www. epicfail. com/ 2011/ 04/ 23/ remix-win/ ... and now everything makes sense!

This might have some errors I'm super tired but I had to post it tonight! Sorry in advance!

◊MafiaFormers

Chapter 11

Judy and Ronald took everything Miles said pretty well, except for when Judy started threatening to attack Sector Seven with her metal bat, something Miles knew she'd do if given the chance. The only they knew was the sectors name and their boss Simmons who Ronald described as eccentric and slightly manic. Pre-warning his best friend parents again, Miles led them into the bigger room, exiting the hallway of cells. Barricade had located a large gurney and strapped his father's still lifeless body. He turned as the three humans entered the room giving Sam's parents brief bow.

"My designation is Barricade." He exclaimed politely.

Judy smiled brightly, tugging her husband's arm, leading him towards the mech and human, Miles trailing behind baffled Barricade even knew how to be polite. "Miles you led us to believe he was rude. This young man is perfectly polite." Judy chided Miles who ducked his head, muttering curses towards the alien.

Mech Barricade folded in on himself to his alt form as human Barricade opened the back doors. "It is true, I can be rude but never to my elders. My father would have stripped my aft."

"Kiss ass." Miles muttered as he rolled his eyes.

Judy chuckled fondly as she climbed in the back seat, Ronald patting Barricades shoulder as he followed his wife in. Shutting the door Barricade turned to find Miles already fiddling with the large trailer to hook it on the back of Barricade. With a triumphant yell he connected the hitch and gave Barricade a thumbs up to which the man returned a mock salute. They climbed in as the engine roared to life.

"How are we going to escape when we have no clue where we are? Not to mention theirs a giant robot being pulled around by a cop car. We'll defiantly be incognito!" Miles pointed out.

Barricade flashed Miles a cheeky grin as everyone's seat-belts buckled them in. Judy giggled in excitement as Ronald sighed heavily, only Miles looked panicked. He knew that look, and his stomach didn't like what followed.

"Hold on." Barricade called as the vehicle jerked forward and a neck-breaking speed.

"Oh Gods." Miles screamed over Judy and Ron's cries of excitement.

Sam glared out the window of the large helicopter as it lightly touched down on top of the Hoover damn. Bee silently sat beside him his chin to his chest and eyes glassy. Mikaela sat bythe other window her nails nervously tapping. Nobody wanted to approve the subject of last night. In front of the three teen sat two computer nerds. Well that's what Sam got from what they told him; Maggie the blonde worked for Secretary Keller doing Intel and apparently she intercepted a strange transmission which she was unable to decode, so she took it to Glenn the hefty black man besides her. From there they cracked the codes and found it was a transmission sent from the IP address of a Starscream to a Soundwave. Bumblebee mumbled both where Deceptions the sworn enemies of Autobots. No one questioned and thankfully Glenn and Maggie let it be. Sector Seven then proceed to kidnap both, which was why they were on the same helicopter ride. Apparently it was pick up alien sympathizer day. Once the helicopter touched down the five occupants were ushered out onto the empty Hoover dam. Which was surprisingly since it was a popular tourist attraction, why, Sam was never sure. Personally visiting a concrete wall holding back tons of water never sounded like a fun family vacation.

"What they get you three for?" Maggie yelled over the engines as they slowly died down to a soft hum.

Sam glanced over at Bee who still looked unresponsive; Mikaela gave him a reassuring smile over the other boys back. As the group stumbled out of the helicopter all five low on sleep and energy Sam spoke up.

"I bought a car, which had a body in the trunk, turns out it was an alien robot."

"Wow!" Glen mouthed.

Sam shrugged nonchalantly, watching Bee wearily. "Who knew?"

The sun was blazing down on the five as they stumbled forward on top of the damn. Up ahead a small platoon of military men stood at attention as a man paced in front of them shouting commands, to which they barked back standard replies. Sam grabbed Bee's right arm as Mikaela latched onto his left, together they followed Maggie and Glenn towards the military team. Both teens where surprised there wasn't a gaggle of Sector agents pointing guns at them, like at the bridge, but neither wanted to voice their weariness. The captain greeted them with a salute. Sam wished it where Simons then he'd have an excuse to punch the cocky grin off his face.

"We were sent to escort you five to the bunker below." The commander stated.

Sam's eyes snapped up as he regarded the commander, and he internally hated himself. This man wasn't to blame and was probably clueless about what was truly going on but that didn't stop is mouth. He just had to go and shoot the messenger. Luckily no one was around, or unluckily they'd never find his body.

"We're not going any were with you until I get my car!" Sam screamed, feeling like a bratty kid at the candy store.

The commander stiffened but his eyes looked sympathetic. "I'm Captain Lennox, Will Lennox." He said extending his hand.

Sam;s shoulders instantly deflated as his cheeks burnt up with embarrassment. Thankfully no one snickered or laughed. He wasn't so sure he'd be able to hold in much more.

Mikaela jumped forward and shook his hand. "I'm Mikaela, this is Bumblebee, Maggie, Glenn and-."

"Sam." He blurted out.

Lennox nodded and turned to indicate his men. "My team and I will take good care of you."

"As well as Sector Seven has so far?"

Will frowned but his eyes turned to Bee, who still looked as if in shock. "We all understand what's going down and we don't work for Sector Seven. My men and I are part of NEST."

It was as if he'd been given an electric shock. Bee launched himself forward, his blue eyes bright. He didn't say anything as he stood in front of the captain but his entire aura wiggled with excitement. Will chuckled fondly and ruffled the boys black hair. Sam exchanged curious glances with Mikaela; it was strange to see the normally serious scout acting like a puppy. Glenn and Maggie looked equally as confused. The soldiers under the captain's command shared secret smiles.

"We're a special ops team that's been working with the Autobots to track down any rouge Decepticons. After Sector Seven picked up Barricades trashed form, and the Big man sent us a SOS we knew something was up. So we posed as a team for hire."

"Optimus sent you?" Sam questioned.

Lennox nodded at the boy. "You think he'd let a bunch of kids walk into the lion's den without protection?"

Sam shifted uncomfortably. "Well, actually-."

A loud siren angrily blared out as flashing lights exploded everywhere. The damn rocked as an explosion went off on the bottom. Everyone flew to the wall and looked down at the plume of gray smoke. Distance voices could be heard yelling. A cop car jumped out of the smoke, Bee yelled in exclamation at the sight of the car. The cop car pulled a trailer with something large covered in a white tarp. Sam could only watch as the car sped away a cloud of dust in its wake.

"That was-." Bee nodded frantically, his blue eyes glued on the horizon.

Glenn threw his hands in the air in exasperation. A walkie-talkie on Lennox's shoulder went off. He muttered into it for a second before cursing loudly and kicking the ground. A burly black man approached his captain and they hissed at each other before the man's face paled. Sam waved his arms, hating to be out of the loop.

"What's going on?"

"NBE1, was taken by NBE2 along with your family, kid." Simmons said from behind.

Sam stalked forward towards the Arabian man fully intent on knocking him out. Lennox stepped in front of Sam, blocking the smug bastard from view. He tried to walk around but the captain kept intercepting him. Mikaela's face was darkened but she clutched at Bumblebee's arm, the two where also blocked by the black man who conversed with Lennox previously. Will barked out an 'Epps' and the black man stood down but said captain didn't move in front of Sam. Bee walked over to the teen and pulled him away from the captain, walking Sam away from the group. Once a safe distance away he whispered into Sam's ear. Sam's eyes widened before he launched himself at Sector Seven's leader. Will caught him mid-jump, latching onto his abdomen as the teen flailed about.

"Let me GO! I'll kill you!"

"Sam what's going on." Mikaela asked frantically.

Still in the captains arms Sam continued to wiggle about his blazing eyes never leaving Simmons. Oh what he'd give for a dark alley way at that moment. "Barricade just escaped with Megatron, Miles and my Parents!" Sam screamed.

Mikaela who was closest to Simmons gritted her teeth, turned and punched the man in his tan face. Simmons stumbled back as Sam stopped fighting against Will. The Arabian glared angrily at the teenage girl who looked thoroughly pleased with herself. Epps snickered loudly.

"You said they'd be safe and liars get punished." She replied smugly.

So yeah Happy Tuesday! And see you next! If not earlier but I make no promises

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