Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya, not me.

"I'm really surprised you decided to invite me over, Russia."

Russia waved her hand dismissively and said, "what, I can't catch up with old friends?"

Finland pursed her lips and said, "I didn't know we were friends..."

Russia laughed. "Oh come on, think of all the things we have in common! Northern countries, we both play hockey, and..." Russia paused to take a bottle of Russian Standard out of her coat. "...vodka~"

Finland clapped her hands and jumped up and down like an excited puppy. "You have vodka! Mahtavaa!" Awesome! Finland pouted and crossed her arms. "Sve won't let me keep vodka in the house anymore."

Russia clicked her tongue and said, "well that's not fair, you're your own country, too! Here," Russia said as she poured Finland a shot of vodka. Russia was shocked when Finland downed the whole shot in one go.

"Ahh, life giving water; nectar of the gods!"

"You know, I think you're attractive," Finland said, swishing the liquid in her glass back and forth."

Russia smiled and said, "Really?"

"Yeah, you have long hair just like Sve!" she drank the contents of her glass and giggled. "Gimme more!" Russia smiled and poured her another glass.

Finland hiccuped and said, "did you know I slept with Denmark once?"

Russia raised an eyebrow. "Really?"

Finland nodded and then held her head as the room began to spin. "Woah...yeah, it was back when she was still Queen of the North."

"How was she?"

"I don't remember, we were both drunk." Finland didn't notice Russia's lecharous smile. "Maybe that's why Sve won't let me buy vodka anymore..."

Finland sobbed as she said, "and it's just like...why does Sve make me stay home all day with Sealand? She's the one who bought the little brat, not me!" She downed another shot. "And every year it's the same thing: What are you going to get me for Christmas, Finland? Can I have porn? I thought Santa lives in the North Pole..." She threw her glass at the wall. "Fuck them!"

"...I'll get you a new glass..."

Finland kept leaning the the left as she struggled the keep her eyes open. "Tired..."

"Perhaps you should take a little nap, da?"

"A nap...I...I'll sleep for ten gazillion years..."

Russia watched as Finland's head fell forward and hit the table. Russia poked Finland a few times before giggling and rubbing her hands together. "удачная..."Lucky...

As she moved closer to Finland, Russia missed the tall figure leaning over her holding her shovel. The figure brought the shovel down on Russia's head and watched as she fell to the ground. The figure then lifted Finland and threw her over her shoulder as she glared at Russia's unconscious form. "M' husb'nd..." Sweden sighed and carried Finland back home. "Th's is why I don't let ya drink, Fin..."

The "nectar of the gods" thing is a reference to King's Quest 5. Why yes, I am a dork.

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