(A/N) I hope you guys like this! Please Enjoy!
I don't own Naruto.
P.S. I wrote this on my Dad's comp, Never got it finished.. But I transferred it to my new comp and completed it, Sorry a drabble can take so long! Plus, A Warning. There is language in this chap, Which is expected. It being about Hidan and all.
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"What does lust cost?" Mused a seventeen year old girl, She laid back on the couch. Facing the ceiling while her head rested on the arm rest, But her honey eyes stared at the cover of the book she had just recently read.
Violet eyes traveled to her, As the owner of them just walked in. "What?". The teen quickly sat up, Startled that her personal thoughts were overheard. She quickly saw whom had interrupted her private musing, She frowned slightly.
"Going out to do a ritual?" The teen asked, Brushing her crimson nose length bangs from her eyes. Hidan groaned out causing the teen to furrowed her eyebrows, Hidan went into the kitchen and came back with a green popsicle.
The teen had to resist the temptation of laughing at him, He shoved her feet off the couch and sat down. The teen sat up, Ignoring her girlie senses telling her to smack him. She knew he'd kill her, She wasn't as dumb as most girls. Speaking of mood control, Ofcourse.
He looked at her lazily as he sucked the popsicle "The leader ordered me to stay and keep a fucking eye on you" He said after pulling out the popsicle, Clearly not happy at all. The teen cocked an eyebrow.
"He thinks I'll run away, That..." She closed her eyes "Untrustworthy kidnapper" She grumbled out as she opened her book, She mindlessly flipped through the pages. Hidan watched her curiously, As he bit into the frozen yet juicy treat.
"A book?" Hidan asked, Pulling the popsicle from his lips. He smirked "Why the fuck would you even read a book?" The teen looked strangely at him "I thought you already fucking knew everything?" Hidan asked, insulting.
The teen rolled her eyes "Hikira not smart as white hair think" She said in an insulting manner, Hidan snarled at the teen, Hikira. He quickly finished his popsicle and tossed the stick on the floor and grabbed the book from her, Ignoring her hands as they tried to snatch it back. "Hey!" Hikira yelped out of surprise and concern.
Hidan shoved Hikira away enough where she couldn't get the book, He flipped to a random page and began to read "It felt dirty, Felt slimy. I feel disgusting, Nasty. But, I can't stop this. I enjoy being used too much. When he finished, He left as always. Now I lay naked..."
". . ."
"What the hell were you reading?" Hidan yelled reading more of the book silently, With each word his smirk widened. Hikira grew flustered and her face started to heat up. "Ha! This is like porn!"
Hikira quickly snatched the book from his hands, She held it protectively to her chest "That's not why I read it! It's.. Er.. It's because.." Hikira had to think for a moment on what to say, She cursed Hidan in her mind.
'Damn him! Now all I can think about is the dirty parts!' She growled. "I'm surprised you can even read" She spat coldly at him, Hidan suddenly glared at her.
"Are you implying I'm stupid, Cause I know I sure in the fuck am not" He growled out at her, She smirked as she got the lead once again. She closed the book and placed it beside her then crossed her arms over her chest, She chuckled softly as she closed her eyes.
"Yea right, How can you eat that popsicle so quickly without getting brain-freeze? It's because your brain is so tiny that it couldn't reach far enough to touch it" Hikira started to laugh, She opened her eyes when she got no reply from the man next to her.
She glanced at him questionably, Her eyes widened slightly when she seen him with his head bowed and his fists balled painfully tight within his lap. For the first time, Hikira started to feel bad for insulting Hidan. He seemed.. to act so strangely right now, It made her feel alittle scared and guilty.
"Hi-Hidan?" She asked softly, Turning her body to face him. She jumped when he started laughing, She held her arm up defensively as he started to laugh even louder. Hunching over, Holding his stomach. Hikira was now officially freaked out, She scooted back away from him slightly.
"Er.. A-Are you okay?" She asked actually worried for him, Hidan suddenly raised back up. His laughing died down, He smirked over at her. "Good one" He replied.
". . ."
Hikira stared at him oddly, Like he wasn't real and just her imagination. She rubbed her eyes then looked back at him, He still smirked at her. Her eyes widened then she backed as far as she could from him on the couch, She pointed at him.
"You're fucking with my mind, Stop it! I want the old Hidan back, You're Freaking Me Out!" Hikira screamed clearly fearful of the 'new' Hidan, Hidan rose an eyebrow then let out a chuckle. He sent Hikira a smug smirk and playful eyes, Hikira froze.
"Mind freak" He said causing her to fall off the couch, Very anime like. She jumped up with the right side of her face red, She smiled sheepishly and chuckled. "Should've known you'd use my technique against me, Ya got me" She said rubbing the side of her face.
Hidan narrowed his eyes causing her to pause and eye him curiously "I'm not done yet, I have to 'freak' something else" He spoke causing Hikira to freeze, Suddenly she glared at him with a slight blush. "Shut up, Hidan! I've never done that to you or anyone! You already got me back, Now seriously. Stop it" She spoke crossing her arms over her chest, Hidan chuckled.
"Just sit down, I'm done fuckin' with ya" He said with a chuckle, Hikira glared at him some more but sighed out as she sat next to him on the couch. She picked up the book so she wouldn't sit on it, She stared at the cover. Hidan followed her gaze.
"That is porn, You know that right?" Hidan asked causing Hikira to sigh again, She tossed the book onto the table in front of the couch. "Yeah." She replied, Hidan suddenly smirked as he got a fun idea while staring at the book. "So, How about we-"
"No." Hikira quickly said with her eyes closed and arms crossed over her chest. Hidan pressed his lips in a straight line then frowned as he looked away, Hikira smirked inwardly at his actions.
'I'm starting to find him tolerable, Maybe even.. Enjoyable?' Hikira pursed her lips 'Nah, Not enjoyable. Just tolerable'
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(A/N) This is probably my suckiest work yet, There was really no plot in this! Not really a lovey dovey ending! Not Even A Cool Ending! What Is Wrong With Me? Oh well, I still hope you enjoyed it. Forgive me if it sucks, Since It took me so long to complete.. I sort of lost track of where I was going with the idea, I've been trying to concentrate on my other stories. If some of my readers haven't noticed.. I've been updating lately. Maybe not the stories they really want, But still.. I'm updating! Wow.. What a long A/N.
Now, That's better. Heh. Please review and I appreciate you reading this drabble. I think this is my longest drabble, Or biggest anyway.. Oh well. Now I must go, Good bye!