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Pom-Pom: You almost fell down the stairs!

FlamedraSeer7213: SHUT UP BEFORE I USE THE KATON: GOUKAKYUU NO JUTSU ON YOU!

Pom-Pom: You can't do that! You can't mol-!

FlamedraSeer7213: TO HELL IF I CAN'T… I'LL FIND A WAY!!

Pom-Pom: Onward with the fic…

FlamedraSeer7213: For some strange reason, I think Sasuke might be falling out the window in this chapter. That might not happen, so don't take my word for it.

Pom-Pom: You have something to celebrate too!

FlamedraSeer7213: That is?

Pom-Pom: The SHSAT is over!

FlamedraSeer7213: -snarls- THAT IS WHERE I NEARLY FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!! DON'T TALK TO ME!

MagicFlames: I remember in a fic that I read; Sasuke threw himself into a bucket of water when he went insane.

Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90: Updating… thanks to the SHSAT being over!!

KaIKaI01: …Here is what you want to know.

gaara's angel: Yes, well we all hate cliffhangers, but it only makes the next chapter more exciting… ya.

kakashifayes: My story is priceless? Thank you!

Kenya: The Queen of Feet came out of nowhere.

goyankeesbooredsox: I try.

aznmelon: Read on! …Although you don't absorb a fever with a kiss…

sasu-sakuforever: Thank you!

Itachi's-Sasuke's-Chick: It's a very… unique poison eh?

"I'll treat you by…" Sasuke tapped his foot. "WELL!?" he asked madly. "Absorbing your fever!" Sasuke fell anime style. "You had already established that fact, Haruno. Are you going soft in the head?"

She shook her head. "No, really that's what I'm going to do, absorb your fever." He glared at her. "Haruno, if you don't tell me how you are going to absorb my fever, I'm going to sniff more of that powder up my nose!" She frowned at him. "You're starting to sound like the main character of "The Book" That weird… augh…" Sasuke sweat dropped.

Flashback

"Lee, get away from Sakura! Can't you tell that she doesn't like you!?" Sasuke angrily asked, wondering why he didn't just go home quickly like Naruto. Now he was in this very ANNOYING situation in which he wasn't even supposed to be involved in.

Lee shook his head. "NO! I CANNOT GIVE UP MY WONDERFUL YOUTHFUL LOVE FOR SAKURA! YOSH! I WILL RUN ONE THOUSAND LAPS AROUND KONOHAKAGURE TO PROVE IT!!" He proclaimed out loud, earning people staring at him. One baby started crying. Another kid threw a water balloon at him.

Sasuke and Sakura both twitched. Was he just stupid or did he have some serious brain damage from performing the Lotus so much?

Sasuke got an idea. "Hey Lee." Lee looked up. "You can beat people in physical things, but can you beat people in insults?" The so called 'burning fire of youth' sprang up and Lee very loudly proclaimed, "YOSH! I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!!"

Sasuke sweat dropped. "It wasn't actually a challenge…" He looked up and sweat dropped even more, if that was possible.

"Sakura?" He asked, pointing to a billboard. "Yes?" "When did we get that!?" She looked up also, cue the sweat dropping.

I'm not going to tell you what the sigh said! HAHAHAHA-! –shot- Okay fine .It was a picture of Gai-Sensei in a typical Nice Gai Pose. He was holding a book in his hand. It was called, stupidly, "The Book". In quote unquote next to the very LARGE Gai Picture (I swear, I think I can see… a pimple…) it said, "I read "The Book"! It has helped me in my WONDERFUL journeys of WONDERFUL YOUTHFULNESS!! With this book, I can add more –shing- to my smile!"

Sasuke twitched, "The Book? What kind of a stupid title is that!?" Sakura sighed. "If Gai-sensei read it, I'm not touching it." Lee raised up in protest. "But it's a very good book!! It talks about-!" "SHUT UP!" They both screamed, covering their ears.

Lee looked confused. "Why? It's a very wonderful story about two guys and how they over come many hardships to be together." Sasuke clamped his hands over his ears again and yelled out, "INNOCENT THOUGHTS! LALALALA!! INNOCENT THOUGHTS!!" Sakura stared at Lee in utter horror.

"It was a wonderful book." Lee rambled on. "However, there were some rather explicit things in the story that I wished were not there…" Sasuke grabbed Sakura's arm and starting dragging her away, muttering repeatedly, "I'm scarred for life. I'm scarred for life…"

End Flashback

Sasuke shuttered. He remembered when Lee had to read a part of "The Book" out loud.

Flashback

"Oh Takaro!" Lee over dramatized. "My feelings for you are so strong, that I would sniff powder up my nose for you!!"

End Flashback

"Who honestly would do that for someone that they… had feelings for!?" "Tell that to Akira Askikaga, the main character…" Sakura replied rather flatly. Sasuke replied to that, "Remember the nickname Takaro gave Akira?" Sakura shuttered. "The AA Battery? Yeah."

"That. Was. Creepy. It was disturbing." Sakura nodded. "I still can't believe that Lee read a Yaoi book." Sasuke snorted. "You know very well that anything Gai-sensei reads, he must read." They stared at each other before both stating the obvious. "Lee and Gai are weird."

Meanwhile, back in Konoha, the said people were at home with horrible sneezing fits. Shikamaru looked over the poor souls and muttered something. "Troublesome Uchiha and Haruno…"

"ACHOO!" Sasuke and Sakura sneezed at the same time. The sneeze was so powerful that Sasuke nearly fell out the window. So lucky was he to be caught by Sakura.

"Now, how are you supposed to absorb my fever again?" Sakura answered simply. "External contact."

Sasuke spluttered out the next word. "SEX!?" Sakura looked disturbed. "NO! What are you, retarded!?" "I resent being called that." She stuck out her tongue, "Yeah? Well, I just called you retarded, retarded."

"I liked Minor-Boy better…"

"…"

"What was that Haruno?"

"…"

"As I thought; nothing."

"Uchiha?"

"What?"

"…Do you me to show you or not?"

Sasuke nodded, trying to appear not so eager, but failing badly. She smirked and started taking off her shirt. "Wha-What are you doing!?" Sasuke nearly screamed; his arms in front of his rapidly reddening face.

She looked at him innocently, "You said to show you. That's what I'm doing." "…" Sasuke had no answer to that. Soon, all she had on was her undergarments. Of course, he only had his boxers on.

She pushed him roughly on the bed, him having a fever, too weak to resist. Sasuke started sweating. Sakura then placed herself over him and wrapped the blanket over them. "What the hell do we do now?" He asked, still nervous. She shrugged and shifted. "We just wait, meanwhile, lets talk."

He could have sworn that the temperature was rising in the room rather than decreasing. "…Two… lumps…back…" Sasuke was using all of his self control not to have a nosebleed or have his little friend down there react.

"Oh Sasuke-kun…" Sakura's silky voice almost sent shivers down his spine. Sasuke desperately thought "NO! MUST NOT GIVE IN TO WANTS! Umm… UMM!! Think! Itachi in a bikini! NOOO!! TOO VISUAL!! TOO VISUAL!! Erm… revenge! REVENGE! Aww, who am I kidding!? This isn't going to work… D'OH!"

Sakura wrapped her arms around his bare waist, pulling herself closer. Sasuke's already small self control was just hanging by a tiny little thread. It would be so easy to break it now. "Please leave me alone… Please leave me alone… Please leave me alone…" Sasuke mentally begged, resisting the urge to clasp his hands together and pray to Kami-Sama.

He should have clasped his hands together and pray to Kami-Sama. Sakura did do something. She nibbled his earlobe.

His control didn't even stand a chance. A small snap went off before Sasuke turned around rapidly to face Sakura. She raised an eyebrow at his weird actions. "Uchiha? What are yo-MMMFFH?"

She never got to finish her statement as Sasuke grabbed her shoulders and pressed his lips against hers. Her eyes widened in surprise. This kiss was nothing like the first one, it was longer and softer.

"Warm… soft…" To her, the Uchiha's lips were surprisingly soft and warm. She tried to clear her mind and ignore the loud screams of encouragement from Inner Sakura, even hearing a "If you don't freaking kiss back, I'll kill you!"

All of a sudden Sasuke pulled back and nearly ripped the blanket in half. "OH MY GOD, WHAT AM I DOING!?" He nearly sobbed out. He turned towards Sakura, apologizing about fifty times per minute. "I'm sorry! I-I-I didn't mean to violate your… virginity! …OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?"

He turned away from Sakura, mumbling something about ruined friendship and not being able to share tomatoes on a hot summer day. She tapped his shoulder and said, "It's okay, I accept your apology." She muttered, still blushing over the fact that Sasuke was oblivious to the fact she liked the kiss. The said person quickly spun around and pulled Sakura into a bear hug. "THANK YOU!! YOU'RE THE BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD!" He cried out.

The door of the room opened and a man in his late twenties entered the room, holding a plate. "Room ser- Oh… umm… I-I-I'll cum, I mean come back later!" He quickly spat out and ran out of the room, screeching out "MY EYES! OH MY EYES!!"

Sasuke paled in horror (as if he could with that pale skin though…) at his realization of what suggestive position he was in. Sakura blushed. He pulled away and stuttered out, "Th-That ne-never happened! OKAY!?" Sakura nodded rapidly.

Sasuke stumbled out of the sheets and ran into the bathroom. Sakura heard the shower start and Sasuke's loud yelp of "DAMN, THAT'S COLD!!!"