I've been putting this off for over a week, so I decided to just suck it up and write this chapter. I'm still not happy with it, but I really couldn't think of how to write as Near, so this is the result.

If anyone wants to suggest what other characters can rant, feel free to tell me in the review section~

I wish I owned Death Note. But I don't. So yeah…

I'm quite confused. So is finger puppet.

Mello kept knocking over my dice when I stacked them, and he broke my robot, so I decided to look on the computer. I found some stories and pictures that Mello was looking at earlier. Some of them have me in them. Why?

I saw quite a few with me and Mello. Didn't you realise that Mello hates me? He hits me and yells at me all of the time. It's only because he's second and I'm first. I think he should get over it and control his emotions. He might end up doing something serious one of these days. He just can't stand the fact that I'm better than him. Anyway, if he was likely to be with any of the Wammy children, he'd be with Matt. Mello and Matt see a lot of each other, and I think Matt's the only one Mello talks to properly.

Now that I mention Matt, there were some things that involved me and him as well. I think he hates me too, but it's mostly because Mello does. He also yelled at me because he said my toys were stupid, so I asked how they were different to his DS. I've heard him say that I'm a robot as well. I tried to show him my toy robot so that he knew I was different, but he pushed me away and called me a 'stupid kid'. So he wouldn't ever have a…'crush' on me.

There's some with me and L, too. I find it a bit strange, because I have only met L face-to-face when I was very young, so it wouldn't work then. Other times, I only contacted him through a computer when he spoke to children at Wammy's. Other than that, we are very similar in the fact that neither of us would be very interested in anything like that. I think that I am quite like L, because we both don't enjoy the company of others, so we wouldn't get close to anyone like that.

I think it's safe for me to go back now. Maybe I could fix my robot, or get Gevanni to try.

-Near