Me:I'm bored and my step sis is bitching at my mom and step dad :/ again..
Iggy:-sigh-
Gir:HELP ME the penguins are holding me and my imaginary rainbow kangaroo hostage in a sock please help and shh don't tell them I told you and watch for ninja slug!
Everyone:O_O
-My friend Matt randomly walks in-
Matt:The snail!...-leaves-
Me:0-o Well that was random..
Brandi(my twinny):For Christmas Santa got me a white jacket with silver buckles and it lets me hug myself! :3
Me:-pats on the back-Good for you twinny...Who knows maybe you'll get a white paded cel- I mean room for your bday...heh...
Iggy:...
Jake:...
Gir:...
Me:...
2 Days Later
Me and Iggy:-tied up, duct tape over mouths and locked in a closet-
Invader Zim:MWAHAHAHAHA!Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies!
Gir:I'm gonna sing the Doom Song on the way there!-walks away singing"Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doomy doom doom doom doom doom doom doom-"yea get the idea...-
Zim:e_O GIR! STOP SINGING! IM TRYING TO TAKE OVER THIS LITTLE CHAT THINGY!
Dib:YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH T ZIM!
Zim:Oh really? Well you got a big head!
Gaz:Your vocies are making me sick -.-
Dib:YOUR NOT EVEN AN INVADER, ZIM!
Zim: O: But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!
Dib:I can ignore what ever I want!
Zim:Yeah? Well...Um...GIR!
Gir:-stops singing and runs to Zims side- GIR, reporting for duty!
Zim:ATTACK THE EARTH SCUM!-To self- Maybe he's not such a bad evil minion after all...
Gir:Ok!-runs at Dib and pokes him in the eye-
Dib:IM BLIND!NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Zim:MWAHAHAHAHA THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!
Meanwhile in the closet
Me:HHHUUUUMMMMMMAAAAAA AAHHHHHMMMA-Duct tape over his mouth-
Iggy:HHHEEPPPP PPUSS-Has a sock in his mouth-
Now back with Zim and them
Gir:I wanna be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?
Zim: T~T No Gir. You can not.
Gir:D'aw...
Dib:I still dont get I'm the only one who gets that your not human...I mean look at you! Your green! You have NO ears!And you dont have a nose! how do you breath anyway?...
Zim:O_o I would tell you but then I'd have to kill...THE WORLD!MWAHAHAH MWAHAHAH -Starts choking-
Dib:Look Whos laughing now!
Gir:-On the roof. Falls.-Hi floor! Make me a sammich!
Dib:Your a very very wierd little robot, ya know that right?
Gir:YEPPERZ! ^_^
-After hours for random stuff involving Tuna, big heads, a pig, and the end of the world-
Jake:-Walks thro the door-I'm home!
Zim, Gir, Dib, and Gaz:-Creep in on Jake cornering him-Weve been waiting for you...
R&R?