to bow your head in respect when asking a favour?"

"Don't act like that, Luke," Tear scolded him lightly. She elbowed him in the side and Luke flinched a bit. "You don't want a war, either, do you?"

"Would you just shut up?" he snapped at her. Luke turned his attention back at Jade. "…Well?"

There was yet another tension in the air followed by awkward silence. The person that had to make the next move was Jade, no one knew if he was planning to agree to Luke's bidding or not. After a good minute of silence, both were locked in a stare and neither appeared to be budging from whatever decision they had decided. Finally, Jade sighed and inclined his head a little bit. He muttered something underneath his breath before he walked towards Luke, passed the table and went down onto one knee. He had a fist across the left side of his chest, just over his heart and his head was inclined towards Luke. Everybody's, and that included Luke, were staring at him in awe, except for Marco, who appeared extremely shocked by the action.

"Commander!"

"Master Luke, please grant us your aid," Jade 'pleaded', ignoring Marco's words. His expression was dead serious and he had never lifted his gaze from the ground. Then again, his eyes were closed the entire time. This scene looked like a part of a movie or an anime where the commander of an army pleads to a higher up good-for-nothing.

Oh wait…That was exactly what this scene was. Luke, eyebrows still raised, placed both of his hands behind his head.

"Man, do you even have any pride?" he asked the Colonel. Jade took that as his cue to rise from the floor and pushed his glasses up. The light from the ceiling caused a gleam on his glasses, hiding the emotions in his eyes.

"None so cheap as to be shaken by this, sir." Jade replied, coolly. He held a smile on his face. Luke tsked as he lowered his hands; he appeared to be slightly disappointed.

"I get it. You just need me to talk to my uncle, right?"

The gleamed still remained on his glasses. Jade was cradling one arm underneath another as if he was expecting that answer. His smile said it all. "You have my deepest gratitude. Now by your leave, Master Luke, I must attend to other matters. Please make yourself comfortable."

"Drop the 'Master' thing, I'll throw up." Luke half-demanded and half-threatened.

Was it really that bad to be called 'Master' by Jade? Although it did sound like he was making a mockery of the title.

Jade's glasses lost its gleam when he lowered his gaze by a little bit. "As you wish, Master Luke."

Luke tsked and, like earlier, Jade left the room swiftly and silently before someone else was able to utter another word. The silence here wasn't as tense as it was before; therefore, I started to snicker a bit. I held a hand over my mouth trying to prevent a laugh the best I can. It was working…somewhat. The scene kept replaying in my head, causing my laughter to pile up.

"Master Luke…" I muttered, trying to hold back a laugh.

"Shut it, Lieutenant Colonel."

That got me to shut up immediately.

"I feel sad." I declared out loud. My arms were crossed and resting on the bar in front of me, and my head was resting in between my arms. My butt was probably sticking out and my feet were a good distance away from the bar. If anybody were to see me, I wouldn't look too lady-like. After the discussion, I asked Luke why did he suddenly decided to agree to Jade instead of telling him what he told us. His answer…?

'You did say that making a deal with him was the same as making a contract with the devil, didn't you?'

Basically, the result of that was me slapping my palm to my face numerous times, my face turning as red as a stop sign from either the pain or the embarrassment, Anise was laughing so hard that she had to find a chair to grip as she clutched her stomach, Ion was laughing nervously but obviously enjoying the short conversation, and Tear was sighing at either Luke or me or at the both of us. Thank God or Yulia or Lorelei or all three of them that Jade wasn't in the room else I would be a dead girl. Dead from embarrassment.

"Why is that?" Ion asked me. I looked over to the side. Ion had one hand on the bar and another holding his staff. Once the conversation was done, he asked me if I wanted to accompany him outside since 1) he said that complicated discussions tires him and wanted some fresh air, and 2) he knew that Jade had asked me to keep an eye on him for safety reasons. I, of course, said yes since I had no better reason to. I could stick around with Luke but I rather not do that after acting like a fool back there.

There was a light breeze flying past us. The Tartarus was going at a nice pace so that the breeze was just right. It lightly played with Ion's hair, blowing it towards my direction and it was doing the same with mine. Though it seemed that the wind was in Ion's favour instead of mine, then again, Ion's hair was tied neatly while mine was all loose. No doubt that his hair will stay the same while my hair would be tangled and knotted in some areas.

"Luke…" I answered him, burying my head back into my arms. "I thought he said he was going to decline."

"But he was giving us a thumbs up," Ion pointed out. "Doesn't that explain that he was going to say yes?"

Of course that would be the logical situation but I couldn't help but take things really literally. "Don't remind me…!" I moaned, without lifting my head. I heard Ion chuckled lightly and not too long after that the sound of the wind was all that was heard between us.

"It looks really nice out," I heard him say finally. I lifted my head up from my arms to give the scenery a good look.

…All I saw was grass, plains, the occasional trees/forests, small groups of monsters, and a bunch of rocks. The colours flying by were a mix of light and dark green, yellow, grey, and blobs of purple. It didn't look too appealing but anything was better than the Cheagle Woods. Ugh…Too many things that are green. At least, there was a variety of colours wherever you look…Unlike the Cheagle Woods which was green at every turn. The scenery itself was still boring, overall.

"What's so nice about it?" I asked, pushing myself away from the bar. I kept one hand on the bar while another combing through my hair. "It looks the same wherever you go."

"Yes, but I don't get to see this very often," Ion admitted, his eyes were sparkling as if he was burning everything to memory. "Most of my time was in Daath, handling matters of the Order. Whenever I was free, I would take strolls down on the street. I don't get to leave Daath very often, so it looks beautiful to me."

Oh…I forgot about that.

"You're the Fon Master of the Order, though!" I said, loudly. "If you wanted to, you can just leave Daath with a few Fon Master Guardians and play hooky once and a while."

"Easier said than done, Anh." Ion laughed a bit. "I know you mean well, but it's harder than you think."

"And why is that, Ion?" I asked, but I quickly corrected myself because Ion had a higher rank than I was. "I mean Fon Master."

Ion blinked at me twice before chuckling. "Please, call me Ion," he told me with a smile. "I prefer it if you call me that."

If you weren't the Fon Master and a man, Ion, I would hug you tightly on the spot. Though, hugging him would make me feel a bit sad…height-wise…

"Ion, then…" I gave him a nod. Ion opened his mouth to say something else but suddenly, a loud blaring noise caught both of our attention. Ion and I exchanged glances before running back inside where the alarm system was still blaring and flashing a red glow came from the ceiling.

"Isn't this a warning alarm?" Ion asked me. I didn't know what was going on but I would have to say yes. A pair of footsteps was heard running towards our direction, and Marco suddenly came into view. With my stuff over his shoulders, too!

"Fon Master! Lieutenant Colonel!" He shouted before he stood in front of us. He quickly saluted me and I gave him a salute back. He lowered his hand and passed me my bag with my rifle in it. I lifted it over my shoulders but it somehow felt even heavier than it was before. "I have urgent news! We're-"

"Under attack." I guessed, adjusting my bag. Heavy…who put more stuff in here and what did they put in it…? Aside from that, the attack came pretty fast. We now had to deal with monsters, Oracle Knights and about two to three God-Generals. Perfect time to cower in a corner... If it weren't for the damn job I was given...!

"There were reports that ligers and griffins are coming in mass numbers!" Marco explained. "I was told by the Colonel recently, if we were suddenly attacked, I was to lead the Fon Master as well as the Lieutenant Colonel towards the emergency exit where you both will meet up with Fon Master Guardian Tatlin to make your escape."

"And what about the Colonel?" I asked.

"We have no time to waste. The Colonel said to leave him behind, and let him take care of the Tartarus." Marco answered. "He said that he is leaving everything in your care, Lieutenant Colonel."

Great, just great, Jade. Leave everything to me…shove your entire burden towards the newbie. I would gladly take that burden, if it weren't a dire situation! And if I was able to leave here safely. I highly doubt that. Marco grabbed my wrist and started pulling me. Apparently, I was acting too slow. Ion was also running with us. We barely made a turn until the alarm suddenly stopped and I heard Marco cursed. He pulled me ahead of him and turned around. Ion and I stopped to see what he was doing. He unsheathed his sword and prepared himself for battle.

"Go!" He shouted at us. "I'll hold them back!"

Before either of us could protest, he ran back to where we were before. Ion prayed silently before grabbing my hand.

"Let's go, Anh," he said, "We have to deliver the letter."

"Yeah, but…do we even have the letter?"

Ion's brow twitched before he reached into my bag. I didn't even have to bend down for him to go through it; he was tall enough to reach in it with no problem at all. After a quick search, Ion pulled out a purple scroll of some sort and showed it to me. My eyebrows flew straight up. Since when did that get there?

"Jade must have put this here before hand." Ion said with a smile. "Now, please, let's go."

He tugged on my sleeve before we started running. That was great, but seriously, where are we supposed to go? I sure didn't have a clue, and I was sure Ion wasn't sure either. However, we made a lot of turns in every possible corner. There was some fighting down some halls; we avoided the halls that had fighting in them.

"Ion!" I cried out. "Do we even have a clue where we are going?"

"Unfortunately, no." Ion replied, panting. We ran into a couple of soldiers. Oracle Knights to be more exact. We both halted and turned around to change directions, only to see a couple more behind us. Just when we thought that we were doomed and caught, someone shouted.

"Get down!"

We both crouched down onto the floor as ordered; I had my arms over Ion and was gripping him tightly. A few Oracle Knights grunted and shouted, followed by a series of punches, loud thumps, and broken metal being…well…broken. Not too long after we hit the ground, two large arms slapped the ground and dust flew up into the air. A pair of feet stood right in front of us and the person sighed. It was a feminine sigh. It was…an Anise sigh.

"Honestly, Anh," she sighed, again, "what would you do without me?"

"I'd be crouching in a corner crying for Jade…?" I responded, sarcastically, looking up. Anise had her fists on her hips, legs parted away from each other, a Grumpy expression (pun intended), and a gigantic voodoo doll right behind her. Her eyebrows rose when I said that.

"You're so dependent on the Colonel," Anise sighed…again. She was tapping the side of her face while looking up at the ceiling before turning her attention back at me. She was leaning in really close to me with an upset expression with her finger pointing close to my face. I had to back up a little bit, focusing my attention on the finger. "You need to learn to be an independent woman but we'll get to that later. On the subject at hand, would you please let go of Ion? He looked like he's about to die in your hold."

"Can't breathe, Anh…" Ion replied weakly, patting my arm. I gasped before letting him go.

"Sorry!"

"I'm okay," he replied with a smile. Anise let out a frustrated sigh.

"We need to work on your body-guarding skills…" she muttered. She turned around and turned her doll back into…a backpack…? Anise placed the doll back onto its usually spot: on her back. She turned her attention back to us. "That aside, we have to get out of here…Now!"

She grabbed Ion's wrist and started to run off. I sighed before following her, staring at not at what was in front of me, but at the doll on her back. No, seriously was that a backpack or a doll…? I couldn't tell because it looked like both. If it was a doll, how was it able to hang on her back without falling off…? If it was a backpack, how can she just whip it over her shoulders as if it was nothing? I should question Anise about this another time.

We didn't get too far when an Oracle soldier, not too far ahead of us, saw us running and pointed in our direction. "Over here!"

"They are so persistent!" Anise scowled before pulling Ion in another direction. I quickly followed them, keeping up with them the best I can. "We have to get out of here. The others ran into a God-General. The Colonel should be able to finish him off with Tear and Luke, and I would bet my entire salary that there are more God-Generals searching for Ion."

"The thing is…would you really bet your salary on something like that?" I asked, dully. Anise casted me a sharp look.

"That's beside the point! What I'm saying is that, there are more God-Generals aboard on this ship. If we don't get out of here quickly, we are dead meat!"

"Why don't you just fight your way through?"

"I would if Tokunaga wasn't moving so slow."

So it had a name…If I remember correctly, that was a butler to Zelos' family in Tales of Symphonia and a captain in Tales of Vesperia. Though, this Tokunaga could pack more punch than the other two. I could congratulate the person that made Tokunaga into a fighting machine, but I believe the creator would be…a bit too egotistic if anybody thanked him.

"Besides," Anise continued, "even if I bought some time for you both to run, you can't protect Ion by yourself."

"That's true…" I nodded.

"Um…ladies…?" Ion spoke up. "We should talk less and run faster because there are more soldiers coming from behind."

"Oh, for the love of Lorelei!" Anise shouted, picking up the pace. I groaned before catching up with them.

We were running down on the same hallway, while at least a couple of soldiers behind us. I wasn't able to tell but from the sound of footsteps hitting the floor, at least two, at most five or something like that. I was guestimating so I could be off by a long shot. And just when I thought we could leave without problem, an Oracle Knight blocked out path, calling for reinforcements. We all stopped in our tracks as we were surrounded. Ion turned Anise around and handed her the scroll.

"Anise, please take care of the letter." Ion ordered her in a soft tone. Anise looked from the scroll to Ion.

"But Ion, you'll-" Anise started to protest but Ion placed a firm hand onto her shoulders. He gave her a reassuring smile.

"Don't worry about me," he told her before the soldiers finally caught up to us. Anise shoved the scroll onto her belt behind her back. Ion inched closer to me and I kept a hand over my small gun that was still in its pouch. Anise was giving every soldier a death glare. I would have cowered in fear from that look if it were directed at me, and I hoped that it would work on the soldiers because this was a fine mess we were in. A soldier walked closer to Ion and grabbed his wrist. Anise acted extremely quickly, punching the soldier in the face the moment his hand made contact with Ion. She wrapped her arms around his neck and wrapped her legs around his waist as she pounded her fist onto the helmet as if she was scolding the soldier. I took this opportunity to pull Ion closer to me.

Sheesh, for a 13/14 year old girl, she was one deadly little flower when it comes to Ion, money, or her family.

"Don't lay a single finger on Ion!" she screamed, still pounding on the helmet. The soldier was struggling to try to get her off of him. He eventually grabbed her uniform and tossed her to the closest wall…er…window. Anise flew out of the window, shattering the glass in the process, Ion and I gasped and ran to the window in attempt to save her. It was a futile attempt but at least we got a really good look at her face. It changed from shock to anger in one quick second.

"Anise!" Ion screamed her name. I saw her falling backside down at a rapid speed. She was pointing to the window leaving only one message.

"I'LL KILL YOU BASTARDS!"

"That…doesn't sound very threatening if you were falling from a window…" I commented.

"Anh!"

"What? I'm just saying."

The soldiers grabbed Ion's hand and pulled it behind his back as if he was arrested. They proceeded to do the same to me but I quickly unholstered my gun and shot the ones that captured Ion and canned closest soldier to me with all my might. Two of them fell down from the blast and the other fell down clutching his groin. With all that armour, I was a bit surprised that he actually fell down.

"Sorry!" I apologized before grabbing Ion and fleeing.

"What did you do to him?" Ion asked me. I held up the small gun so that Ion can see.

"Jade gave me this little guy for self defence." I explained.

"I meant the other one."

"Oh…I hit him in his baby-maker."

"Does it hurt?"

"It should hurt. I wouldn't know because I'm a woman."

"Yes, I'm well aware that the parts of men and women are very different."

Then why the questions…? You of all people should know if a man's balls get kicked, it hurts like a mother. Unless…Ion was not a guy and was a woman secretly crossdressing…

...Nah...

"It's time to end this game of cat and mouse." A stern, and new, voice shouted. It was feminine…again. But this time, the person caught up to us with quick speed, jumped right over us, landed a good two meters away from us and was able to point one gun at my forehead before we even got a chance to run off in another direction. My eyes widened as all I could see was a gun in front of me, but I could tell who was right behind that gun.

"Hand over the Fon Master and surrender quietly!" The woman demanded with a commanding tone. Or should I say…

Legretta the Quick.

"Legretta, please don't hurt her," Ion begged, as the soldiers that was chasing us caught up with us. From the corner of my eye, I could see one of them got Ion's hands behind his back while another one took his staff. I was staying perfectly still, like a statue. I don't want to make a wrong move so my brains wind up getting blown out or anything. At the same time, I don't even know what the heck Legretta was doing.

"She wears a Malkuth uniform, Fon Master." Legretta stated. I rolled my eyes.

Oh, gee, thanks. Like that wasn't obvious enough.

"If you hurt her, then I will refuse to cooperate," Ion demanded. "She's innocent, and I don't want her involved in more than she already is."

Ixnay on the upidstay, Ion. Now was not the time to go all heroic on me. The gun on my forehead pressed even harder, forcing me to lean back a little and causing me to reveal my palms to Legretta.

"Fon Master, be more considerate." Legretta said to Ion.

"I will not change this decision."

I seriously love you, Ion. Too bad you are a bit too young for me. Note to self: one hug for the Fon Master.

"If that is what you desire," I heard Legretta said finally. She lowered her weapon and flicked her head to the side. "Take away her weapons and bag. We found the Fon Master as instructed, we don't need anymore needless killing."

The Oracle Knights behind us preceded as they were instructed; taking away my weapon and leaving me defenceless. They shoved me along with Ion who mouthed 'sorry' in my direction with sad eyes. I just shrugged and mouthed 'that's all right' back to him. This was a lot better than being tossed out of the window. Heck, if I was thrown out of the window, I might get stuck in the hole and would stay stuck. We were soon brought to the bridge and I paled at the sight of the battle that was held there.

A variety of corpses ranging from humans to monsters lay on the ground. The monsters were lucky and were stabbed to death or beheaded, the soldiers on the other hand, were not as fortunate. Some of them were lucky and stayed in one piece with a missing limb, others were unfortunate and their flesh was torn away from their bodies. There was some Oracle Knights among the mess, but it seemed that the monsters weren't preying on their carcasses. I would hate to be the one to have watched the entire scene. The walls and the poles were smeared with blood. The bridge was a sea of blood, enough for someone to swim in, and most of it trickled down the sides of the Tartarus. Aside from the blood, there were scattered weapons both broken and complete, pieces of fabric covered in blood was floating around, pieces to lumps of flesh were scattered all around and…was that an organ…?

Okay, I may have seen a live, freshly cut cow heart during high school but seeing another organ that was not cut out cleanly was a nastier sight. The smell…Oh God, the smell of iron in the air was heavier than the one in Cheagle Woods, mainly because it was just one body that died in the Cheagle Woods and here… I don't even know how much soldiers had died battling the Oracle Knights and the monsters. They were outnumbered and yet…their death was more brutal. I felt extremely weak; my foot felt like it was going to slip any moment now. I felt something underneath my foot and I looked down at it.

Staring right back at me was a round white sclera with red veins surrounding the brown iris. The optic nerve was still attached to the head and to the ball so it was pulled directly out of the body. The sight of the iris and the size of the pupil made the organ looked like it was pleading towards me for help but I can't help but stare at it, unable to move a single muscle. My eyes widened in horror as my legs gave away. Next thing I knew, I saw black as someone called my name.

And, I'll end it there.

Also, when typing Ion, I always, always have this strong urge to put '-sama' behind his name because it was more formal than just Ion. T_T I don't want to, of course. And another weird thing that I have done was type 'Marcus' instead of 'Marco'. I don't know why, the first person with the name Marcus in my mind came from Fire Emblem. How does that connect to ToA, I have no flipping clue. O.o

And…I made another Utawarerumono reference. *headdesk* I haven't even watched that anime is such a long time, and suddenly I'm referencing it…

Excuse me for the meh bloody scene. I can't really describe them very well but specific body parts that I learned from high school is something I can do...Like a man's-*gets shot*

Speaking of body parts, guess what body part made Anh collapse. I don't think it's that hard to figure out that part. The person that guesses it gets...Anh's contacts until the next chapter!

Anh: !

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