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"What was that… Minor-Boy?"

Sasuke frowned and replied

"I thought you said you wouldn't call me Minor-Boy anymore!"

"Sure, I won't, when…"

"When…?"

"Butter flies."

"You stupid bitch!"

"You're not one to talk, Chicken-Hair!"

"Pink Hair!"

"What's wrong with Pink Hair? It's better than Chicken-Hair, Minor-Boy!"

"I thought I told you to stop call-!"

"Calling you 'Minor-Boy', Minor-Boy?"

"AAAAARRRRGGGHH! I'm going to sleep!"

Sasuke threw his hands up in frustration and walked away. He sat down on the ground and fumbled through his backpack. Sakura walked over to him and tapped his shoulder. He ignored her and continued looking through his backpack.

Tap.

Fumble

Tap

Fumble

Tap

Fumble

Smack!

"What do you want Haruno?" He screeched rubbing his now sore head. Sakura had a light blush on her face and replied without looking at him.

"Minor-Boy, that's my bag you're going through."

"No, it's mine."

"Give me my bag, Minor-Boy."

"It's my bag."

"Just give me the goddamned bag Uchiha!"

"Hn."

"Uchiha! BAG!"

"I swear to god Haruno, if you don't stay away from me and my bag, I'm going to get a sex change and a name change!"

"It's not your damned bag!"

"Yes it… oh, what's this…?"

"NOOOOO!"

Sakura promptly snatched the Sasuke plushie from the amused Uchiha's hands. "What was that Haruno?" He asked; his signature Uchiha smirk at 100 now.

A loud crash was heard along with Sakura screaming out, "Who gave you permission to go in my bag?" Sasuke coughed and replied from the human sized crater he was in, "I did."

"That's not good enough Minor-Boy!"

"Well it is for me."

She grabbed his collar and shook him violently; so much that he could feel tiny little cracks in his neck when his head snapped back.

"You stupid Minor-Boy! WHO IN UTGARD LET YOU INTO MY BAG? I'm going to kill you! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND KEEP YOUR DEAD BODY AS A GIFT!"

"Now, Haruno, calm down. I'm going to have to report abuse to Tsunade-sama if you keep going like this."

"I'M GONNA KEEL YOU UCHIHA!"

"Haruno, you're scaring me."

"TO HELL IF I'M SCARING YOU! DAMMIT! I JUST FREAKING REALIZED HOW ANNOYING AND SO DAMN! So damn! So damn…"

"So damn… what?"

"I'm going to kill you, you… you… You and your stupid… hard muscles and… GAH!"

Sakura threw herself into a tree. "Damn hormones!" Sasuke just sat on the floor, rubbing his head and trying to comprehend what just happened.

"Haruno, did you just say 'Hard Muscles'?" He asked quietly, trying to prevent a small smirk from erupting on his face.

His answer was his backpack thrown in his face. He pulled that off and snarled at her, "What the hell was that for?" She stuck out her tongue at him. "Shut up Minor-Boy!" Sasuke's face flushed with anger for the second time in this fic. He started shaking his arms in rage and yelled back. "MY NAME IS NOT MINOR-BOY!" Sakura shrugged and went into her tent.

Sasuke started to literally rip apart his bag. "Stupid tent… where the hell is it?" He froze as he started remember what happened when he started leaving his house.

Flashback

Sasuke locked his door and started walking down to the Town's Square. At least he was trying to, as he was interrupted by a loud scream that was unique to Naruto.

"NE! SASUKE-TEME!"

Sasuke turned around slowly and glared at the blonde-head running down the street in his direction. "What the hell do you want?" He asked quietly. Naruto grinned and said, "Do have an extra tent?"

"Why?"

"I'm going on a camping trip with Hinata-chan!"

"No, I don't have one."

"Hey! What about the one on your back?"

"I'm going on a mission."

"You don't need a tent teme; you can share with your partner."

"My partner is Sakura."

"Then, she'll be glad to share with you!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"Yes."

"No!"

"Oh, okay, if you say that's okay."

"Sasuke-teme!"

"What?"

"Tent!"

"I already said no."

Then without warning, Naruto stole Sasuke's tent and disappeared. Sasuke screeched at no one in particular.

"HEY! That's my property!"

End Flashback

Sasuke sighed and packed what he had into what remained of his backpack. He swallowed his pride and went over to Sakura's tent.

"Sakura?"

"What do you want?"

"…Could I share a tent with you?"

"What? Why?"

"…Naruto stole mine."

There was a moment of silence before the zipper of the tent opened and Sakura stuck her head out.

"Alright fine, but don't try anything funny Minor-Boy, or I'll gut you like a fish on a bamboo pole!"

"Understood."

"Fine, get in."

Sasuke threw his bag in and crawled into the tent. Looking around, he twitched.

"Sa-Sakura, what the fuck are those?"

"Those are Beanie Babies."

"Beanie WHAT?"

"Tsk, are you deaf or something? I said Beanie Babies."

"Sakura, aren't those things… for seven year olds or something?"

"For your information, Minor-Boy, I like Beanie Babies."

"…Okay…"

"Good, now go to sleep and don't bother me!"

The candles were blown out in the tent.