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"No." Sakura nearly face faulted. "Come on, it's probably the only way we're going to get out of the village!" "I said no and I mean no. I probably don't even need to do this!" Sakura frowned. "Oh come on, you can't really look that bad! You probably even look nice!" A pink sleeve popped out of the bathroom. "Me wearing a pink kimono is not nice." Sakura raised her eyebrow. "Oh come on, it's probably not that bad!" "Oh it is very bad Sakura. Do you have any idea why I don't wear PINK and red!?" Sakura blinked. "Umm… because you don't have pink and red clothes?" There was a thoughtful pause. "Well… that too, but no." Sakura crossed her arms. "You're making such a big deal out of this. Stop throwing a temper tantrum and get out here." Sasuke gave a snort. "Fine you asked for it."

He stepped out of the bathroom wearing a pink and red kimono with a pink obi. Sakura had somehow gotten his chicken butt hair flat and shiny. He blinked, the eyeliner getting into his eye and pursed his pink lipsticked lips. There was a pause. Then Sakura burst into hysterical laughter, pointing at him over and over again, tears running over her flushed cheeks. Sasuke crossed his arms and angrily glared at her. "Oh- Oh my god! You!! HAHAHAHA! YOU ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE A GIRL!! OH MY GOD!! I CAN'T BREATHE!" "I hope you never breathe again…" The Uchiha angrily thought, all of his pride completely sucked out by this point.

She stopped laughing suddenly and jumped up. Sasuke eyed her nervously. "Sasuke, I went out today and bought something that'll go very well with your outfit!" "Oh snap." Sasuke raised his eyebrow. "Oh really? What is it? A pink purse!?" He spat out, his face scrunched up in disgust. Sakura gave an evil little chuckle and the color from the Uchiha's face drained. "Hahahaha! Hahahaha –coughs- hahaha! No, as much as I wish it was a pink purse, it's not." Sasuke released the breath he was holding. "But it is pink." He choked on his own saliva at that point.

"PINK!?!?" She nodded. "Yeah! Yeahyeahyeahyeah!" He sweat dropped. "Do I look like I need more pink!? Just look at me!! I'm wearing PINK blush, PINK lipstick, a PINK kimono, PINK shoes, and a PINK obi! For god's sake, if you just dyed my hair pink, I'd look like a little pink blob walking around!" "Is it something for my dress?" He guessed. She shook her head. "My shoes?" No again. "A necklace?" Nope. "A pink hair ornament?" Nuh-uh. "A bracelet?" Nopo. He suddenly thought back to his thoughts before. "Oh hell no. I'd better not be that…" He gulped visibly. "Temporary pink hair dye?" Sakura's eyes widened. "Oh my god… How did you guess?"

A loud pitiful scream echoed through the town.

"NO! NONONONONONONONONONO!! YOU ARE NOT DYING MY LOVELY BLACK HAIR WITH BLUE HIGHLIGHTS PINK!! EVEN IF IT'S TEMPORARY, I DO NOT ACCEPT!!" He screamed quickly, dashing back into the bathroom and locking the door. Sakura knocked furiously at the door. "Come on Sasuke, open up! If they see you with pink hair, they'll really know it's not you!" He thought about this for a little while. He then almost mentally slapped himself. "Are you actually thinking about this absolutely insane/crazy idea Uchiha Sasuke!? HAVE YOU GONE INSANE!?" He questioned himself. "It's only temporary!" Sasuke squeezed his eyes shut and shook his head over and over again. "No! Even if it is temporary, I must defend what little pride I have left!"

"Please Sasuke?"

"No!"

"Come on!"

"No way!"

"Come on, we'll look like sisters!"

"I don't want to look like your sister; I want to look like Uchiha Sasuke!"

"Yeah? Well you're a girl, so your name isn't Uchiha Sasuke anymore! It's Uchiha Sasuka!"

"SASUKA!? I refuse to be called Uchiha Sasuka!"

"You're a girl. Uchiha Sasuka it is!"

"I AM NOT UCHIHA SASUKA!! I AM UCHIHA SASUKE, THE LAST OF THE UCHIHAS!"

"Sasuke's a boy's name."

"Uhh… um… SASUKE'S NOT A BOY'S NAME!!"

"Yes it is, admit it Minor-Boy."

"Umm… uhh… DAMMIT!!"

Sasuke slammed his fist into the door of the bathroom, directly on an extremely sharp wooden splinter. "YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!" He fell back onto the tiled floor of the bathroom, clutching his left hand, with tears streaming down his face. Sakura heard the Uchiha's loud yelp of pain and proceeded to break the down the door with her foot. The door went flying into the room. Sasuke, wondering what all the noise was, looked up from his hand to see a heavy wooden door sailing towards his face.

Under normal circumstances, Sasuke would have probably did some hand seals and perform the Great Fireball Technique or perhaps the phoenix fire if there wasn't enough time. However, this was not one of those normal circumstances. For he wasn't in his right state of mind. Instead of his normal blue collared shirt and white shorts, he was wearing a pink and red kimono, so there was a small probability that if he preformed any fire jutsu, his 'delicate' feathery sleeves would catch on fire and he would burn to death by his own fire. He twitched, that would be a rather embarrassing death. The sight of Itachi laughing his ass off at his funeral was not a good way to be remembered. Even if he wasn't wearing this, he didn't know if the makeup that Sakura put on was flammable. Suppose some of the fire hit his face and the makeup was flammable. He winced at this thought. "I can just see the headlines now… 'Uchiha Survivor Killed by Makeup…" He then noticed how close the wooden door was to him and speedily made a plan in his head.

Sasuke quickly scrambled to his feet and dove into the water filed bathtub, avoiding the impact by a mere two seconds. Sakura walked into the room. "Sasuke? Are you here?" The sound of bubbles brought her attention to the bathtub on her right. Sasuke sat in the bathtub, completely soaked, with little swirlies for eyes. His hair was now wet and starting to go back into his old peacocky perfection. His mouth was underwater and he was blowing bubbles. "Sa-Sakuwaaa…" Sakura sweat dropped and started pulling him out of the bathtub and sat him next to the bed.

"You know what Sakuwa?" She looked at Sasuke, who really wasn't in the right state of mind, so much stuff happening. "Your hair is very pretty, very smooth." She blinked. Did Sasuke just complement her? She shook her head, remembering that the Uchiha wasn't in the right state of mind. "Your hair is probably even better than Itachi-nii-san's." Sakura blinked in surprise. "Did Sasuke just say Itachi… Nii-san!?" Sasuke gave a short laugh. Sakura twitched. "He's… LAUGHING!?" He then tucked his head in between his legs, his back was shaking. Sakura thought he was crying or something like that when he threw his head back and was still laughing insanely. It was a strange sight, Uchiha Sasuke, wearing a wet pink and red kimono, makeup ruined on his face, laughing his ass off at something that no one knew about. It was times like these that Sakura truly thought her teammate slash partner was insane.

After about five minutes of his insane crazed laughter, he stopped abruptly, looking at Sakura with piercing eyes. "Uhh… Uchiha? What are you looking at?" Sparkles suddenly appeared in his eyes. "Sakura-nee-san!" Sakura did the most logical thing a person can do in this situation. She blinked. Sasuke then hopped (AN: As in hop like a bunny hops) over to Sakura's side. "Hn? Sasuke what are you-AAAYYYAAAH!" Sasuke already had a handful of Sakura's hair in his hands. "Your hair's pretty Sakura-nee-san. I remember Itachi-nii-san's hair." She blinked again. "He's talking about his brother again…"

This Sasuke gave a small childlike giggle. "He used to bathe it every night with almond oil. He said that it gave his hair its beautiful texture." He rolled his eyes. "I think it just made his head shiny. One day, I got mad at him because he stole my breakfast cereal. So I switched his almond oil with honey." Sakura's eyes widened. "Sasuke was a prankster when he was little? Wow, that's news to me…" Sasuke started to laugh insanely again, stopping once a while to slip in details. "Hahaha! He came out of the bathroom! Hahahaha!! He had honey all over his head! Oh! Hahaha! He looked like a wet cat! Hahahahahaha!! Look I even have pictures!!"

He pulled out some pictures from god knows where and threw them on the floor. Lo and behold was the great Uchiha Itachi, with regular black eyes, looking rather peeved, with some thick substance on his head like a Jewish cap. The next picture showed him looking horrified, as if he just noticed that someone took a picture of them. The picture after that showed Itachi yelling in anger, three large windmill shuriken being held in his left hand. The next few pictures after that were kind of blurred, showing that Sasuke was probably running when he took them. The last picture showed Itachi's back, he walking back to his room with a dark cloud over his dark honey covered hair.

"Sakura?" She turned away from the pictures and to Sasuke, who was sitting there and blinking. "Sakura?" He repeated her name again. "Yeah, what is it?" She asked. "Why does my jaw hurt so much? It feels like I've been laughing too much or something…" He opened and closed his jaw, looking like he was biting thin air. "…" Sakura just stared at him with wide eyes.

He noticed that she was holding something. "Whatcha looking at?" He questioned. Sakura suddenly remembered the pictures that she was holding in her hand. "Sasuke's going to think that I stole these from him and he'll get mad! I can't let him see them!" She quickly hid the photos behind her before Sasuke's peering eyes could see. "It's nothing Sasuke!" She yelped out. Sasuke raised his eyebrow skeptically. "You're hiding something." She inwardly snorted. "Doi! I'm hiding something! How stupid can you get!?" "…I'm not hiding something Sasuke!" She plastered a huge fake smile on. Sasuke narrowed his eyes. Her eyebrow twitched ever so slightly. He narrowed his eyes even more. "Great now he's mad at me…"

Sasuke started to lean in closer to get a glance at what was behind her back. Sakura, thinking that he was going to try and seduce her into giving him the photos, skittered away from him. Sasuke looked at her in confusion and crawled closer to her. She skittered away like a pink spider. This time he stood up and started to walk towards her. She leapt up, broke one of the windows and jumped out quickly. He stared after her. "Sakura, what the hell are you doing!?" Sakura blinked at him from a nearby branch. "I'm trying to keep away from you." He crossed his arms. "And why would you want to do that?"

"You will kill me when you find out that I have Itachi pictures of him with honey on his head that you gave to me when you were acting weird!" She quickly blurted out. Sasuke twitched. "Where did you get those from?" Sakura looked around desperately, "You! You gave them to me!" She finally proclaimed, pointing rapidly at Sasuke with her index finger. He blinked. "Okay then." Sakura's eyes widened in surprise. "EHH!? IT'S OKAY WITH YOU!?" He nodded slowly.

"Oh-okay then… I'm coming back to the room…" Sakura leapt off the tree branch and into the nearly demolished room, Sasuke snatching back the pictures the second she got back. "What the-?" "Just because I didn't mind doesn't mean that you can have my pictures." Sasuke stated matter-of-factly, walking to his blue bag lying on the floor. Sakura just stared blankly at him. He pulled out one of his custom made blue Uchiha collared t-shirt, white shorts, a lot of bandages, his arm guards, and what looked like two very fat and thick circular cloths. "Do you really need that much clothing? I mean it's summer here and not winter in the snow country."

He stared blankly at her, "I always wear this much. These bandages are for my leg guards, and these cloths are the bands at the top and bottom. These arm guards are for my… arms… I have to wear something to cover my top and something for my bottom and that's where my t-shirt and shorts come in…" "I think that's the most you're spoken in a calm matter." "Shut up." He muttered, untying his obi and removing his kimono, leaving him in his boxers when he proceeded to dress himself. "Uchiha's sure meticulous, not a single loose bandage anywhere."

"Done. Now lets go out to see if anyone will rea-ack! GAH! Sa-Sakura! Let go of my collar! You're cho-choking me…!!" Sakura released Sasuke's collar and he dropped to the floor, rubbing his neck and panting for air. "What… the… hell… was that… for…!?" Sakura sighed at the glaring Uchiha on the ground, went over to her bag, pulled out a mirror and pushed it in front of his face. "Have a good look at yourself Minor-boy, or should I say Minor-girl." Sasuke wordlessly took the mirror from her hands and examined himself.

Five seconds later, he was gone, in the bathroom practically scrubbing his face off. Water splashed onto the floor and he groped around blindly for a towel, unable to find one after minutes of searching, he opted for wiping his face on his collar. "Well that was kind of unexpected…" "I refuse to go outside with any trace of any kind of feminine product, no matter how unnoticeable." He started heading for the door of the room, his left hand already on the knob when Sakura spoke.

"Uchiha, you're not going outside yet." Sasuke turned around, raising his eyebrow quizzically. "And why is that? I'm a person, and laws state that all persons have free will. Therefore you cannot keep me here against my will." She looked at him oddly. "What's with you and sounding so smart today?" He blinked and shrugged. "I don't know. But whatever, why are you so intent on keeping me there?" She gave a confident smirk. "The mission starts now." In an instant, his eyes to lighten up with the prospect of a mission. "Typical Sasuke, so excited over a mission or just fighting in general." She thought, pulling out a scroll from her bag.

Sasuke was secretly rejoicing in his head. "Mission, mission, mission! Mission, mission, mission…! Oh thank the sweet baby among us!! Mission, mission, mission! Mission, mission, mission…! Happy sparky glorious day! Tonight, I must perform the secret tomato prayer to assure success on this very wonderful mission!" "Ahem, I'm assuming that you're done celebrating over the fact that you have a mission Uchiha?" Sasuke quickly stopped all the rejoicing in his head and looked at Sakura sharply. She gave a thin lipped smile and opened the scroll, smoothing it out on the floor. "Our mission is to retrieve something Sunagakure." "Why didn't you mention that earlier!? While we were running, WE PASSED SUNAGAKURE!" Sasuke literally roared. "Sasuke, can we handle this matter in a CALM MATTER!?"

"Well yelling at me is not a "calm matter" Sakura!"

"I'm just defending myself!"

"IS POPPING MY EARDRUM PART OF DEFENDING YOURSELF!?"

"NO BUT I COULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

"No you can't."

"Yes I can."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"…"

"Yes."

"…I didn't say anything."

"…Dammit…"

Sasuke took this chance to scan the scroll.

Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, your mission is to retrieve a scroll from the honorable Sunagakure village. There will be high security and the scroll will be kept in a room guarded by many nin. The Kazekage does not know anything about the scroll or its whereabouts. I however, can tell you that the scroll is being held at a small cottage at the end of town. I have also arraigned living quarters for you at the "Kuroi Ai Inn" in the center of town. Leave all your weapons as I have prepared you with many there.

I wish you good luck on this A ranked mission.

-Tsunade

P.S. Sakura, don't let Sasuke see this scroll until you guys get to the Town of the Hidden Stone.

He was twitching, very badly. "Don't let Sasuke see this scroll huh? DOES NO ONE TRUST ME ANYMORE!? IT'S BEEN TWO FREAKING YEARS SINCE I CAME BACK FROM SOUND!" "Kuroi Ai Inn huh? That's an interesting place that Tsunade chose." He snapped his vision back to Sakura, who was sitting on the floor reading the scroll with a faint blush. "What's so interesting about it?" He questioned.

Sakura's blush increased tenfold. "Well you see… Kuroi Ai Inn is a very famous…" Her voice trailed off. "A very famous what? Meeting place for S-Ranked criminals? Yakuza?" She shook her head. "A very famous love hotel."

"Okay then we'll go to this- wait a minute. Did you just say LOVE HOTEL!?"