Again, I don't own any of the characters of Death Note. I wish I did, but it's not the case D:
I hope this rant's funnier to read. It's a lot more light-hearted xD I still don't share the views of the characters or anything, especially not Misa. Carry on writing the pairings as you wish xD
Ewww! You guys are so GROSS!
Why do you pair me with so many weird people? Are you guys all perverts or something? It's so creepy! I would never leave Light for any of them creeps!
L? Seriously? He's a pervert! He watches me and Light make out all the freaking time. I'm pretty sure he was licking his lips when he was watching my commercial, too. He has no respect for anyone, and he constantly insults me. And you know something else? He hasn't taken a shower for weeks, maybe months. It's probably been months since he last changed his clothes, too. And his hair! I don't even want to know what you'd find in it. I'd rather have Light's hair any day.
Some of you have been pairing me with Mogi! That's so gross, he's probably double my age, and he's not even cute. Why would I ever go for him? Sure, he's my manager, and he's probably the best I've ever had, but I'd never go out with him. It's so creepy!
And what about the people shipping me and Light's dad? Soichiro is so much older than me, and I would never betray Light in that way. Never! It's gross, Soichiro's almost 50! As if I would ever date him.
I thought it couldn't get any worse, but then I saw you people pair me with Rem! She's a Shinigami! Aside from how it wouldn't work at all, she's a girl, and it would just be so weird. Besides, she liked me, but not I that sort of way! She just wanted to protect me.
Yeah, you guys are all perverts! Stop writing that stuff about me! (And while you're at it, stop writing me as some hyper naïve idiot!)
- Misa