And so it's the loveable idiot's turn at 'ranting' about the pairings everyone comes up with. It's cute really, isn't it? Poor Matsuda.
I wish I owned Death Note and all of its characters, but I don't.
Hello everyone!
All of the others were writing about all of these stories and pictures, so I wanted to do it too. I looked at some of the things, and most of it's really sweet! Especially the things with Light and Misa. Those two are so cute together, aren't they? Wouldn't it be amazing if they had a baby together? I'd be able to babysit for them! But some of the stuff involves me, and it's a bit weird.
There's stuff about me and L, and it's weird. Why would L ever say anything like that to me? I don't think he's ever wanted to go out with anyone, so why would he want to go out with me? I think he has a problem with his social skills. But I was really happy when he said that Light was his first friend. Do you think L will ever get a girlfriend? That would be nice. But it wouldn't be me, though. Sometimes he says I'm an idiot.
Some of the stuff was about me and Light. I don't think Light would leave Misa for anyone, especially me. Because I'm a guy. But like I said before, he's an okay guy, and I think that I'm close enough to him that he'd let me babysit for him. I knew him before the Kira case as well, because of his dad. Speaking of the Kira case, do you think L will ever stop suspecting Light of being Kira? Kira is a girl's name, after all.
Oh yeah, about all of the fanfictions and pictures. You also wrote about me and Sayu. I think it would be nice to marry into the Yagami family. Then I'd be brothers with Light, and Soichiro's son! But I don't think Soichiro and Sachiko would ever let Sayu marry me. I'm quite a bit older than her, and I'm a policeman, so what if something happened to me and Sayu was a widow? But I still like the idea.
Why do you pair me with Misa, as well? She loves Light too much. Plus, she's a supermodel and famous, so that wouldn't be very good for the Kira case. And I was her manager at one point! It would be a bit weird. She's a nice person, though. Sometimes I feel like she's the only one at HQ who understands my ideas. And the Task Force say I'm a lot like Misa, because I'm a 'ditz' like her. I wonder what that means…
I guess this is the end of my speech, then. The others are telling me that I need to pull my weight in this case and help them out. I hope I get to do this again, though! It was fun!
-Matsuda