Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine. Nether is the tasty Japanese Snack Pocky.
I am going to kill whoever made Prep Schools. After the goddamned SHSAT is finally over and I think I can have some free time, my mom tells me, you're going to prep school on Saturday. I'm like, WHAT!? WHY!? She responses that she signed me up for it. I twitched almost yell, WHY DO YOU DO ALL THIS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!? She shakes her head and replies, Cos I'm your mom. I want to have a free Saturday to type this story!! EVERYONE HAS FREE WEEKENDS EXCEPT FOR ME!!
Oh yeah and 100+ REVIEWS!! YESS!! I hug you all!! And give you Poptarts! If you can't eat Poptarts, then I give you a five dollar bill! Or a hot dog.
MagicFlames: I actually never noticed how his name was weird like that until my friend pointed it out.
Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90: I hate cliffhangers too, but it just makes the next chapter more exciting ne?
Hiro the Wolf: Long live the fire pokemon!
Ninaleoliona: -grins-
Belinda: Yeah, I know Sasuke's birthday is on July 23rd; I just needed to add something.
WhItE DoRiAn: I like messing around with Telemarketers too. Since I am Chinese, I can speak to them and call them eggheads or something.
Kenya: Thank you!
Kage Mistress of Shadows: Well, you end up talking to a box of Pocky.
goyankeesbooredsox: Updating!
littlehomiieex3: Yes I will sah!
Sakura woke up, rubbing her head that was very sore for some reason. "Haruno?" She looked up to see Sasuke tied to a pole. "What are you doing tied onto a pole Uchiha?" Sasuke looked pissed. "I didn't tie myself to the pole, so I wouldn't know!!"
Sakura blinked. He sighed in frustration. "Look, could you just get me down!?" She stood up and started to walk over to him when a weird looking guy stepped in front of her.
"No! DO NOT TOUCH THE SPIKY HAIR-BOY!! HE IS EVIL!!" The guy proclaimed, pointing at Sasuke repeatedly. "It's not very polite to point you know…" Sasuke commented, getting irked. Sakura raised her eyebrow. "What is your name anyway… sir?"
The weird man pounded his chest, "My name is… Pocky!" Sasuke/Sakura both twitched. "Po-Pocky!?" Pocky shrugged. "Eh, I saw it on a cardboard box."
"But anyway!" Pocky continued, getting back on subject. "Spiky hair-boy is evil!" Sasuke twitched. "You barely know me… Look could you just get me down and give me a cup of water?" Pocky blinked, "Oh, sure why not." Sasuke got off of the pole and Pocky placed a cup of water in front of him. Sasuke accidentally kicked it coming down and Pocky wailed.
"OH NO! What have you done!?" He screamed, pointing at the spilt water. Sasuke's left eye twitched as did Sakura's. "Just look at it! There's so much water!" The small puddle of water was barely 2 inches in diameter. "The world is going to drown! WE WILL ALL DIE IN AN UNHOLY SEA OF UNESCAPABLE WATER!!" Pocky panicked.
He picked up a random rope and threw it at Sasuke and Sakura. "Here! Grab the rope! I'm saving you!!" Sasuke raised his hand. "Umm, actually we don-" "SIR!" "I really don't ne-" "SIR! I cannot save you if you do not cooperate with me!!" Pocky screeched. Sakura started to say, "But really we don-" "JUST GRAB THE STUPID ROPE!!" They didn't grab it. "GRAB IT OR ALL RIP YOUR HEADS OFF!"
They quickly grabbed hold of the rope. Pocky pulled and brought them to him. "Yes! I have saved you! Thank me and my men!!" Sakura raised her eyebrow. "But, there are no men." Pocky looked behind him and wailed at the sight of his men sleeping. "Oh no! Look! They can't swim! You drowned them spiky hair-boy!!"
Sasuke huffed, "My name is Uchiha Sasuke, not spiky hair-boy." Pocky dismissed the matter with a wave and started wailing again. "Oh no! Thanks to you Spiky Hair-Boy, everyone is going die!! THE WORLD IS DOOMED!!"
Sighing, Sasuke went over to his bag and pulled out a rag. Pocky blinked, "Huh? What's he going to do with that? He doesn't have time to clean up, we have to save everyone!" Sasuke walked over to the small puddle of water and cleaned it up. "There!" He said, pointing at the now dry area. "The water's gone!"
Pocky's eyes filled up with tears. "THANK YOU!!" He cried, launching himself and latching himself onto Sasuke. "You-You saved the world!! I am forever in your gratitude!!" Sasuke squirmed uncomfortably. "Get off of me!"
He tried shaking Pocky off, but that didn't work.
He tried punching him, but that didn't work.
He shrieked like a little girl, but of course, that didn't work.
He ran around three trees, screaming bloody murder, but that didn't work.
He sighed, that didn't work.
Finally Sasuke had to resort to the last thing. Taking in a large breath, he burped as loud as he could in Pocky's face. So powerful that the burp was, Pocky went flying into the trees. "How did you do that!?" Sakura almost screamed. Sasuke shrugged, "It comes from practicing the Goukakyuu no Jutsu (Great Fireball Technique) so much…"
One Hour Later
"Where is the next place on the mission map!?" Sasuke hissed, angry at the fact that he couldn't view the map. Sakura sighed, "Gee, talk about mood swings… Is it your time of month?" He looked confused, "Time… of… month?" She smacked her forehead, "Oh, yeah, I forgot. You're not a girl."
He narrowed his eyes. "And what's that supposed to mean?" She blinked. "Are you stupid? It means you're not a girl." He crossed his arms, "What is this 'time of month' thing?" She twitched. "You don't know!?" A quick shake of the head. She smacked her forehead again and mumbled something along the lines of, "He doesn't know about this!?"
"Does this have something to do with blood coming from a certain part in your body?" He asked, blushing momentarily at the certain part. She nodded rapidly, a light blush on her cheeks also.
Two Seconds Pass
"Why didn't you tell me that!?" Sakura nearly roared, punching the Uchiha, "It would have saved me from embarrassment!!"
"You never asked!!" Sasuke retorted, trying to prevent Sakura from hitting him.
"I did so ask!!" She screamed, still hitting him.
"No! No you didn't!!" He yelled, still shielding his body.
"Yes! Yes I did!!" She managed to belt him in the ribs.
"No you didn't! Stop hitting me!! I'm an injured person!" He screeched, touching his ribs gingerly with one hand and the other was trying to prevent Sakura from hitting him anymore.
She reluctantly stopped hitting him. He took his chance to examine his ribs. "No, nothing broken, but it hurts like hell!!" He thought, tears coming to his eyes when he pressed a little too hard on one part.
"Who was that Pocky guy anyway?" Sakura asked, "And why did he blow up the poor bunny!?" "A disturbed guy who named himself after a popular Japanese snack, that's who." He responded.
"But-But!" Tears starts coming in her eyes. "He-He-he!!" Sasuke raised his eyebrow. "He what?" "He blew up the rabbit!!" Sasuke twitched.
"So, let me get this straight, you're okay with killing people, but not okay with little animals getting killed?"
"Yes! I mean no! I mean… I mean!"
"You're nuts."
"I am not!"
"You just told me that you're okay with killing people, but not okay with killing animals. That is in my description of nuts."
"You're a kisama! (bastard)"
"I'll take that as a complement."
"It's not a complement!!"
"I know that already."
"Then why did you-?"
"Take that as a complement? 'Cause I wanted to."
She stomped her foot on the ground. "You are just so… so… UGH!" She threw her arms over her head and stormed away. Sasuke's eyes widened. "She has the mission map!" He remember, running after. "Wait Sakura! Wait!! You have the-!" She walked faster.
He stopped walking and started yelling. "Wait! The mission m-!" She still continued. Sasuke raised his head and screamed, "DAMMIT!"
Sakura hurled a brick (that she got out of nowhere) at his head. "You shut up!" It bounced off his forehead protector. Sasuke collapsed in a heap, a loud thud gracing Sakura's eardrums. That was followed by a loud angry snarl of words erupting from the young Uchiha's mouth.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!? WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A FREAKING BRICK FROM!? THAT HURT PINK HAIR!!"
"As dirty mouthed as ever are we Uchiha?" She commented, raising an eyebrow at the Uchiha who was on the floor, his face twisted with anger. "Why you-!" She shrugged. "Whatever, lets just get to the next place on the mission map."
Next Place on The Mission Map
"Sakura…" Sasuke muttered, knowing that he seemed to be using his angry tone a lot these days. "WHY DID YOU BRING ME TO A TOWN FULL OF CLINGY SQUEALING FAN GIRLS!?!?" She flicked his forehead. "Be nice!" She scolded. "How am I supposed to be nice if they're glomping me to death!?" He yelped. "You be nice or I'll force a bar of soap down your throat!"
"No!" Sasuke squealed, pressing himself as close as he could to a wall. "Damn wall! Why does it have to be white!?" "You!" he pointed at one of the countless fan girls that were forcing him to act in this un-Sasuke-ish way. Oh wait; he's un-Sasuke-ish in this story anyway.
"Stop touching me!!" He squeaked. Some of the fan girls attempted to feed him grapes. "No! I don't want grapes!! I don't-! HEY! Didn't I say no grapes!?" He narrowed his eyes, attempting his trademark Uchiha Death Glare®, only to be interrupted by the crashing of about fifty million squealing fan girls.
Sasuke spent the rest of the day rejecting begs and bribes.
"Uchiha-sama, will you go to the dance with me?"
"Look lady, I can't dance. Leave me alone."
"Sasuke-kun…"
"NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
"I brought this choco-."
"Yes, it's very nice to know you like chocolate, now if you'll excuse me, I need to go somewhere."
"I made you a cake!"
"I don't like sweets."
"SASUKE-KUN! I LOVE YOU!"
"Fan girl! I don't love you!"
"SASUKE-SAMA!!"
"…You are hurting my eardrums…"
Later in an Inn
"Not a good day?" Sakura asked smugly. He growled at her angrily. "You shut up, demon lady." He mumbled before turning over to the window in his bed. Instantly regretting it.
"SASUKE-KUN!!" Thousands of fan girls were pressed up against the window, hearts in their eyes.
Sweat dropping, he turned over to Sakura. "Hey… Haruno. Want to switch beds?" She held back a giggle. "Sorry, you're alone on this one."