Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, I'd steal all his ramen and Sasuke's tomatoes for myself.
FlamedraSeer7213: Here we are with a new chapter!
Pom-Pom: Why do you sound so happy?
FlamedraSeer7213: Arei? Is it bad to sound happy?
Pom-Pom: No, it's just that smile on your face is starting to creep me out…
FlamedraSeer7213: I am sorry about not updating for so long. I just kind of spaced out… Anyway! Onward with the fic!
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Kage Mistress of Shadows: Hey, you caught Yami!
aznmelon: I can't eat Pocky, so I'll just settle for this pack of real Pocky! –munch, crunch- S'good…
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Kenya: My favorite one was with the girl saying something about chocolate and Sasuke says, "Yes it's very nice to know you like chocolate."
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littlehomiieex3: You never actually see the fan girls attack him, so I thought it would be fun.
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Hiro the Wolf: -bangs hand on table- You are right! He is the cold hearted teme in the Anime! –bangs hand on table again and accidentally hurts self- OWW!!
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"Please?" Sasuke begged, the fan girls starting to really scare him. Sakura shook her head. He tsked and waved his hand. "Oh forget you!" He hissed. She just smirked.
He turned to the fan girls. "Look, listen!" He commanded, making a couple of the girls faint and hit the sidewalk. …Ooo that must have hurt… "One! I am not interested in any of you!" They all nodded. "Two! I would like it if you would leave me alone, I need my sleep!" They all nodded.
A few seconds passed.
"You're not listening to me, just looking at my lips aren't you?" He asked exasperatedly. They nodded. He waved his hand in anger, "Never mind! You're all retarded!" He screeched, turned away from the window. He held back the urge to kill them when one of the fan girls squealed, "OMG! IT'S SASUKE-KUN'S ASS! LET'S TAKE PICTURES!!"
He turned around and snarled at them, "LOOK! LET ME GET SOME DAMNED SLEEP!! IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY WINDOW, I'M GONNA THROW A FLAMING MACE AT EVERY ONE OF YOU, YOU DAMNED FAN GIRLS!!" He smirked as the crows dispersed very quickly. "Now about that sleep…"
That didn't happen as a mosquito buzzed by his ear. That was it for the poor Uchiha's patience. An audible snap was heard in his head.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" Sasuke's frustrated sleep deprived scream echoed through the entire town.
The Next Morning
"Uchiha…" Sakura mumbled in a very angry quiet voice. "What happened last night to make you do this!?" She screaming, pointing at the almost destroyed inn room. He sweat dropped. "Well you see, there was this-" "Enough with the excuses!!" She was about to beat him to Mars when the door opened.
Naruto entered the room wearing a nice shirt and dress pants. "Room ser- holy Hokage! Sakura-chan!? Sasuke-teme!?" He gawked, pointing at the said people.
"Hn." Sasuke responded, feeling anti-social as always.
"Sup." Sakura piped, still looking kind of mad.
"Hey Sakura… are you feeling alright? You look really mad… OMG! Sasuke-teme, have you tainted her youth!?" He screeched, sounding like Lee. Sasuke gave him the patented Uchiha glare. Sakura cracked her knuckles, an evil aura starting to surround her. Naruto let out a "Meep!"
"Naruto…" They both mumbled in a futile attempt to hold in their anger.
Five seconds later a yellow flash dashed across the sky and everyone swore that they could hear a loud scream of "Dattebayo!!" afterwards.
"You know." Sakura started after Naruto stopped flying through the air and hit a tree. "Today's the third day." Sasuke nodded. A moment of silence if you please. Sakura whipped out some chakra strings. "I'm going to have to tie you to the bed!"
Five Minutes Later
"Uchiha!" Sakura angrily yelled. "Hn." He replied; feeling anti-social again. "How the hell did I end up tied up!?" She screeched, clearly frustrated angry and probably embarrassed at the situation at hand. "Because I'm stronger than you and…" he trailed off, his eyes starting to cloud over. "SHIT! SHIT! SHITTY SHIT!! The poison's effect is starting!" Her thoughts were interrupted as his hands gently stroked her hair.
"Uchiha?" She asked, hoping that the poison didn't go into effect yet. "Yes?" He purred, looking her straight in the face with lust filled eyes. "Would you untie me? The strings are starting to hurt…" She half asked and half begged, adding a pitiful, "Onegai?" afterwards.
"I'm afraid I can't do that." Sakura's eyes widened in shook. "Crap! He is under the control of the poison! This… this is bad!" She was taken back into what was happening when Sasuke started speaking again.
"You see, Sakura…" He rubbed the pad of his thumb against her bottom lip. "I'm pretty sure you will leave if I let you go." He grabbed her chin bore his eyes into hers. "You won't leave will you?" He hissed, his nails digging into her skin. She shook her head rapidly. "No! I-I won't leave! I'll stay!" She promised, knowing very well that she would bolt out the door if she could.
He released his grip on her. "Did it work?" She thought, hoping it did. "Hn, you were never too good in lying, Sakura." Her inwards shook. "Ly-lying!? Why would I lie to you Sasuke…kun!?" She tried to persuade him, quickly adding the 'kun' part.
Sasuke gave a low chuckle, his eyes glinting. "It's no use lying to me, Sakura-chan." She attempted to melt into the wall. Course that didn't work. She then tried screaming random words at him.
"ANO! ANONE! BLARGH! BLARGHY! MEH! WEEEEE!! TOMATOES! PEEBEE! RAMEN!! FOREHEAD! PAPER! CRANE!! BUSH! BEEF PATTY!!" She screamed in his face, frustrated that there was no reaction from the ever stoic Uchiha. He raised an eyebrow at her antics.
"LANGENSCHEIDT!! POOP! BAG! PIMPLE! INSTANT LUNCH! SHAMPOO! SHRIMP! PLASTIC! REACT ALREADY DAMMIT!!" She gave up, almost completely out of breath. "Have you finally shut up?" He asked her, annoyed by her antics.
"I WILL NEVER SHUT UP AS LONG AS YOU KEEP ME TIED UP!!" She proclaimed. Sasuke ran a hand through his hair in anger. Sakura gave a dry chuckle, "You can never shut me up! My talking reins SUPREME!! You cannot-mfffffh!!" He leaned forward and had closed the distance between them.
Sakura stayed quiet from shook. He smirked, "Now where was I?" He tapped his chin while Sakura gulped visibly. "OMG, is he going to… to… rape me!?" Tears started pooling in her eyes, when Sasuke finally stopped thinking; he looked at Sakura and sweat dropped.
"Sa-Sakura-chan, are you okay?" He asked, genuine concern in his voice. "Onegai…" She squealed. He raised an eyebrow. "Onegai, what?" "PLEASE DON'T RAPE MEEEE!" He cupped her face with his hands. "Now why would I do that to you, Saku-chan?"
Two Minutes Later
"I'm sorry! I won't be long!" Sakura bowed and ran out of the room. "OY! You stupid teme! Don't you leave me tied down in this kind of town!!! SAKU-CHAN! SAKU-CHAN!!" Sasuke screamed, him now tied down to the bed, squirming.
Doctor's Office
"EH!? Are you serious!?" Sakura nearly screeched. The doctor raised her arms. "Could you please quiet down? This is a doctor's office… Yes, I am serious, from the symptoms you told me. His third symptom is that he will try and do his female partner. However, if his female partner is someone he has, romantic feelings for, he will try and persuade you to willingly bed with him. Then do the deed. However, this condition will be slipping in and out. The way he acts in one minute may be completely different the next. He will try and get you into bed."
Sakura shivered, "So that's why he was acting that way…" She turned to the doctor and walked towards the window. "Thank you doctor." She jumped out the window, disappearing. The doctor walked over the window. "WHY DO NINJAS ALWAYS LIKE DOING THAT!? IT GETS ME WORRIED!!"
Back At the Inn
She unlocked the door and slowly crept in. "Finally decided to come back, Saku-chan?" "Eekuu!" She mentally squeaked. She turned around slowly, creaking like a robot, to see Sasuke still tied to the bed. He had a disgruntled expression on his face, his eyebrows like a straight line down and his eyes narrowed so badly she was surprised if he could even see.
"Aa… I'm sorry Sasuke. I had to do something." He turned his head, "Hn." She sighed. "Back on the one worded responses, Sasuke?" "Hn." "I thought so."
"So…" he whispered into her earlobe, earning a loud bloodcurdling scream from the pink Kunoichi. "God…" He mumbled, rubbing his ear, "Do you have to scream that loud? Am I really that scary!?"
Incoherent words started seeping out of Sakura's mouth, pointing at the bed, Sasuke, and herself as she spoke. "What, who what? WHERE!? How? You! Bed! Tied! Chakra! I! Tied! WHA-HOW!?" He twitched, "If you're asking me how I untied myself from the Chakra strings, then it's simple. I used the rope untying no jutsu. It's basic academy stuff Saku."
She nearly smacked herself in the head. "Of course! Why didn't I use that when I was tied up!? BAKA!" He gave a chuckle and she soon found herself tied down again. "Now what to do so you won't run away again…" He said his thoughts out loud, slowly putting his hands into the seal of the tiger…
FlamedraSeer7213: Cliffhanger! Sorry about the last part. I'm listening to Orochimaru's theme in my iTunes library!
Pom-Pom: She's also enjoying a tomato.
FlamedraSeer7213: I LOVE tomatoes!