CANCELLED-chapter 5
The next day Hank Hill had his summer backyard party. There was tasty food and good company for everyone.
Hank heated up the grill with some safe propane from Strickland propane, not that dangerous stuff from Megalomart. Peggy prepared plates and drinks for everyone. Her movements seemed rather jerky. bobby played video games inside. Eventually, the guests showed up. Dale, Bill and Boomhauer came together. Kahn, Minh and Connie showed up. they seemed rather timid and nervous after the car crash. Hanks mother came by herself. John Redcorn and Nancy came, with Joseph. Joseph went inside to find Bobby. Luanne and Lucky arrived in Lucky's truck. Even Hanks boss, buck Strickland showed up. This made Hank really nervous.
"Well, isn't this nice" Peggy began. "Every friend and character in our lives that we know, nothing would be the same if something happened" She said.
Hank looked at her.
"Peggy, you seem really different, you keep acting really strange" Hank said.
"Oh shush Hank, I'm just trying something a little different, oh... and Hank, I know something that would really interest you!" She said.
"What?" asked Hank, mildly surprised.
"This doctor can perform Urethral widening surgery for a very cheap cost!" she said, excitedly.
"Peggy! that's personal! There's people around!" Hank said, getting red in the face.
"Oh don't worry Hank, hey, maybe later you could plow my brown Bettie" She said.
"Peggy!" Hank began to cough and made a high pitched swallowing sound.
A few people looked at him funny.
"Uh... time for a speech!" He shouted, grabbing a cup.
Everyone looked at him.
"thank you and welcome to my ...uh... annual summer backyard party!" Hank said, still a little nervous and red in the face.
"It's been a fun year, despite some odd things happening lately, and we're all really glad that Kahn and Minh were not too harmed in the car crash yesterday" He said.
"And, all the better for the next year, and.. uh... what's that smell" Hank smelled the air. There was a very familiar scent. Everyone looked around awkwardly, sniffing awkwardly.
"Wait a moment" Hank said. "That's GAS! Everybody Run!"
Bill screamed. Everyone ran in all directions, boomhauer climbed over the fence, Kahn threw his plate up in the air, spilling food.
Hank was about to get out of the yard when he stopped and turned around.
Peggy was standing by the grill!
"PEGGY! GET OVER HERE!" He shouted, running towards her.
Dale got in front of Hank and tried to push him away.
"DALE , MOVE!" Hank shouted.
"NO ,HANK! THAT'S NOT YOUR WIFE" Dale screamed at him.
There was a huge explosion and a blinding light.
Hank could only see Dale in front of him. For a split second everything seemed calm. Then there was a wave of heat as Hank and Dale were lifted in the air. Dale's skin became covered in flames as he was lifted in the air. Then he disappeared from sight. Hank felt himself floating in the air, unsure of what was going on.
A second later, he hit the ground. There was a ringing in his ear. He looked around. All the picnic tables had been flung over and were burning. Somehow, he remained alright.
He looked around. He could not see Dale anywhere, or his wife.
But there was someone standing where the grill had been. Hank got up slowly. He seemed relatively unharmed, Dale had taken most of the damage.
The figure looked at him. It was Peggy!
But she didn't look the same. Her skin and clothes had melted off, revealing a completely different person underneath.
It was a man. He pulled off the burning bits of Peggy to reveal fancy casual clothes on underneath.
He had a name tag on.
Hank looked at it.
It said:
V.I.P FULL EXECUTIVE ACCESS
SETH MACFARLANE
Hank read the name tag. "What are you?" He asked.
The man looked at him and took a step forward. The blast few burning bits of the Peggy outer layer burned away.
He laughed and pulled out a gun.
"I need your time space" He said.
"NO!" Hank shouted, jumping behind a turned over table just as Seth shot.
"What's going on! Hank! Are you alright!" It was Hanks mother. She looked anxious, and did not know what was going on.
"MOM! NO!" Hank shouted.
Seth saw her and shot.
She fell to the ground.
"MOM!" hank cried out. He grabbed a nearby mustard jar, stood up , and threw it at Seth MacFarlane's face. It hit him.
"Ow!, What the hell!" He said, covering his eye.
Hank charged him and grabbed the gun. He tried to wrestle it out of his hand. but Seth MacFarlane was surprisingly strong. With his free hand, he picked up Hank by the front of his shirt ,lifted him in the air and threw him five feet away.
"You can't win against me Hank, I'm out of this environment and non-canon". He aimed his gun at Hank.
John Redcorn came out of nowhere and grabbed Seth MacFarlane's arms, pulling them behind his back.
Seth MacFarlane laughed. "What are you trying to do!" He shouted, stomping on John Redcorn's foot. John Redcorn hoped away, holding his foot.
Seth MacFarlane picked up the Mustard jar and hit John Redcorn in the head with it.
Hank jumped up and charged him again. He wrapped his arms around Seth MacFarlane's waist and brought him down to the ground. He then climbed over him and began punching him in the face. Seth MacFarlane blocked, and then hit Hank in the face, knocking him off.
Hank got to his knees, but Seth had already stood up, and pushed Hank to the ground. He bent over to pick up his gun.
John Redcorn rubbed his head, Hank tied to crawl away. Seth MacFarlane looked down on both of them, gun in hand. He raised his arm, pointing the gun at the back of Hank's head.
Hank closed his eyes. He heard a gun shot. He opened his eyes.
He was alive.
"[EXPLICIT]!" Seth MacFarlane shouted.
Hank turned and looked.
Seth MacFarlane was holding his arm, blood was leaking out. Behind him, Lucky stood with a rifle aimed at Seth MacFarlane.
"Goddamned Recknecks always have guns!" Seth MacFarlaned screamed.
Lucky shot again. He hit Seth in the shoulder.
Seth MacFarlane let out a high pitched unearthly scream. Hank and John Redcorn closed their eyes and covered their ears. Seth MacFarlane dropped to all fours and ran almost ape like towards he fence. He quickly climbed all over the fence and disappeared.
Hank opened his eyes and looked around. Somehow, the house had not lit on fire. There was a small crowd around something.
Lucky came over and helped him up.
"MOM!" Hank shouted, running over to the crowd. They had surrounded Hank's mother, who lay on the ground. Hank dropped to his knees beside his mother.
"Han... hank..." She said quietly.
"mom?" Hank asked, holding her.
She lifted her hand, and then dropped it.
She was dead.
Everyone was silent. Some wind blew a shred of Seth's disguise, a piece of skin that looked like a slash of Peggy's face. Bobby and Joseph ran over.
"grandma?" bobby asked meekly.
Everyone stood silently.