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FlamedraSeer7213: You were the one suggesting adding some hentai! IT'S TOO GODDAMN EARLY FOR THAT!!

Pom-Pom: Or was it-?

FlamedraSeer7213: LALALA!! Cannot hear ecchi dog speaking!!

Pom-Pom: Incompetent… incoherent…

FlamedraSeer7213: -yelling rather loudly- There is some perverted things in this chapter, courtesy of the ecchi dog!

Pom-Pom: WEEE-!

FlamedraSeer7213: SNEEZE ATTACK NO JUTSU!!

Pom-Pom: -starts sneezing uncontrollably- Damn –sneeze- you!!

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Sasuke wanted to do so many things with his arms now. Like wave them back in forth in frustration as he screeched back. "I am not a Hentai-Boy!"

Sakura stuck out her tongue at him. "Just forget it. You do want your sponge bath, right?" Sasuke nodded and crashed his head into the floor again. She pointed at him with the brush again. He twitched. "If you want your bath, then stay there and wait for me to finish my shower!" She went back into the bathroom.

Sasuke whined one last thing before waiting. "Hurry up! I need to pee REALLY badly!!"

Twenty Minutes Later

Sakura exited the bathroom with her wet hair in a bun. She crossed her arms and looked sternly at the Uchiha on the floor. Then kneeled and shook his shoulder. "Uchiha…" she said. He mumbled. Sakura frowned and tried again. "Ne! Uchiha-san!" He groaned.

"Sasuke-kun…" Sasuke's eyes snapped open after Sakura whispered that into his ear. His first reaction was to leap up, but because of his paralysis, his body just twitched. "Wha-What do you want Haruno?" His face turned the other way. She flicked him on the side of his head. "You forgot your sponge bath already?"

Sakura pushed him into the bathroom. "Get undressed and get into the tub!" She yelled, closing the door. Five seconds passed before Sasuke mumbled softly. "Ano… Haruno?" "Yes. Are you done yet?"

"I think you forgot one thing." She raised her eyebrow. "What is he talking about?" "What are you talking about? Just get undressed and go into the tub." There was another pause. "I can't do that." "What!? Why?"

She heard the Uchiha sigh. "I can't undress because of one thing." She looked confused. "…and that one thing is?" "I CAN'T MOVE MY FREAKING BODY, REMEMBER!?" Sakura gave a weak chuckle. Sasuke glared at the door.

Sakura entered the bathroom, her mouth curved into a weak smile. "Sorry Uchiha, I forgot about that." Sasuke gave her the Uchiha Death Glare. "Could you assist me so I could have my freaking sponge bath!?" He hissed at her. She sweat dropped and nodded.

"I'm not going below the waist!!" She quickly stated. Sasuke raised his eyebrow. "How are you going to expect me have a sponge bath if I still have my pants and boxers on!?"

Sakura huffed, "Fine." She walked over to him and started stripping his clothes. Everything was going nice and fine, until… she got to his boxers.

Sasuke felt her stop and held back a malicious smirk. "Scaredy Cat. This is the worst time to be scared." She narrowed her eyes and screamed in his face. "I am not a Scaredy Cat!" He smirked. "Then prove it Haruno… or should I say… Scaredy Cat."

"Fine!" She grabbed his boxers and roughly pulled them down.

She was greeted with something that looked like a deflated sausage. …Okay a rather LARGE deflated sausage. Sakura shrieked and turned away. "WHA-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow, a really perverted smirk on his face. "That Haruno, is my penis."

It didn't take a genius to figure out that Sakura was red. Not pink red, but Sharingan eye red. Her curiosity took over and she turned to him again, not looking at the… eh. "…How long?"

She didn't like that devilish twinkle in his eye. "When it's like this? Or when it's…?" Sakura could have been mistaken for a tomato with long pink leaves. "…When it's like…" she trailed off. "It's not that big, say oh… eight inches."

"…can I poke it?" She asked quietly. He nodded. Slowly, her finger went out and poked it. "It's… soft…" She mumbled. Feeling slightly braver, she rubbed the palm of her hand on it.

Sasuke bit his bottom lip. "Sa-Sakura, don't do that. Stop." She pulled her hand back, and gawked at the rapidly growing… thingy. She reached out to touch it again (Sakura's a pervert LOL) and Sasuke screeched out desperately, "NO! SAKURA! NO! OFF! HANDS OFF OF THE PENIS!! OFF!!"

Sasuke was sitting there, rapidly screaming, "COLD WATER! COLD WATER!! GIVE ME COLD WATER!!" Sakura threw a bucket of cold water.

Five Minutes Later

"Feeling better now?" Sakura asked. Sasuke was sweating, profusely. "YesI'mfinehowareyou!?" He blurted out, just wanting to have his stupid sponge bath and go to sleep. "To sleep and forget that this every happened…"

"Can we please… just get this stupid thing over with? …I-I want to sleep." Sasuke asked, just about ready to call it quits. Sakura nodded and picked up the sponge. The rest of the bath went on without any other problems.

In The Room After the Bath

"No! No, no, no!!" Sasuke screeched as Sakura was looking through his bag for his boxers.

"That is the wrong part of the bag! There are exploding tags in there!! I said the big pouch!"

"This is the big pouch!"

"No, it's the medium pouch! The big pouch is bigger!"

"That's really helpful Minor-Boy! Really helpful!"

"What!? It's logical that the big pouch would be bigger than the medium pouch!"

"They all look the same to me!"

"They are not the same! I said the big pouch is bigger!"

"By how much then!?"

"An inch!"

"What– the!? WHO CARES ABOUT A FRICKING INCH OF BAG SIZE!?"

"I DO!"

"THEN YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"

"WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME AN IDIOT!?"

"I CAN CALL YOU WHATEVER I WANT! I AM YOUR FATHER!"

Sasuke blinked in confusion. "What the hell are you talking about Haruno!?" Sakura also blinked and rubbed her head. "…What did I say?" Sasuke had an extreme urge to smack his forehead and smash his head against the wall until he died or fainted of the head trauma. Unfortunately, he was paralyzed, so all he could do was sigh sadly. …which he did so very dramatically.

"Just forget it and get my boxers… from the big pouch." Sakura dived for the 'medium' pouch and Sasuke yelled, "NO! That's the medium pouch! Godammit Haruno! Can't you find the stupid pouch!?"

In The Middle of the Night

Luckily for our… people, Sakura found the boxers and tucked Sasuke into his bed and went to sleep in her bed. Sasuke woke up with a large pain in his abdomen. His eyes bulged when he realized what it was.

It was a horrible… wedgie. (I can't spell, -sobs-)

"Haruno…" He hissed, trying to keep the squeak of pain out of his speech. Sakura mumbled something about post-its and rolled over. "Haruno!" He hissed again, this time louder. No response.

"SAKURA!! WAKE UP DAMN IT!" He screeched, letting a squeak of pain escape. Sakura faced him and squinted. "What the hell do you want Uchiha?" She asked; her voice still coarse from sleep. "Pain… wedgie, help! …please?" He squeaked. She narrowed her eyes. "…Go to the bathroom and fix your problem."

"I can't, I'm paralyzed… remember?" She groaned. "Then wallow in your own wedgieness, I want to sleep… I have to treat the fever that you're going to… mggm…" Sakura fell asleep again. Sasuke cursed his luck and slammed his fist down into the sheets.

Wait, hold on. Sasuke stared at his fist and moved it. He moved it again. Then he started snickering. Soon, that snickering evolved into chuckles and then into crazy uncontrolled laughter.

Then Sasuke got hit by Sakura's alarm clock. "SHUT UP, WILL YOU SHUT UP!?"