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FlamedraSeer7213: I'm sorry! I don't want to do a hentai scene!

Pom-Pom: That doesn't make it okay to change the rating to T!

FlamedraSeer7213: It is T material! Hey what are you doing!?

Pom-Pom: -changes rating to M-

FlamedraSeer7213: -changes rating to T-

Pom-Pom: -changes rating to M-

FlamedraSeer7213: -changes rating to T-

Pom-Pom: -changes rating to M-

FlamedraSeer7213: -changes rating to T-

Random Guy Reading Fic: WTF!?

FlamedraSeer7213: Fine, it'll be M, you have my tomatoes…

Pom-Pom: -smirks-

Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90: Woot for tomatoes!

Kage Mistress of Shadows: It's supposed to be romance/humor so there will be some parts that are not funny and stuff.

littlehomiieex3: Fan girls are really scary sometimes.

Kenya: Well, first you need to download some Naruto songs. Then go into your iTunes library and got to file. Then find "Add file to library" and you'll browse your music files, when you find your Naruto song file, upload it'll be in your library!

Ninaleoliona: My favorite Pocky kind is Pocky Mousse, it's a little more expensive, but there's more chocolate! "Dramacon"? Nope, never heard of it, sorry.

MagicFlames: Sort of depends on what Sasuke's thinking.

goyankeesbooredsox: -grins-

tiffanylicis: Updating!

naruto-fan001: I hate cliffhangers too but it makes everyone wait for the next part of the story.

WhItE DoRiAn: Orochimaru's theme is kind of scary, but I like scary stuff… usually.

Senryu52809: I know that you like Orochimaru's theme. You made me listen to it in the middle of class one day, remember?

"Wait!" Sasuke froze in midair and crossed his arms across his chest. "What is it now?" He asked impatiently. "Um! Before we do this, shouldn't we remember about what good times we had? Like our birthdays!?" He looked at her in annoyance, "You made me eat shaved ice for my birthday when you knew very well that I hated sweet things." "What about my birthday!?"

"Tanjoubi Omedetou, Sakura-chan!" Naruto proclaimed, standing at Sakura's front door. "Thanks and come in, my mom's preparing the food." Sakura invited him in. Naruto walked in with Kakashi following him. "Happy Birthday Sakura." He stated, still reading his Ichi Ichi Tactics. Kakashi was followed by one of the most unexpected guest. "Sasuke-kun!?" Sakura almost squealed in delight. Sasuke looked at her with a bored expression. "Tanjoubi Omedetou." He muttered.

"So! Here is your present dattebayo!" Naruto held out a brightly wrapped package. Sakura unwrapped it, knowing what would inside already. "Gee, a 24 pack of ramen, thanks Naruto-kun." She said, trying to force some surprise into her voice.

Kakashi threw her a medium sized wrapped package. "A windmill shuriken! Thanks Kakashi-sensei!" She thanked the copy ninja who just had his eyes shut in happiness.

She didn't expect anything from Sasuke and wav therefore very surprised when he too threw her a package. "Oooo!" Naruto wooted, "Sasuke-teme has hots for Sakura-chan dattebayo!" Kakashi smirked at his student. Sasuke turned his head away, as if he was blushing and angrily muttered, "Shut up you dope." She opened the package expectedly, and almost face faulted when she saw the present.

"Sasuke-kun?"

"Hn?"

"Why is there a yogurt and two bananas in here?"

"That's your present."

"So let me get this straight. Naruto got me a 24 pack of ramen."

"Hn."

"Kakashi-sensei got me a windmill shuriken."

"Hn."

"And you got me a yogurt for my birthday."

"And two bananas."

"Ah, yes can't forget about those. So you got me a yogurt and two bananas."

"That's right."

"A yogurt and two bananas."

"Yeah."

"Yogurt and two bananas."

"Stop repeating yourself, it's annoying."

A moment of silence.

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR EVER AVENGING MIND!?"

"…"

She sighed, "But, thank you Sasuke-kun. I know how much you hate sweet things, so it must have been very hard going into a store and buying sweet things, such as yogurt or bananas." She clapped her hands together. "Anyway! It's time for a party!"

Two Hours Later

"Admit it, Sasuke-kun. You lost." Sakura and Sasuke were glaring at each other with the fire of competition, both breathing heavily. "Lets go again. I won't lose this time!" Sasuke proclaimed.

An Hour Later

"You lost Sasuke-kun, again." Sakura stated; a smirk on her face. "I-I-I-I-I!" Sasuke stuttered; dumbfounded before he started sulking and his head drooped. "You-you sunk my battleship… again…" He whispered quietly, his voice shaking. Naruto stood up, pointed at Sasuke and laughed, "Haha! Teme lost to Sakura-chan dattebayo!"

Sasuke stood up, still sulking. "I-I'm going to the bathroom." He muttered, his dark hair still covering his eyes, accidentally crashing into the wall. He shook his head, looked briefly at the hallway and continued on his way.

Other Hour Later; Sakura's party is really long…

"What's taking Sasuke-teme so long dattebayo!?" Naruto complained; hungry for ramen. Kakashi sighed, "I'm not checking up on him." Sakura shook her head, "You bunch of babies, I'll check up on him." She muttered, getting up and lumbering over to the hallway. Where she crashed into the wall in the exact same spot Sasuke did, shook her head and continued walking, remarking about turkeys and green gloves.

She knocked on the bathroom door, "Sasuke-kun? Are you there?" She got a couple of unsavory moans, groans, and sounds of straining. She threw open the door to see…

Sasuke sitting on the toilet, his black shorts pulled down and his face red. "Sa-Sasuke-kun!?" She shrieked, unsure whether to scream in fear and squeal over the fact she saw Sasuke pan- I mean short less. A horrified look crossed Sasuke's face and he pulled his shorts up to his thighs.

"CAN'T A PERSON HAVE CONSTIPATION IN PEACE!?!?" he screamed, tears running down his red face, either in the pain of constipation or at the embarrassment of being found out by Sakura. A few moments of awkward silence loomed over the air. Sakura looking dumbfounded and Sasuke looked utterly horrified.

"Umm… This never happened okay?" Sakura said, not moving. Sasuke rapidly nodded. "I-I'm leaving now, because it really stinks in here…" Sakura slowly inched her way to the door, running out quickly screaming bloody murder.

After the Party

Sakura waved goodbye to everyone and went into her room, only to hear a loud scream of pure terror. She pulled back her shade, expecting to see Naruto screaming, only snickering when she saw Sasuke screaming, chased by about fifty five LARGE dogs.

"That was not funny." Sasuke angrily said, his eyes very narrowed now. "Now I finally understand why you always have those bandages wrapped around your legs now!" Sakura proclaimed.

"Now!" Sasuke changed the subject back to what he was doing before. "My dear Saku-chan I will-" The door slammed open and Shikamaru came in.

He pointed at both of them, took in a breath, ended up swallowing a fly, coughed, gagged and spat. "Umm, Shikamaru?" The said person looked at Sakura. "What are you doing here? This place is very far away from Konohagakure, you know." Sasuke's eyes widened, he cut Sakura's chakra strings, and packed everything up.

"Run away!" He screamed, grabbing everything in one hand and running. "Shikamaru's drunk!!" He accidentally crashed into Shikamaru, knocking down the deer herder, screaming "STUPID INTERRUPTIONS!!

When Shikamaru came too, he rubbed his head. "Where am I? This isn't the Shogi store…"

I know, short chapter, made it seem like a crack fic. I was on another tomato high…