Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine, can you just accept the stupid fact so I don't have to type this at the beginning of the story!? …What was I saying?

Pom-Pom: I am never going to try cooking again… EVER!

FlamedraSeer7213: I told you, you shouldn't put cumin and cinnamon together, but you did just that.

Pom-Pom: Shut up.

FlamedraSeer7213: Whatever, just onward with the fic!

Sasuke woke up the next morning, with a painful headache. "I never knew that a plastic alarm clock hurled at your head could hurt so much…" He thought, rubbing his head. Surveying his surroundings, Sasuke let out a yawn. He stumbled to the bathroom.

"Everything's so… hazy… I feel… dizzy…" Sasuke nearly fell into the bathtub. He looked at himself in the mirror. "My god! I look… HORRIBLE!!" He reached out for his toothbrush, but didn't reach it.

Sakura woke up after the loud thud that echoed throughout the room. She was confused until she remembered the second symptom. "A high fever that has to be absorbed!" Hopping out of the bed, she looked around and sped toward the bathroom.

Sasuke's POV

…What happened? I was reaching for my toothbrush… then I don't quite remember.

"Uchiha, you okay?"

Pink hair… must be Haruno. "What happened?" I was surprised at my own voice, geez, I sounded like a horse.

She tsked, which irked me a lot and replied. "Baka, you forgot about the second symptom? The high fever?" "Oh right… yeah…"

There was an awkward silence.

Long enough for me to fall asleep.

Damn senbon…

Third Person Omniscient POV (I sound like an English Teacher… damn…)

Sakura touched his forehead. He really was burning up. She set him down on one of the beds. Her brows creased in worry and she gently stoked his silky locks. "You're always so careless Sasuke. I wish you'd be more careful."

She looked over the sleeping Uchiha, as she had to tell him how she was going to absorb his fever. Doing this, she fell asleep.

One Hour Later

Sasuke almost leapt up out of the bed. Remembering what had happened, he settled into dark angry cloud of angst. Tapping his index fingers together, he was wondering how Sakura could absorb his fever.

Sakura woke up and visibly sweat dropped. Sasuke was so covered in that cloud of angst that little 'angst's started popping up around him. "Ano… Sa-Sasuke?" She asked meekly.

The cloud of Angst disappeared and Sasuke looked down. "What." It was more of a demand rather than a question. "Are you feeling alright…?" He looked mildly surprised. "I was just wondering how you are supposed to absorb my fever. Does it involve Chakra? Physical Strength?"

Sakura snickered. "For a Shinobi, you really don't know much about medical techniques do you?" Sasuke scowled at her. "You're the Medical Ninja. You should know all this!" Sakura smirked. "I do."

Sakura was searching through her medical bag, as she was having a hard time explaining the process of absorbing a fever. Sasuke picked up a large drill with trembling hands, "WHA-WHAT IS THIS!?!?" he nearly screeched, looking at the very sharp end. She waved her hand, "Oh that's just a drill." There was a thud. "Ano, Uchiha?"

She frowned when she shook him. He wasn't waking up. "Ne, Uchiha, wake up."

She stood up and kicked him.

Nothing.

She pinched him.

Nothing.

She slapped him.

Nothing.

She threw a bucket of cold water on him.

Nothing.

She frowned at him.

Nothing.

She gave him the Uchiha Death Glare©

Nothing.

Finally, she just gave up. "While he's out cold, I'll go and buy some tomatoes and some chicken noodle soup."

Two Hours Later

Sakura returned to the inn with lots of tomatoes and onigiri, and chicken noodle soup. "Chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup." She sang repeatedly. Unlocking the door, she fought the urge to laugh like an insane maniac.

Apparently, Sasuke had been going through her bag as he had a pair of pink underwear on his head and he was wearing a pink bra. In his fevered state, heck, he didn't even know what he was doing as he was wrapped in toilet paper. He was bouncing off the walls, singing the "Hamster Dance" very off key occasionally spinning in full 360 circles.

"DEE DEE DEEDEE DOO DOO! DEE BAA LEE DEE DOO!!" Sakura just stood there for about… twenty minutes, watching the Uchiha make a complete fool out of himself. Every time he made a circle, he screeched out, "360 VISION, OH YESS!!" quite obviously mocking the Byakugan.

"Ano… Uchiha?" Sakura asked meekly, unsure if he was sane or not. Sasuke turned to her and answered in a grandmotherly voice. "Yes what is it my child?" "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND!?" Sasuke rapidly shook his head. "NO! No, nononononono!!" He sneezed.

"AWW! MA! You don't have to miss me so much!!" Sakura blinked. "Sasuke? Your mom's dead and has been… for ten years now…" Sasuke looked at her with eyes of innocence.

"WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!"

He sneezed and continued his scream.

"OOOOOOOOOOO-!"

He coughed and continued again.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!"

He took a deep breath at his point.

"OOOOOOOOO!!"

Sakura raised her eyebrow. Sasuke was… extremely out of character. He sat down, coughed, and said. "No, you see, chickens are cows are related! Yes they are very related! You-You see, they both start with the letter… P! Ha, I said pee!!"

He turned to Sakura. "How do you spell chicken?" She twitched, but went with his strange request. "C-H-I-C-K-E-N. There, chicken." He threw his fist into the air. "No! That's wrong! Its spelled CEE-I-EE-EN-PEE-BEE-EN-KAY!! There chicken!!" Once again she twitched. "You spelled it C-I-E-N-P-B-N-K. That's not even a word…"

He giggled insanely. "You said PEEBEE!! HAHA! That's a funny word! PEEBEE!" She sighed. "Why do I even try…?" He grabbed her chin and tilted it upward. "It's because I'm your partner… Sakura…" He breathed, his onyx eyes burning into her green eyes. Her cheeks stained pink. "Sasuke?"

He pulled her into a tight, air stealing hug. "YES WHAT IS IT MY QUEEN OF FEET!?" She sighed. "You think he's finally back to normal then he has to say that…"

One Hour Later

It turns out that Sasuke had raided her makeup and ended up sniffing some powder into his nose. "It looked suspicious!" Sasuke tried to defend himself. "You know very well what makeup looks like!" Sakura retorted and Sasuke gave a small "Hn."

"Now! I have to explain to you how I am going to absorb your fever!" She proclaimed, clasping her hands together. Sasuke muttered something that sounded long the lines of "Finally."

She glared at him. "What was that Uchiha!?" He gulped visibly. "Oh nothing! Nothing for you worry about!" He replied, sweating bullets. She smacked her hand down on the table, accidentally breaking it with her super strength. She gave a nervous chuckle. "The wood must have been rotting…"

Sasuke smacked his forehead. Sakura got pissed off at him and poked him in the forehead, hard. "Just get on with the cure!" he screeched, rubbing his now very sore forehead.

"I'll treat you by…"