Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! –burps- I however do own that wonderful bowl of ramen and that tomato I just ate.

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Pom-Pom: You're so unsanitary…

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Pom-Pom: This chapter will be very weird as my master here was on a bubblegum high… if that's possible.

MagicFlames: I had Itachi in a Bikini stuck in my head for some strange reason, so I just put that in the story.

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aznmelon: Yes Sasuke talking about tomatoes is always a good sign.

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The poor Room Service Guy went to the next room, only to be hit with shoes and a loud old woman's scream of "I WAS GETTING SOME!!" Now getting back to Sasuke and Sakura.

Sasuke turned on some warm water after his little friend calmed down. "Damn hormones…" He mumbled, water dripping off his black locks.

Sakura was sitting on the floor with one of her legs folded and touching her chest. "What's taking him so long? We have to get to the next town." She thought, frowning.

She nearly jumped when a dripping wet Sasuke erupted from the bathroom, a towel around his waist. From the looks of it, he looked very angry and embarrassed as his face was flushed pink. "Turn away." He grudged. She blinked. He turned a darker shade of pink and snarled, "Turn away so I could get dressed!"

One Hour Later

"Sa-ku-ra…" Sasuke angrily mumbled, gritting his teeth. "You said that we had to get to the next place ASAP, right?" She looked at him and nodded. He lifted his arm to reveal three kittens clinging on for dear life, four more on his head. "THIS IS NOT ASAP!!" He screeched. "You take me to a kitten store and look at kittens! WHY AREN'T THE KITTENS STICKING ON TO YOU!? WHY ARE THEY STICKING ONTO ME!?"

She nodded absentmindedly. He nearly blew up.

"You're not listening to me are you?"

She nodded.

"You're constipated aren't you?"

She nodded.

"Are you a guy?"

She nodded.

Sasuke silently chuckled evilly. "This could be a lot of fun."

"Ne, Sakura."

She nodded.

"Do you like Pokemon?"

She nodded.

"What's your favorite pokemon?"

She nodded.

"Is it Jinx?"

She nodded.

"Do you want me to kiss you like Jinx does?"

She nodded.

"You sure?"

She nodded.

Grabbing her shoulders, he crushed his lips on hers. Her eyes widened and she shoved him away. "What the hell did you do that for!?" She snarled at him. Sasuke replied in a series of short screams.

"AAAAAH!!" He screamed, motioning to the store. "AAAAAAAH!!" He screamed motioning to the kittens. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" He screamed loudly, motioning to the kittens attached to his arms and legs and head, their tiny claws digging into his skin. He then pulled out his mission scroll and pointed at it, "AAAAAAAAAAHH!!" She raised an eyebrow at his antics. "Look Uchiha, just tell me what is wrong!"

Sasuke nearly flung his arms up in frustration. Then he remembered he had the kittens on his arms and legs and decided to moan miserably. She crossed her arms, "Stop acting like an actor in a dramatic play and spit it out!"

"THIS!" He snarled, motioning towards the store and the kittens, almost accidentally flinging the kittens off his arm. "THIS IS WHAT'S WRONG!"

"And what is wrong with this?"

"EVERYTHING!!"

"Define everything."

"WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TRAVELING TO THE NEXT FRICKING TOWN! BUT ARE WE!? NOOOO! YOU HAD TO STOP IN A FRICKING KITTEN STORE AND HAVE SOME FRICKING KITTENS CLAW AT ME AND NEARLY RIP OFF MY FRICKING SCALP!!"

"Such language!"

"AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!"

"Alright, alright, fine. We're leaving, Kitten Complex."

"I HAVE NOTHING WRONG WITH KITTENS!"

"Tell that to the pulsing vein on your head."

"You are just so… so… UGH!"

With that said, Sasuke and Sakura both left the kitten store.

An Hour Later

"Sakura…" Sasuke growled, knee deep in a swamp. She turned to him. "Yes?" "Would you please explain..." He muttered, trying to keep his anger at a bare minimum which was rather hard now. "WHAT IN ASGARD'S SAKE WE ARE DOING IN A SWAMP!?"

She shrugged, "It's a short cut." Sasuke took in a deep breath to keep his sanity intact which was nearly impossible at this point. "To where?" "The next place on the mission map."

He raised an eyebrow. "There's a mission map?" She nodded and grabbed his arm. "NOW! LET US GOO!!" She screamed, pulling him, causing him to fall face first into the dark murky water.

Half An Hour Later

"Finally!" Sasuke gasped, "FRESH AIR!!" Sakura grinned.

"Uchiha, Haruno, why are you here?" Sasuke and Sakura let out two bloodcurdling screams at the sudden appearance of a certain Sand Kazekage.

Gaara glared at them with his pale blue eyes. "Umm… what are you doing here, Gaara…?" Sakura asked, sweat dropping. He replied with a glare. "I should be asking that." "Uhh… we have a mission here…?" Sasuke answered.

The Red Hair crossed his arms and sighed dramatically. "Yes you have a mission of course." "What are you doing here, Gaara?" Sakura asked. "If you must know, I live here." Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "This is Sunagakure?" Gaara twitched. "No, this is my house and that is my swamp that you guys had been walking through this whole time."

"But, isn't your house in Sunagakure…?"

"It's too sandy there."

"I thought you liked sand."

Death Glare

"Oh, umm, never mind."

"Would you leave now? I am Feng Shuiing my backyard." He stated.

"But your backyard is-."

"WOULD YOU KINDLY LEAVE!?"

"Just explain why-."

"Leave."

"Ex-."

"LEAVE ALREADY GOD DAMMIT!!"

A HUGE wave of sand swept them away and all you could see was the amazing flying Uchiha and Haruno duo!! No wait… they're falling…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH –breath- AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!" Sakura/Sasuke both screamed on the top of their lungs, silently praying to Kami-sama that they would survive the death fall.

Being the Shinobi they were, they of course, survived. Only to land near a very angry lion's den. "Into the frying pan and of the freaking fire!!" Sakura screamed, running. "You idiot! It's out of the frying pan and into the fire!!" Sasuke retorted, also screaming and running from the angry lioness.

"Whatever!! We're going to die!!" She sobbed, running as fast as she could humanly do. Sasuke turned around and threw a kunai at the lioness' eyes. The lion quickly retreated. Sasuke turned towards Sakura and sweat dropped.

"OMG WE'RE GOING TO DIEEEE!!" Sakura screamed over dramatically and oblivious the fact that the lion was gone, not even looking where she was running to insanely.

"Sakura! WATCH OUT FOR THA-!" A loud bang echoed through the forest. "…tree." Sasuke finished, sweat dropping.