Alois's Diary- A Lovely Day..

by ~Strike2000

Ole my cute little diary, daddy missed you SOOO much, I had to kiss you and give you a huuuuuuge cuddle! It feels like I havnt updated you about my life in forever, luckily I was going through some old crap to find you! You are one lucky little booklet yes you are! HAHA!

Ok, so, yesterday I had a FABITY FAB time with the PhatHives at the park (this is how I saw it haha!) :

As soon as we got there I decided to go bonking mad and jump onto Claudes shoulders and make him flap around like a headless chicken and make these really weird noises which made me laugh SO much I ended up choking on my own saliver, which then caught Ciel's attention and he stared at me with a horrid face and almost walked into a tree when I shouted out ''RIDE IT LIKE THE WIND!''. It made the his three servants laugh really hard and Bard almost swallowed his cigarette and Finny pat his back too hard and he dived face first into the grass wish his ass sticking up. How lovely it was of Meirin when she slapped it and he got up and chased her around the park with a huge red blush across his face. So embarrising. Finny looked dead after he was laughing so much. Then afterwards I decided to come and annoy Ciel who was just watching us from afar. He didnt seem too bad with all the madness going on. He wasnt really paying attention, he was just talking with Sebastian as he was trying so hard not to laugh. Then he whispered something to him, so I came over and asked what was so funny. Then he decided to take out a quitar and play some music...Very weird music...he sounded like he was in pain going ''OOOOOH ITS WHAT YOU DO TO MEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOH-'' and I couldnt take it anymore so I jumped in and started singing ''DONT YOU WISH YOUR BUTTLAR WAS HOT LIKE ME!'' Then he started singing LOUDER so I started going '' LET ME SAIL LET ME SAIL-'' next thing I knew I was tied to a tree that was ripped out of the ground. Then I herd these huge thumps shaking the ground. It was Pluto...bullocks...(However you spell it)

So, I was flung around like a woman doing the Dutty Whine. I just went along with it until Ciel told Pluto to stop and Sebastian untied me because it was time to eat.
The three servants felt sorry for me so I sat with them instead. They fed me and everything. I felt like a King! So I started playing along with the poor sad act like I was in pain, Sebastian was having Catnip Tequilla with Claude and they started doing some weird dancing entertaining people as they went by, I think they got drunk. Then I caught Ciel looking at me so I looked back and wink at him and licked my lips. And he just cut his eyes at me. Ass...But it was fun.

After that we made our way back to his house and Sebastian and Claude went upstairs...kinky...I sneaked up on them but they were just talking about make-up...LIKE WHAT THE BLOODY HELL? After that I went downstairs and saw Ciel with FinFin the boy on Steroids. They were crouched down and I herd Ciel say my name so I scared them. Oh happy days!

After that I went back inside and snoozed off for a bit. And then next thing I know I was at my house in my bed! Wow Im a deep sleeper.

Thats all for now I guess!

Now stop reading you shit-eating maggots! HAHHAHA!