Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine. I do own a CD of Naruto opening songs! Including Haruka Kanata, Re:member, Go!!!, and Seishun Kyousoukyoku. It's mine! –Hisses-

FlamedraSeer7213: Sambomaster rocks!!

Pom-Pom: -confused- Who's Sando-?

FlamedraSeer7213: That's Sambomaster mind you! It's the band who performs "Seishun Kyousoukyoku"!

Pom-Pom: Oh you mean that song when that guy's screaming into your ear?

FlamedraSeer7213: -smacks Pom-Pom upside your head- BAKA! That's "Haruka Kanata"! That's by a totally different artist!

Pom-Pom: Oh? Who sin-?
FlamedraSeer7213: Asian Kung-Fu Generation

Pom-Pom: How do you know all this!?!?

FlamedraSeer7213: Cos, I'm your master.

Pom-Pom: ARGH!! –twitches- Who's Re:mem-?

FlamedraSeer7213: FLOW

Pom-Pom: Go?

FlamedraSeer7213: FLOW

Pom-Pom: HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THIS!?

FlamedraSeer7213: Cos I do, now onward with the story!!

ShadowKeeper113: Why is everyone saying that to me now!? I don't like being tortured…

tiffanylicis: Yes, I guess you could say that Sasuke was having a lot of fun.

MagicFlames: I'm glad to know you liked that part. It was a lot of fun typing it!

Kenya: Yesh, yesh, much randomness. I'm happy to hear that you found it funny!

XyoushaX: You know, you're the second person to talk about the age difference. Yes, I do know that Sasuke is older than Sakura, but I'm using the American School System. Thanks though!

Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90: Sowwy, had a sort of Writer's Block. This one should be longer though!

Merridaine: Tee hee!

Sakura's drunken search for the "Magick Bootle oh Sae". Of course nothing turned up and both of them went back to the tent and fell asleep, still dead drunk.

The Next Morning

Sasuke woke up first, and rubbed his head. "Augh… my first hangover… I thought that this would happen when I was actually legal age to drink alcohol…" He noticed some very tight clothes around him. He looked down and visibly sweat dropped.

Sakura woke up before he could say anything. She looked at him. He looked at her. A moment of silence passed before two identical screams erupted and two accusing fingers were pointed.

"WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY CLOTHES!?!?"

Sasuke smacked his forehead and Sakura was just staring at him.

"For fuck's sake woman! What did we do last night!?"

"I…I… I don't remember actually…

Sasuke started tearing at his hair and mumbling, "Oh Kami-sama no… Oh Kami-sama no… Oh Kami-sama no… Oh Kami-sama nii no!!" Sakura tapped his shoulder ever so lightly, causing Sasuke to jump.

"Don't you ever do that again! EVER!!" He hissed into her face, trying to look threatening but failing badly as Sasuke really didn't look too frightening in a pink girl's dress.

"Okay, Minor-Boy, don't panic. I'm pretty sure that we didn't do anything."

"That's not helping Haruno!! Oh god… NOOOO!!"

"Minor-Boy? We didn't do anything…"

"And how in Asgard do you know that!?"

"The only thing different about us is the fact that you're wearing a pink dress and I'm wearing your shirt and shorts."

"Your point is besides the fact that we probably fucked the freaking brains out of each other is!?"

"All we did was switch clothes!!"

"…Oh… I see… I apologize if I went crazy."

"It's cool ese."

"…Since when do you say that?"

Sakura glared at him. "I said that less than two seconds ago! Geez you're really stupid brained this morning Minor-Boy." Sasuke stomped his foot on the ground rapidly. "I am not!" Sakura dismissed the matter with a wave of her hand. "Whatever…"

"…"

"…"

"Sasuke?"

"Hn?"

"Maybe, we should change clothes…?"

"Oh yeah! That-That's a good idea Sakura."

More Silence.

And silence.

"Minor-Boy!"

"What!?"

"Now would be nice!!"

"Oh… right yeah!"

The shuffling of clothes was apparent as Sasuke and Sakura both gave each other their clothes. Sasuke attempted to start a conversation.

"So…"

"So…"

"…What's our mission?"

"That is something only I know."

Sasuke narrowed his eyes and raised an eyebrow that the same time.

"Why?"

"Because I'm older than you Minor-Boy!"

"No you're not, anymore anyway."

Sakura looked confused.

"Erm, why?"

Sasuke smirked and let out an insane laugh. Then looked at Sakura.

"You didn't hear that."

"…Yes I did."

"No you didn't!"

"Yes."

"No!"

"Yes."

"No!"

"No."

"Yes!"

Sakura flicked his forehead. "You really are slow today." Sasuke pouted and crossed his arms angrily. "Don't treat me like a baby! I'm not your Minor!"

"Why?"

"You forgot!?"

"Forget what?"

"Today's my god damned birthday!!"

Sakura looked at the furious Uchiha. "Oh!" She concluded, tapping her chin. "So that's why you're so moody today!" Sasuke smacked his head again. "Oh never mind!!"

Sakura then lit up. "Today's your birthday, so I'm gonna sing the song!!" Sasuke's eyes widened in fear. "No! No, no, no, no, no, no!! You are not going to sing that confounded song!!" Sakura smirked and muttered. "Too late!"

"Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Minor-Boyoiii! Happy Birthday to you!! YAY!!" Sasuke started mumbling to himself.

Sakura started the Birthday countdown. "Are you one!? Are you two!? Are you three!? Are you f-!?" "For god's sake, I'm freaking 17 years old DAMMIT!!" He screeched.

Two Hours Later

"I hate you Haruno!!" Sasuke hissed at he stared at the bowl of shaved ice in front of him. Sakura just giggled. Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "You know very well that I hate sweet things. But yet you make me eat shaved ice!!" Sakura giggled again. "You're so stupid Minor-Boy!"

"FOR THE LAST EFFING TIME! MY NAME IS NOT MINOR-BOY!!!" She moved over next to the fuming Uchiha and tapped his shoulder. He turned around angry. "What do you want Har-!" His last word was silenced as Sakura gave him a small kiss. She pulled away, blushing and said, "Happy Birthday Sasuke-kun!"