Author's Note: here you go ch. 2 of Fred & Freddie, i hope you guys like it, if you don't, let me know. if you do, let me know. this isn't my favorite story, but I'm gonna try and finish it.
Chapter 2:
The school day had ended and Freddie sits in the Shay's apartment. He's sitting on the couch, half watching an episode of Girly Cow, he tells Sam and Carly that he doesn't likes the show, but secretly he does. However, this secret enjoyment wasn't his chief concern at the moment. Sam has been out all day with Fred, this new guy who can stand up to her and go out for tacos during school. Freddie had loved Sam for some time, he wasn't stupid, he knew what he was feeling, at first it was teenage hormones sexualizing the beautiful blonde, but over time it became more than a fantasy, and lust turned to love. But now, she was out with a boy he was convinced was a bad influence. Anyone that can stand up to a Puckett and wants to skip school isn't good.
"Where is she?" Carly asks while pacing behind the couch, as she had been for the better part of forty-five minutes.
"Who?" Freddie asks stupidly as he returns from his thoughts.
"Sam, haven't you been listening?" she snaps at him and he flinches slightly at her tone. "She's gonna be late, and she promised that she would be on time today."
"Well, how long does she have before she's late?" Freddie asks.
"Twenty minutes before she needs to be here." Carly says, glancing at her watch. Freddie looks at her with a look that could only mean 'Really? Twenty minutes and your freaking out?' But before he could voice these thoughts, the door flies open and Sam stumbles in with Fred right at her side. The two were laughing like it was nobody's business. They walk in, straiten up and Sam immediately walks over to the fridge and begins rummaging for food. Fred just stands there and stares at her.
"Fascinating, twenty tacos, three smoothies and a whole chicken and she's still going to eat more." He says while watching her eating the ham with her head still in the fridge. While Fred watches her eat fascinated, Freddie stares at something else. He couldn't tear his eyes away from the perfectly round ass bobbing up and down as Sam continues her fridge adventure. Fred manages to look away long enough and sees Freddie drooling over the blonde, while still sitting on the couch. Fred walks over to the front of the couch and squats down in front of Freddie, who doesn't notice, as his eyes are busy undressing a certain someone. He clears his throat loudly and Freddie's attention snaps over to him immediately. Freddie looks at Fred with a look of shock, that he had gotten so close without him noticing, and horror, that he may have discovered his secret love for Sam. Fred just looks at him then over at Sam's round rear, then back at Freddie.
"More into brunettes myself." He says quietly breaking the silence, then stands up straight and looks over at Sam again. "But she could make me go for blondes, I see she already got you." Then he walks around the couch toward the stairs. Freddie sits there speechless; worried that Fred knew his secret. Would he tell Sam, or would he stay silent. He had to know. He walks over to Fred, who is talking to Carly about where he'd be sitting during the iCarly.
"Excuse me, I need to talk to Fred." Freddie quickly explains to Carly, then grabs Fred by the arm and drags him upstairs. Freddie doesn't let go of him until they reach the studio.
"What's up?" Fred asks curiously.
"I need to talk to you about what happened at the couch." Freddie explains. Fred's look changes from one of curiosity to one of understanding.
"Ooooooh." He says dragging out the "o". "You mean when you were starring at Sam's ass like Sam stares at food."
"I was not." Freddie tries to defend himself.
"Sure, you were staring lustily at the microwave, not the flat girl butt."
"Sam's butt isn't flat." Freddie scoffs at him, and then realizes he fell for Fred's trap. Fred smirks at him.
"You're right, it's perfectly round. You would know judging by how much you were starring at it earlier. God, you must have it memorized by now."
"You don't understand, I love her." Freddie explains
"I'd say you wanted to do way more than love her." Fred jokes.
"No really, I love her." Freddie says. Fred's face goes from joking to confused to serious.
"You really love her don't you?" Fred asks, no hint of joking in his voice.
"Yeah, I really do." Freddie responds almost inaudibly. Fred's face breaks out in a smile.
"Good, I'll get right on it." He says then walks out of the room and down the stairs. Freddie stands there and again is speechless. Finally he finds his voice, but it's too late, Fred's gone downstairs.
"Get right on what?" he calls out to no one.
"And that is why you can't leave your pants out to dry." Carly yells and throws away the ripped and scorched pair of jeans.
"Now, a few of you may have noticed that we have a new person sitting in the car today." Sam says, gesturing over at Fred.
"His name's Fred and he's new at our school." Carly explains.
"He and I went on an adventure today and had a lot of fun." Sam tells the camera. At this point Fred gets out of the car and joins the girls in front of the camera.
"Today, after Sam and I had a taco eating contest-"
"That I won!" Sam interrupts.
"Anyway," Fred continues, "After the contest, we were walking away from the restaurant and I wasn't feeling too good."
"So he went into an alley to puke." Sam adds.
"Yes, I went into an alley to puke and I accidentally vomited on a homeless person napping next to a dumpster."
"He got very mad and started to chase Fred." Sam continues.
"And I ran toward Sam, who also ran away from the puke covered homeless man. As we were running we crossed a cross walk as it turned red, so we thought the homeless man was trapped on the other side of the road. But he wasn't about to let us get away."
"He ran into oncoming traffic." Sam explains happily.
"And was hit by a bus full of elderly." Fred finishes.
"It's all true, it's too stupid to make up." Sam says after the story is ended. "Next on iCarly we're going to shave Freddie's-" Sam is interrupted by the lights flickering, then shutting off then coming back on.
"Freddie what's going on?" Carly asks confused.
"I don't know. Nothing's got power, we're not connected, we're down." Freddie says while checking his equipment.
"Do you guys have a fuse box up here?" Fred asks calmly.
"Over there, behind the Car." Carly points. Fred walks over to it, opens it and flips a switch down then up again.
"Working now?" he asks Freddie.
"No, not yet, I'm working on it." Freddie replies.
"Do you have a screwdriver I can borrow?" Fred asks, still not freaking out. Freddie tosses one to him and he catches it. Fred reaches in his pocket, pulls out a Pear Pod and tosses it to Carly. "Plug it into the speakers and play track 5."
"Why?" she asks confused.
"I like music while I work." Fred explains. Carly does as Fred says and plays track 5. 'What's My Age Again?' by Blink 182 begins to play. As it plays, Fred uses the screwdriver to take off the covering of the switch in the fuse box. He pulls out two wires, a blue one and a yellow one. He wraps the blue one around the screwdriver until he reaches the unprotected end of the wire. Quickly he pushes it onto the screwdriver with his thumb then pulls it back and shakes it around. The wire had shocked him. He then does the same with the yellow wire and again, it shocks him. "Just one more thing to do before we get power again." He says as the song ends.
"Well, why haven't you done it yet?" Sam asks.
"Because it's really gonna hurt." Fred says. Then slams the pointed end of the screwdriver into a socket. He jerks twice and lets out a yell. Then lets go of the screwdriver. He slumps down onto his knees and breathes loudly. Carly slowly walks over to him and puts her hand on his shoulder.
"Are you okay?" she asks quietly.
"Fine, check your equipment." He replies. Freddie looks at the screen and notices the picture is back.
"We're on, right now." Sam and Carly turn back to the camera.
"We're live right now?" Carly asks and Freddie nods in reply. "Well, sorry about those technical difficulties, but luckily we had Fred here, otherwise, we might not have got back on." Carly continues and at this point Fred stands up and looks at the camera. His hair is sticking almost straight up.
"What happened?" Sam asked.
"Oh, just some electrocution, nothing big." Fred says casually.
"Well, that's just about all the time we've got so-" Carly tries to sign off, but Fred interrupts her.
"Wait, Freddie, come out here." Freddie switches to B-cam and walks out with them. "Stick out your tongue." Fred says smiling and Freddie does. Fred quickly pokes his tongue with his index finger and Freddie jumps back and falls down onto his butt. "Electrocution can be fun." Fred says to the camera.
"Bye!" Sam says and waves at the camera while Carly hits the buttons to end the episode. Sam and Fred look down at Freddie still on the ground holding his tongue. "That was awesome." Sam says.
"Yeah." Fred adds.
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