CANCELLED- chapter 8.
-I didn't update for a while because I lost interest. It turned out 4 people or so were reading this so I guess I should probably update it-
Hank drove the black van to the Arlen park public restrooms. It was late at night. Stuffed into the Van with him was his son and Wife, Luanne and Lucky, Kahn, Minh and Connie and a smelly depressed Bill.
"Almost there" Hank said quietly.
He pulled into the parking lot. A few minutes passed. Hank began to sweat. His sweat got caught up around his glasses.
"Can you open the window? Bill Dauterive smells like dead redneck" Kahn said angrily.
"No!" hank said. He looked in the mirror. A black Van pulled into the parking lot and moved beside them.
Hank began to sweat even more.
What if Dale had been caught picking up his family?
What if Fox knew about the meeting?
What if Seth MacFarlane was inside the van?
The Van beside them flashed its headlights twice.
Hank flashed his lights twice.
The window rolled down.
It was Dale and Nancy sitting in the front seat.
"Hank!" Dale called out.
"Dale!" Hank replied.
Hank got out of the van.
"You got everyone?" Dale asked.
Hank knodded.
"Good"
"Hey Rednecks! Can we get out now!" Kahn called.
Dale nodded. The Van door slid open and everyone poured out.
"So why are we here? Whats the point of this?" Kahn demanded angrily.
"I was having a nice sleep before Hank showed up" Lucky added in a neutral tone of voice.
"Well... its sort of hard to explain" Hank began.
"Hank, let me explain it" Dale said.
A man climbed out of the van.
"This is Angry Pat" Dale said.
"Hi" Said Angry Pat.
"Anyways, As you may or may not know, Seth MacFarlane is trying to take over and destroy Arlen to create space for something terrible, and has been attacking minor characters, locations and is slowly building up for an ultimate attack on Hank Hill. Tonight, he will be personally attacking each home on Rainey Street, which he will find is all empty of plot significant characters."
Everyone stared in disbelief at Dale.
Hank tried giving an expression that said "I know it's crazy, but he's right"
Dale continued "So my plan is to escape Arlen tomorrow early morning and flee to all different parts of North America, and maybe even Canada, anywhere where the location is out of character so to stop Seth MacFarlane from finding us"
Everyone looked around nervously. This seemed pretty radical.
"So we just going to drive to Canada all cramped inside these little Vans?" Kahn asked angrily.
"No" Dale said, lighting a cigarette.
He blew out a buff of smoke. "We're going to hit the Fox Broadcasting community Garage, where they keep a variety of vehicles that should keep us undetected during our escape"
"We're just going to walk in and steal some cars?" Kahn asked in disbelief.
"This seems like it could go wrong in a lot of ways, we're going to need something to fight them with" Lucky said.
"I got that covered, Angry Pat, show em" Dale said.
Angry Pat grinned as he pulled out a large trunk. He opened the lid. Inside the trunk we're several high caliber rifles, assault rifles, shot guns and pistols.
Lucky and Dale grinned. Hank and Bill looked at each other uncomfortably.
Kahn reached in and pulled out a pistol.
"Lets shoot em up" He said, uncharacteristically.
Bland Bob the night guard walked through the Fox vehicle storage parking lot. It looked like it would be a beautiful morning in a few hours.
He whistled a tune as he walked.
In the distance, he heard a loud squealing sound. He looked. Two Black Vans drove straight at the fence.
"Holy SH-! " He yelled, jumping to the side as the first Van smashed right through the fence.
The brakes in both vans made a loud noise as they both screeched to a halt.
Bland Bob grabbed his walkie-Talkie, "CODE NINE, CODE NINE, INTRUDERS AT THE COMMUNAL GARAGE , SEND REINFORCEMENTS- ARGHHH!"
His whole body began to convulse. His face began to bubble and reform into Seth MacFarlane's face.
The two Vans opened. Hank , Bill , Lucky and Kahn jumped out of the first one. Dale, John Redcorn and Angry Pat climbed out of the other.
"He's ripping off the matrix!" Dale yelled, Shooting at Bland Bob. All seven men turned and fired, blowing away Bland Bob mid transformation.
"Did we kill him?" Bill asked.
"No, He might be aware of us though, come on , we have to hurry!" Dale shouted. They ran to the maintenance building. Lucky shot down the door with his shot gun.
they rushed the room. One man was there, dressed in black , with black sunglasses. Dale and Angry Pat blew him away just as he reached for his gun.
"Not Today!" Dale shouted.
Bill grabbed the Key bin.
"Which Keys do we take!" Bill screamed. The 7 men looked inside the bin. Each Key had a tag attached. They all smiled.
Five minutes later, A convoy of black vehicles was driving down the road, escaping Arlen.
In the lead was Hank, in a huge Big Rig, with Peggy and Bobby inside with him. Dale followed in the reformatted Dead Bug Van. He sat on the roof with a sniper Rifle in his hand, as John Redcorn drove.
Kahn, Minh and Conie all sat in a large Hummer, following Dale's Van. Trailing them was Lucky and Luanne in a Big Black Pickup Truck, Angry Pat in a generic sports car.
In the back was Bill, driving a fully armored and suited up KILLDOZER.
"I'M the BILLDOZER!" Bill said into the radio.
"I hear you Bill" Hank replied.
"Shut up Redneck" Kahn said.
"Well, I guess we made it" Hank said happily. They were going to escape Arlen all together.
Dales Dead bug Van drove up beside Hank. The road was suspiciously empty.
"Hank, we ain't through this yet" Dale said.
"What do you mean?" Hank asked.
"Look ahead" Dale said.
Up ahead in the distance, was a roadblock of Fox News Broadcast Vans.
"They're ready for us"