Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Naruto! I do own however, a homemade Konoha Forehead Protector for Halloween.

FlamedraSeer7213: Hooray for Voodoo Dolls and everything out of the ordinary!!

Pom-Pom: Too much coffee eh?

FlamedraSeer7213: Why my dear little dog/muse, why would you say that?

Pom-Pom: You're putting two raw fish on your head and tied your hair in Tsunade's style, you only did that once and that was when you had too much coffee.

FlamedraSeer7213: WEEEE!! –spinning in circles- 360 Vision; OH YES!

Pom-Pom: -sweat drops- And you're also not listening to me…

MagicFlames: What!? You'll KILL me!? Oh noes!

Most of the night went by without events. Except for at precisely 3:00 am, Sasuke put his arm on Sakura's waist.

She got annoyed and pushed it off. Only for it to wrap around her waist again.

Push

Wrap

Push

Wrap

Push

Tight Grip

Sakura's eyes narrowed in anger. "Who gave the stupid teme permission to wrap his grubby hand around my waist!?" She was about to beat him within an inch of his life when she heard him whisper something in her ear.

"Sakura…" He breathed huskily. "What do you want Minor-Boy?" She asked flatly, hoping he would let her go. He replied in a playful tone, "What Sakura? Don't want to call me 'Sasuke-kun'?" He pressed his lips slowly to her neck. "Or are you too afraid…?" Sakura froze at this. He slowly started to press slow butterfly kisses onto the soft flesh of her neck, flicking out his tongue a couple of times.

Sakura inhaled and screamed in Sasuke's ear, "LET GO OF ME YOU STUPID PERVERT!"

Sasuke sat up and rubbed his head. "God dammit Sakura! I know you want me to wake up, but you don't have to scream so god damn loud woman!" Sakura' eyes widened. "Holy Shit on a stick! He was dreaming!?"

Sasuke yawned and stretched; his black hair extremely messy. "Ah… I'll get some breakfast… so hungry…" He got up and almost fell. He regaining his balance, he stumbled out of the tent and slipped on his sandals. Sakura could hear his small mumbles as he headed off into the forest. "…Meat would be good, or maybe some eggs or some of those nice button mushrooms I saw yesterday…num…"

Sakura unconsciously rubbed the nape of her neck and started getting dressed. Remembering what Sasuke looked like in the morning, she giggled and her day started off right.

Later That Night…

Sasuke started rummaging through his bag again when he heard a small faint giggle. "Sakura?" He called out, unsure if he should go and check out the problem. After hearing a few more giggles, he decided to go and check it out.

Sakura had found some bottles of Sake in her bag and was currently downing them, saying incoherent things once in a while and giggling. Sasuke opened the zipper to the tent and nearly reeled back at the smell of the sake.

"Ah, it's Sasuukei! How aret you Sasuukei?" She asked him, all giddy. Sasuke twitched, "This isn't good…" Sakura leaned in a bit, "Hmm? What waz tat Sasuukei? Youse wanna bootle too?" She nodded sagely. "Ah yesh, youse do wanna bootle! Tere youse aree!" She forced a bottle down Sasuke's throat.

About Six Bottles Later

Sasuke was lying in a heap on the floor of Sakura's tent, groaning. "Augh, I'm gonna be sik!" Sakura was just humming happily and sipping her sake. Sasuke grew impatient and slammed his fist down. "Hey! Youse didn't hear me? We-We hafta do thes misshan! Se-Seriouswy Harono!"

Sakura sighed happily and started mumbling about flower-flavored ice cream. Sasuke set down his head again and groaned. "Why's it hafta to be that… You hafta be… AUGH! I'm gonna be sik!"

"Yummy, Flwer-Flawered Icy Creammy!" She proclaimed out loud, a light blush on her cheeks. Sasuke sighed, hiccupped twice and attempted to start a conversion with his drunken speak.

"Sakuwa, what'z our misshan?"

"To retwve the magickal sticky of ze Crumb!"

"…But serioswy, what'z our misshan?"

"To destroy ze evvl dollz of doom!!"

"…Youse hoppless…"

"Letz gos! Magickal Flwer-Flawered Icy Creammy!!"

"…"

"Cum Sasuukei! Let uss find ze magick bootles oh Sae!"

"What waz tat Sakuwa?"

Sakura grabbed his arm and ran out of the tent, clutching a beanie baby in her arms. "LET USS GOO!! TO ZE MAGICK BOOTLE OH SAE!!" Sasuke moaned and muttered, "Och, watever…"

FlamedraSeer7213: Where will Sakura's Drunken Quest for the Magic Bottle of Sake turn up!?

Pom-Pom: Please read and review.

FlamedraSeer7213: You were supposed to say something else!

Pom-Pom: Whatever…

FlamedraSeer7213: As Shadowkeeper113's muse Shadow said, "I'm being ignored!"

Pom-Pom: Whatever…

FlamedraSeer7213: Hn! …Hopefully you understood the drunken speak that I typed. It was fun typing it!