It's A Boob Reference
PROMPT 70: 67%
SUBJECT: Presea says some crap. Then I wrote this dialogue. Ya'll get the awesome joy of figuring out who says what, because I'm a lazy dick!
WC: 131
"There is a sixty-seven percent chance of failure on this mission."
"And sixty-seven percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. You're just so full of math, Rosebud. You should retire, become a calculator!"
"I'm not a calculator, Zelos. I'm simply adept at discerning probabilities."
"I don't buy it – there's no way you came up with all that right then. You're making that shit up, I just know it."
"What's all this now?"
"Oh, nothing Jubblies! You're looking especially lovely today, might I add. Hee hee!"
"W-what? Who are you talking to?"
"My two best friends! Oh, and you too, Sheena."
"Argh! You—"
". . . There is a ninety-seven percent chance that Zelos is about to be slapped by Sheena."
"Okay, now that, I can buy."
SLAP.