CANCELLED... CHAPTER 9
-Some bullshit before the story-
I kept getting messages from people saying they liked the story for some reason and wanted me to finish it, so I'm sorry, but I had a lot on my plate and all this stuff and...uh... well actually school started and then Skyrim came out.
anyways, Here's the next chapter, it'll probably be a long one. I'll try not to let the quality decline immensely.
Chapter 9
Hank tensely gripped the steering wheel.
The roadblock drew closer and closer.
"Uncle Hank, I'm scared!" Luanne cried out through the radio.
"everyone stay calm, we can do this" Hank said.
The Fox News vans had a solid line blocking the road. They didn't intend to move.
"Hank, they're not moving" Peggy whispered.
Hank sped up.
"Hank, They're not moving!" Peggy shouted.
"Dad! What are you doing!" Bobby screamed.
The convoy got closer and closer.
They were seconds away.
They would collide in an instant.
"NOW!" Hank shouted into the radio.
He steered the Big Rig to the side as the KILLDOZER sped by, taking the lead. Bill smashed through the Fox News vans, sending them flying out of the way.
The convoy drove through the broken roadblock.
They were clear.
"We made it!, god damn it, we made it!" Hank shouted in the radio. He heard cheering as every vehicle spoke into their radios at once, each surviving character from Rainey street cheered.
They were going to make it.
They were free.
"We're free" Hank said to his family, a tear in his eye.
"Sir, they've broken through the road block" A man in a black suit said.
"Idiots"
"What do you want us to do? Do we let them go?" The man in the black suit asked.
"I'm going in"
Seth MacFarlane chuckled.
The convoy continued down the country road.
Fifteen minutes away from the roadblock. They were making it.
Kahn's hummer drove up in front beside the Big rig. Bobby and connie made faces at each other through the car windows, laughing at each other.
Hank felt so happy he didn't even feel disappointment from his son's silly actions.
"Hank, this is Dale, do you copy?"
Hank picked up his speaker, "I copy, Dale, what is it?"
"We're being followed"
Hank looked at the car mirror.
"I don't see anything other than us"
"There's a helicopter coming after us" Dale replied.
"Helicopter..?" Hank asked.
Peggy looked at him, puzzled.
"It's off in the distance, but its coming our way, I'm sure of it" Dale replied.
"Peggy, do you see a helicopter out there?" Hank asked his wife.
Peggy looked out the window.
"I think I do, I don't know, I'm sure Dale's just being paranoid, they would have came after us by now" Peggy said.
In the distance was a small black helicopter.
Hank focused on driving the truck.
Outside, on the Dale's Dead Bug van, Dale loaded his sniper rifle while keeping an eye out on the helicopter.
Inside the generic sports car, Pat the mercenary lit up a cigarette while driving. He wasn't really sure what his purpose with this group of people was.
He did not really fit in with any of them, he had very little to say, and very little to his character. He didn't even remember how he got to this point.
He messed around with his rear view mirror and wondered if FOX would be after him.
Technically, he wasn't even part of this group of characters. Softly, in the distance, he heard the sound of helicopter blades.
The crazy man who hired him was reloading a sniper rifle. Pat wondered why he was still sitting on top of the Dead Bug Van.
Then the crazy man did something unexpected, and fired the sniper rifle into the distance.
"What the hell?" Pat asked out loud.
The radio crackled "Dale, what are you shooting at?" someone shouted. Henry or Hank or whats his face shouted.
Pat wasn't sure who.
A moment later, bullets shredded through the roof of the sports cars, shattering the back window and tearing up the seats.
Pat was riddled with bullets, blood splattered across the front windshield. His final action was to involuntarily slam his foot on the gas pedal as he lost bowel and bladder control.
Dale shot again at the Helicopter, which had gotten incredibly close to the convoy in a matter of seconds. A man in black was holding a large machine gun and opening fire on the convoy.
He had the helicopter gunner right in his sights when the sports car rear ended the Dead Bug Van, knocking Dale off his balance. The Van swerved as the sports car accelarated off the road and crashed into a large rock, somehow exploding.
Dale managed to grab onto the roof at the last moment before falling off, but his sniper rifle was gone.
The radio channel quickly filled up with screams and shouts.
"What's going on! Whats happening out there!" Hank shouted into the speaker, but his questions was unheard through the panicked shouts.
The convoy lost its formation as everyone sped up to get away from the helicopter.
The gunner shot at the Dead Bug Van, piercing holes through the roof, but not hitting Dale.
Then he changed targets, hitting the pickup truck.
"Lucky! Do something!" Luanne screamed as bullets hit the back pickup and a few smashed through the roof.
Lucky twisted the steering wheel, trying to dodge the bullets. Some of them pierced through the hood of the truck, sending out steam and smoke that blocked Lucky's view.
"I can't see!" He shouted , hitting the gas while randomly steering the truck.
the pickup truck drove off the road. A stray bullet hit the radio, breaking it.
Lucky managed to see clearly for a moment just to see a large rock up ahead. He hit the brakes but still collided with the rock.
"Hank! Luanne's been knocked off the road! HANK!" Peggy screamed over top of Bobby crying in the backseat.
"Shut up Peggy, I'm trying to concentrate!" Hank shouted.
Peggy grabbed the mic for the radio and shouted " Luanne! Lucky! Do you hear me! Are you still alive!"
There was no reply from either of them.
The helicopter gunner focused his fire onto the armored bulldozer next, which had slightly fallen behind the rest of the convoy.
Bill squealed like a little girl as bullets ricochet off the armored KILLDOZER. They sounded like hale from inside the armored hull.
"Don't you try to kill me! You can't stop the BILLDOZER!" Bill shouted at the helicopter.
The gunner could not pierce through the armored bulldozer.
"Sir, the bulldozer's too strong!" the gunner shouted to the other man sitting in the helicopter.
"You Fool! Take out the Big Rig!" The other man ordered.
The helicopter accelerated, matching the Big Rigs speed. The gunner took aim.
Dale finally managed to climb back onto the roof of the Dale's Dead Bug Van. He looked ahead and saw the helicopter. the gunner was aiming at Hank.
"No! Not Hank!" Dale shouted. the reached for his sniper rifle, but it was way down the road, unreachable. Dale remembered the handgun around his ankle. He pulled it out and shot wildly at the gunner just as the gunner opened fire at the Big Rig.
bullets pierced through the cabin roof.
"Dad!" Bobby screamed, covering his head with his hands as bullets shredded holes through the ceiling.
"Bobby! Peggy screamed back. Then the bullets stopped. The gunner fell from the helicopter, taking the machine gun with him, with multiple bullet holes in his gut.
Dale smiled, his handgun out of ammo.
Peggy hugged Bobby.
"He's alright , Hank!" She shouted.
Hank smiled. he reached for the radio mic "Alright, we gotta get out of here fast, there's gotta be some way to take down this helicopter!"
Inside the helicopter...
"Well, you know what they say, if you want the job done right..." Seth MacFarlane stood up and looked through the open door at the convoy.
"Do it yourself!" He jumped out of the helicopter and landed on top of Kahn's Hummer.
"What the hell! get off my car!" Kahn shouted, looking up.
"Who stupid enough to jump from helicopter?" Minh asked.
Seth MacFarlane wasted no time. He punched the roof of the car and ripped out a large strip from the roof.
"Get off my car!" Kahn shouted, looking up at Seth.
Seth MacFarlane merely smiled, and then jabbed the strip of the car through the windshield, impaling and killing Minh.
"MINH! NO!, YOU REDNECK!" Kahn shouted. He grabbed the handgun sitting on the dash and opened fire at Seth. He dodged them with ease and laughed, before ripping out another strip of the roof.
"Connie! Jump into the Big rig!" Hank's voice ordered through the radio.
Connie looked out the window to see the Big rig passenger door open, with Bobby waving at her to get on.
She looked back at her Dad, who continued to shoot wildly at Seth MacFarlane.
She took a deep breathe, and opened the hummer door.
Wind whipped her face and almost made her lose balance.
"JUMP!" Bobby shouted.
Connie jumped forward, reaching out for Bobby's hand just as Seth MacFarlane impaled Kahn.
Bobby grabbed her, but lost balance.
before he fell out, Peggy pulled them both in, just as Kahn's hummer lost control and drove off the road, flipping over and exploding.
"Did we get him! Where's Seth!" Hank shouted into the radio.
"HAANNNNNNNK! HE'S ON THE BIG RIG!" Bill screamed through the radio.
All four big rig passengers looked up to see Seth MacFarlane rip out a piece of the roof.
He smiled down at them, then looked away.
Dale pointed his handgun at the monster on the big rig and shot, but the gun only clicked. No ammo.
Seth MacFarlane threw the roof strip of the big rig like a spear.
Dale closed his eyes and looked away, expecting the feeling of impalement.
It did not come.
Inside the van, Nancy screamed as the strip of metal smashed through the windshield and impaled John Redcorn.
His last words were "augh".
"John Redcorn! No!" Nancy screamed, wrapping her arms around the dead Indian.
"The steering wheel!" Joseph shouted, reaching forward and trying to take some control. He could not, and the Dead Bug Van took a sharp turn and flipped over, sending Dale flying.
Seth MacFarlane laughed, and turned his focus to the big rig.
"He's got Dale! Dale's gone!" Bill sobbed through the radio.
Hank couldn't quite understand him.
"repeat!" Hank shouted back.
"LOOK OUT!"
Two hands smashed through the windshield and grabbed Hank, pulling him out onto the hood of the big rig.
Seth MacFarlane stood there, looking down on Hank.
"You've been a difficult one to deal with" He said with a sneer on his face.
"But I will dominate animation" He said.
"NO!" Hank shouted, kicking Seth MacFarlane in the testicles.
"Get him Dad!" Bobby shouted from inside the truck. Peggy had quickly grabbed the wheel, steering the truck.
Hank climbed to his feet and received a heavy dose of punches to the face and gut.
He put his arms up to guard himself, but Seth MacFarlane did not back down.
"Gotta ... get a... punch in" Hank thought to himself. He saw an opportunity, and delivered his own series of raw fists to Seth MacFarlane.
The two men battled it out with their fists on the hood of the truck.
Hank managed to get a lucky shot to the side of his face, knocking him down.
Seth MacFarlane tried getting up, but Hank pinned him down and began beaten his face in.
"I'M. GOING. TO. KICK. YOUR. ASS!" Hank shouted, turning Seth MacFarlane's face into pulp.
But after each blow was delivered, the bruising would heal instantly. Seth MacFarlanes face constantly rehealed itself.
"Why won't you die!" Hank screamed.
Seth MacFarlane merely laughed. His teeth would be knocked out, but then a new tooth would replace which ever was lost.
He then poked Hank in the eyes.
Hank lost his hold on him, and Seth MacFarlane quickly pushed him off and got up.
He was on his knees, Seth MacFarlane had him in a bad spot. He saw Peggy, Bobby and Connie inside the truck, each with a panic stricken expression. And a large rifle.
"Bobby! shoot him!"
"SHOOT WHO?" Bobby screamed.
"Seth MacFarlane!" Hank screamed. Then he looked up. And he saw himself standing over him, looking down on him.
"Son, shoot him!" The other Hank ordered.
"NO!" Hank yelled, jumping to his feet.
The two Hanks fought it out. Peggy, Bobby and Connie quickly lost any chance of remembering which Hank was which. It was as if Seth MacFarlane had weakened himself to blend in easier. Both Hanks became bruised up pretty fast. Seth MacFarlane Hank would not heal himself. It was impossible to tell. Both Hanks had lost their glasses in the fight. Both Hank's had broken noses. Even Bill couldn't tell who was his friend and who was the impostor.
One Hank kicked the other in the ass. Unharmed, the other hank delivered a knock down punch, sending the Hank to the hood of the truck.
"Bobby, Son, shoot him!" The dominant Hank ordered.
"No son, its me! Don't do it!" The knocked down Hank cried out.
Bobby held up the rifle and aimed, his eyes wide with fear.
"Shoot him!" Both Hanks shouted, pointing at each other.
Bobby pulled the trigger.
The rifle shot.
It hit the dominant Hank in the face, blasting apart his skull and sending brain matter and blood everywhere. The decapitated dominant Hank fell backwards off the hood of the truck.
"Bobby! You did it! How did you know?" The surviving Hank shouted.
"My Dad has diminished glutes! I knew you were the real one when you kicked him and it did nothing!" Bobby shouted happily.
Hank blushed. "Well... good on you... son" He said embarrassed.
"Hank! Get into the truck!" Peggy demanded.
Hank crawled his way into the truck, but something grabbed his legs.
"OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!" Bobby and Connie screamed.
Hank turned around. A headless body with a tucked in white T-shirt and blue jeans had grabbed Hanks leg. It was climbing onto the hood!
Hank tried kicking at it "GET IT OFF ME!" He shouted.
"I WILL HAVE YOU!" An ethereal voice shouted.
Seth MacFarlane face appeared on the white shirt of the headless fake Hank.
"I WILL HAVE YOU!"
Hank Kicked at it but couldn't get it off.
Bobby reloaded the rifle and shot at its arm, blasting off its hand and grip on Hank.
"I WILL HAVE YOU!" The shirt shouted one more time, before Peggy grabbed Hank's hand and hit the brakes.
Inertia sent the headless Hank flying forward. Hank almost went with it, but Peggy managed to hold onto him. He climbed into the truck.
"Lets end this" Peggy said, hitting the gas pedal and speeding towards the headless Hank with Seth MacFarlane face shirt.
It screamed at them as the truck hit it, splattering it on the front and running over what remained solid.
Hank and Peggy smiled at each other. They had done it.
They had stopped it.
Or so they though, until they heard on the radio "HANK! PEGGY! HELP ME! IT'S TRYING TO... ARGH... NO!" Bill screamed through the radio.
"Bill! Whats wrong!" Hank shouted.
"HE'S... HE'S TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY BODY! I CAN'T FIGHT IT! HELP ME HANK!" Bills voice became very disjointed.
Hank looked through the side mirror to see Bill flailing around inside the KILLDOZER, his movements unnatural as he tried to fight possession. And he was losing.
"This body is ... weak... but it will do... for now" a sinister voice came through the radio.
"He's possessing Bill!" Hank shouted.
"We've got another problem , look!" Peggy pointed forward.
The four of them looked down the road.
A large truck, blocking the entire road, was headed in their direction. It was much larger than the Big Rig, and on the front was a picture of a face.
A cartoon African American, with short black hair, a black mustache, was smiling at the Hill's as the truck got closer and closer.
"I SHALL HAVE YOUR TIMESLOT!" The sinister voice repeated through the radio.
"Hank! We can't do anything! We're trapped!" Peggy screamed, as the oncoming truck raced towards them and the KILLDOZER followed closely behind.
Hank looked around for a solution. He could not see one. They were going to die.
"Now... I'm not much for emotional stuff, but I... I just want you all to know...-" The radio cut him, "THIS IS BILL! I'VE RETAKEN CONTROL AND I'M STOPPING THIS NOW! HANK, YOU WERE A GOOD FRIEND, PEGGY, I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU, I'M THE BILLDOZER!"
"BILL! What are you doing! NO! BILL!" Hank shouted back to the radio, but bill had turned his off, creating radio silence for the first time in the convoy.
The KILLDOZER drove alongside them.
Bill flipped a switch inside the KILLDOZER, titled "BOOST"
Nitrous Oxide sent the KILLDOZER into overdrive, as it sped forward to meet the oncoming truck.
"I'M THE BILLDOZER!" Bill shouted, just as Seth MacFarlane returned to retake Bill's body.
The KILLDOZER sped forward and collided with the oncoming truck, creating a massive explosion, and destroying both vehicles.
Peggy steered the big rig of the road to get out of the way as the air heated up from the fiery destruction.
A shock wave erupted from the collision, hitting the Big Rig.
The side of it was lifted up, then it gained air.
Hank felt himself floating in the air as the world seemed to slow down. The contents of the truck flew by him in slow motion. He saw Bobby and Connie hug, Peggy reaching out for him with terror in her eyes. He saw outside the truck, an empty road and an empty wasteland and debris and fire fly by him.
Then the truck hit the ground and rolled. He was flung along with it.
He could see nothing. He felt pain everywhere. Bruises, lacerations, bleeding, broken bones.
He found himself face down in the dirt.
Hank looked up. He had been flung through the shattered windshield. Glass was everywhere. The big rig had stopped rolling, and was on its side behind him.
He twisted his head to see, but Peggy, Bobby and Connie were nowhere to be seen. The bits of glass that had stayed on the windshield had blood. There was speckles of blood in the sand. It hurt Hank to look backwards.
He tried to get up, but it hurt to much. He could only reach forward with his right arm, which hurt, but was not broken.
His other limbs were not so lucky.
"...Peg... Peggy?" He called out, but his throat hurt too much.
It was too hot outside. He tried to drag himself along, but it was too hot.
The sun reflected off a piece of glass in front of him. It shone into his eyes and hurt,
He heard a voice inside his head.
"I have your time"
END
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