The Apocaylpse With Edge
The camera was a small camcorder, and Edge was huddled in his basement.
"This might be my last show of Spending Holidays With Edge", he said.
"There's three more minutes till the Apocaylpse, the special guest is this dead rat I found in my basement".
Edge picks up the rat and Spears it.
"That's for pooping in my M&Ms!", he yelled. "That was a bad day, I thought the droppings were M&Ms".
"There's no song today, because I sold my iPod on eBay".
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To be continued...