Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine!

I hate telemarketers. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST EXCEPT THE FACT THAT I DON'T WANT A KITCHEN KNIFE!? It's so troublesome going to phone after I just got comfortable!! I will be attempting to add some fluffy parts.

MagicFlames: I had watched something with someone Feng Shuiing their backyard, so I thought who won't Feng Shui their backyard?

Kage Mistress of Shadows: Still didn't catch Yami yet, eh Keeper?

aznmelon: I guess that's what happens when you watch "George of the Jungle" and "Naruto" straight afterwards… XD

Ninaleoliona: Eh, I was on a bubblegum high.

Hiro the Wolf: I specialize in insanity and fire pokemon, just ask my friends. –smiles-

Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90: I try.

S2-SAKURA-S2: Hai!

tiffanylicis: -smiles-

Kenya: NO! I must aim to make you laugh through the whole chapter! Umm… UMM!

velvettears81969: Yup.

goyankeesbooredsox: I think either Sasuke had some catnip in his pocket or he just made them angry somehow or that maybe they were fan girls in disguise!! XD

Sasuke walked over to Sakura, who was currently lying on the forest floor. "Ne, Sakura." No response. He frowned and shook her shoulder. Still no response. He tapped his chin and considered some options.

He could leave her there and just leave. To suffer the consequences when she woke up and caught up with him. He winced at the thought of being killed by a girl who he called weak before. "Moving on."

He could carry her to the next destination. …WHERE WAS THE NEXT DESTINATION!? If he did that, he would probably get lost in this… place and when Sakura woke up, he would still have to face her wrath. "Not good, next."

He could go into a screaming rage and shake her until she woke up. WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING!? If he did that, he would definitely get on Sakura's bad side. Her bad side was something he did not want to be on.

I mean, first of all, she had that freaky deaky super strength that could very well kill him in one hit. Probably even Orochimaru would die if he got hit by her directly. Second, she was fast, really fast. Even if he ran, she'd probably catch up in two seconds. Then use her strength to beat him to a pulp. He winced again, "Not a pretty sight…"

He looked at the tree and sweat dropped. There was a piece, okay a lot of her red shirt torn on the branch. Sasuke turned back to the facedown Sakura, contemplating whether or not to turn her around. "Well, she's unconscious now, so it'll be okay. I won't get the daylights punched out of me… hopefully…"

He gave a sigh of relief, "Good, she's really unconscious. I can't die yet; I didn't revive my clan yet."

A voice popped up in his head. Fine, if you want to revive your clan, do it now! You've got a nice pretty female in front of you!

Sasuke narrowed his eyes. Who are you?

I am you!!

WHAT!? But, I am I! So if you are me, then am I you!?

Yes, no, wait. …WHAT!?

…I don't know. Anyway, what are you doing here… me?

I am here because I am here!!

THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!

Yes it does!

State your name and your birthday.

My name is Uchiha Teme Sasuke and my birthday is July 23rd

…MY MIDDLE NAME'S TEME!?

Nah, I was just screwing with ya.

…

The point is you're in love in Sakura-chan!

…I am not.

Are so.

I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HER!!!

If you don't love her or even like her in the slightest, then you're gay.

I am not gay! I do like her a bit, but that's all!!

-cough-DENIAL-cough-

WHAT WAS THAT!?

Oh nothing, -cough-DENIAL-cough-

…You're evil, I hate you.

You can't hate yourself!

-cough-SMARTASS-cough-

…

HAHA! I HAVE OUT SMARTED MYSELF!

That's not such a great accomplishment you know.

YOU SHUT UP AND BE A GOOD LITTLE…ME!!

As hopeless as always…

I resent being called that!

You are hopeless, let's just leave at that.

OMAI-!

Well, I'm hungry so I'll be leaving. Just remember, the first time for a girl is painful, so be really gentle.

WHAT!? You-You pervert!!

One more thing, USE PROTECTION!

You HENTAI!!

Sakura's waking up now you know.

The raven haired boy turned back to Sakura, who was indeed waking up. "Ne, Sakura, are you alright?" He asked a hint of worry in his voice. "Hmm? Who's there? Is that you Sa-su-kei?" Sasuke nodded.

All of a sudden she leaped up and pulled out about fifty kunai, scaring the crap out of Sasuke. "Sa-Sakura!?" Sasuke screamed out, wondering if she was sane. "Where is the lion!?" "Eh?"

She grabbed his shoulders and started shaking him rapidly, with the kunai still on her fingers. "Where is the lion?" She snarled, shaking him. Sasuke wanted to pry Sakura's hands off his shoulders, but the kunai were dangerously close to his neck. "Stop… shaking… me… I'll… tell… you!!" he managed to said between shakes.

Sakura looked at him skeptically but let him go nonetheless. Sasuke took in gratefully some gulps of air, rubbing his neck to check if there were any cuts.

"The lioness, I threw some kunai at her and she went away." Sakura held back an urge to slap him.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE!?"

"How am supposed to tell you something if you were shaking me like there was not tomorrow!?"

"You could have at least tried!"

"I COULDN'T, I WAS TRYING TO PREVENT MY INNER SELF FROM SAYING THAT I REALLY LIKE YOU!!"

"Wha-What did you say?"

Smacking his hands over his mouth after realizing what he had just said; Sasuke's face turned a deep red. Sakura was bashfully looking the other way. He tried to open his mouth and try to make Sakura think that she didn't hear that.

"An-Ano sa!!" The same thing came out of both of their mouths.

"Hey, you!"

"Stop copying me!"

"I'm not copying you, you're copying ME!"

"No!"

"YES!"

"No!"

"Stop mimicking me!!"

"Stop mimicking me, Haruno!"

"You stop mimicking me, Sasuke!"

Sakura all of a sudden started laughing. Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "What are you laughing at." He demanded, it sounded more like a statement than a question. She pointed at him and threw back her head and laughed.

After she had calmed down, she wrote his first name and her first name in the dirt on the ground. "You see Sasuke, my name, Sakura is pronounced, "Sa-ku-ra", right?" He snorted and replied, "Yeah of course."

She pointed at his name. "However, unlike my name, your name Sasuke is pronounced, "Sas-kei", but if you pronounced it like it is spelled." She snickered a bit, "It's pronounced, "Sa-su-ke". And- oh god! IT'S SO FUNNY!!" She started having another laughing fit, while the Uchiha next to her twitched in anger, both at her laughing and the embarrassing fact about his name.

Five minutes later, Sakura was still in her laughing fit, tears streaming down her face and slamming her fist into the ground. Sasuke was turning extremely red like the tomatoes that he liked at either anger or embarrassment or probably both.

"Sa-Sakura…" Sasuke mumbled, his left eyebrow twitching. "It-it's not that funny." She wiped the tears from her eyes, "But it is funny Uchiha! Oh god, come to think of it, doesn't your last name, "Uchiha" mean "Paper Fan"? HA! Sa-su-kei Paper Fan!!! HAHAHAHA- OWW!!" Sasuke pinched her arm hard.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR, YOU TEME!?" She snarled at him, her kunai and shuriken out. He quickly held up his hands in defense, "You were laughing at my name!! I-I-I had a right!!" He spat out, cursing himself that he didn't take out his weapons fast enough.

She giggled, "You look cute when you're flustered." "I-I am not flustered!!" he countered, getting even more flustered.

"See, you are flustered!"

"I AM NOT FLUSTERED!!"

"Flustered Paper Fan Boy, flustered paper fan boy!"

"I am not flustered and I am not a paper fan boy!!"

"Fine. Flustered Uchiwa! Flustered Uchiwa!" (Uchiwa means paper fan)

"My last name is UCHIHA! Not Uchiwa!!"

"That's another way to say Uchiha. Besides, did I say that it was you I was talking about?"

"…"

"HAHA! You outsmarted yourself, you dumbass!"

"…"

Suddenly there was a rustling in the bushes. Both of them immediately braced themselves. Sakura started to release Chakra. Sasuke activated the Sharingan.

A bunny bounced out of the woods. Cue the twitching, until Sakura noticed something a little too late.

"OMG! It's an exploding ta-!" A large explosion hit the area. When the smoke cleared, the unconscious bodies of Sakura and Sasuke were being carried away by moving shadows…

Yes, you can call me evil. It's a cliffhanger.