Okay, I know it's not on schedule (which is Saturday) but I was really bored and already had it typed up… so… yeah, here it is. Also, if it seems boring, that's because it's kind of a starter-filler thing. But it is necessary.

OH! Before you do read the chapter (damn you if you're not stopping! –shakes fist-), does any one have any suggestions for/knowledge of Seborga's human name~? Cause at the moment I have it as Alfonso, but that really doesn't sound right and I don't know what else to use…

So yeah, any suggestions are welcome~

Thank you for the review, Lady Sandra of Sealand (Don't worry, he shall make his appearance in the next chapter).

~Advance Australia Fair~

"Come on, Benny! We've got a soccer game ta win!" Jason opened -well, more like flung open- the door to Benjamin's door, Wy hot on his heels as he shot into the room and grabbed the Oceanic nation's wrist and started pulling him out the room.

"Yeah! You are soooo gonna lose against the two of us!" Wy grinned from behind New Zealand as she pushed him out, attempting to help Australia as he towed them out the building.

Sighing, Benjamin allowed himself to be dragged to the field; he had agreed to play with them any- hey, wait.

"I thought we had agreed to never sort the teams until we were all in a big group."

"Well, yeah, but that was while we're still in Oceania, mate!"

"Yeah, welcome to New York, Ben!" Cheered Wy. "Where the rules that applied in Oceania no longer apply!"

"…" Benjamin raised his eyebrow at the two of them. "What, like AFL?" His words had the exact effect he was looking for; the two siblings immediately started sulking, both of them pouting (which, admittedly, looked really cute) and grumbling to themselves.

"Stupid Americans and their-"

"-no AFL, it's ridiculous! What are we supposed to-?"

"-and we're gonna miss this year's Grand Final, it sucks-"

"-Stupid fu-"

"Wy, enough. No swearing, remember?" Benjamin cut over their whines, reminding Wy of the rules they had set before they left. "We're in a different country and children in America generally don't swear at your age-"

"I'm not a child!" Wy puffed up indignantly, a scowl settling itself on her face. "That's it! You're goin' DOWN!"

Benjamin could honestly say that he had been surprised the first time Wy had dragged him all the way to a sport field by herself.

This made the 56th time.

~Advance Australia Fair~

Okay, so they hadn't ended up playing soccer. In their annoyance at the loss of their precious AFL watching, Australia and Wy had decided to force New Zealand into a two-on-one game of AFL. Currently it seemed pretty obvious that the Aus-Wy team was winning, but you couldn't be certain… mostly because no one was keeping sure. Other than that, it was pretty damn obvious.

In the end, once they were all too tired to move, the three of them ended up lying in the middle of the field.

Speaking of the field, it had given Wy and Jason quite a heart attack when they saw it; probably because there weren't any AFL goalposts. Benjamin, on the other hand, thought it was quite a useful and convenient design. Of to one side was a giant (no, seriously, it was HUGE) sport shed that contained soccer nets and other stuff, including several netball hoops that were obviously intended to be moved around on the netball-basketball-volleyball courts that were on the other side of the shed.

Of course, Wy had come up with the genius idea that said netball hoops could be stuck into the ground and be used as goalposts.

God knows that girl was abstract.

"Vee~ Look, fratello, some people are already using the field!"

"What the- who the fuck uses hoops like THAT? Che, that's just stupid, idiota." Two brunettes come into view as the three on the grass sat up, one with slightly darker hair. A groan of annoyance came from Australia and New Zealand once they saw who it was, but Wy -having never been to a World Conference before- had no idea who they were.

So she decided to ask Jason.

Who had changed from groaning in annoyance to glaring at the sky, almost as if to say 'wwwhhhyyyyy?'… Well, whine 'why'.

*poke*

"Jason."

*poke*

"Jason."

*poke*
"Jas-"

"Yes, Wy?" Despite the fact that he had responded, Australia was still glaring up at the sky, as though that'd fix everything.

"Who're they?"

"They're-"

"Hey, look, it's the animal bastards." The brunettes, who had been gradually walking, had finally gotten within identification range and it was the darker one who had called out the form of greeting.

Well, Wy could only assume that it was a form of usual greeting with him. Mainly because her big brother hadn't gotten all mad and stuff about it.

"G'day, 'talian's." Turning towards Wy, Jason grinned, stood up and lifted her onto his shoulders. "Wy, these are the Italy brothers! The one on the left is the Northern half of the Republic of Italy, Feliciano Vargas -"

"Vee~" The lighter of the brunettes waved happily at her.

Were his eyes always closed?

"-and the one on the right is the Southern half of the Republic of Italy, Lovino Vargas."

"Che." The darker brunette scoffed and turned his head towards the netball poles that were stilling out of the ground. Grinning, Wy waved towards Feliciano; if Lovino wanted to be prissy, that was fine by her, she just wouldn't talk back to him.

"Hiya! I'm the Principality of Wy, but I just go by Wy!"

"Don't you have a human name, bella?" Asked Feliciano, tilting his head to the side.

"Nah, I figure Wy is unique enough to work for a name~!" She cheered.

"Well if you bastards are done destroying the field, we want to play a game of football." A look of confusion crept its way onto Wy's face and she tilted her head to the side.

"But we just-"

"They're referring to European football, Wy." Benjamin interjected. "Soccer."

"Ooooooooooooooooh." She paused for a second before jumping off Jason's shoulders and landing on both feet neatly, right index finger pointing at the two Italians in front of her.

"I challenge the two of you too a match! Oceania vs. Italy!"

"No way, girly." Spat out Lovino. Pouting, Wy danced around the two of them before stopping in the middle.

"Naawww, why not? 'fraid you'll lose?"

"HELL NO!" Lovino splattered indignantly. "Che, of course it's not that! I-it's just that there is unfair advantage in numbers!"

"Well I can go and sit ou-"

"Ve! I know! I'll go get Doitsu!" Feliciano cut across Benjamin's suggestion and dashed out the stadium, calling out 'Doitsu! Doitsu!' as he went.

"DON'T RUN OF LIKE THAT WITHOUT APPROVAL, DAMNIT!" Lovino's enraged cry sounded after him before he started muttering to himself about 'potato bastard's and 'idiota fratello's.

"Big brother, who's 'Doitsu'?"

"Eh, Germany… I guess we'd better get these poles out of the ground!" Jason cheered and ran over to the first pole, somehow managing to pull it out of the ground all by himself.

Maybe he had super strength?

"Yes, seeing these out of place would probably set of his OCDness…" Muttered Benjamin, heading over to the poles and pulling one out by himself as well.

What was with this stupid- did everyone but Wy have super strength or something? Totally not fair.

"Good, that potato bastard deserves to have a heart attack!" Huffed Lovino, leaning back on one leg with his arm crossed as he watched Jason and Benjamin pull out another pole each.

"Oh, and what happens when he does go all OCD on us? You really want to fill the holes in the ground back in perfectly with level dirt and grass seeds?" Retorted Benjamin, dumping the second pole in the same pile as the others. "'cause if not, I'd advise that you get tuggin'; these poles aren't as heavy as they seem, but we all know how good Feli's 'Germany-sensors' are."

Grumbling, Lovino went over and pulled two out of the ground at the same time, causing Wy to stomp over and pull the last two out.

Huh. They really weren't that heavy.

~Advance Australia Fair~

Wy could honestly admit that 'Doitsu', who had later been introduced as Ludwig Beillschmidt, the Federal Republic of Germany, was the first person she had met that properly terrified her on first impressions.

No, seriously, he scared the shitz out of her.

First impression had been him shouting angrily at Feliciano as he was pulled to the Sports field and then snapping at all four who had remained on the field that he had been in the middle of some Very Important paper work that they had so kindly interrupted and if they wanted three players, why didn't they just get Lovino and Feliciano's little brother to play instead.

Yup, scary.

Pulling on her pyjama shorts, she glanced around her room and frowned. Sure, she'd unpacked and everything, but something was… missing… something it needed.

"Oooooh, that's it!" Snapping her fingers with realisation, Wy grabbed her slippers -those floorboards were cold- and slipped out of the room. Wondering over to Jason's door, Wy pressed her ear to the door for a bit before nodding to herself.

"Just as predicted, Ben's in there two."

"Is he?"

"Yeah."

...

Wy span around and opened her mouth to screech, only to close it again when she saw who it was.

"Oh! Thank goodness, it's only you, Buka. I thought you might have been Ben or Hutt for a second there." Buka Ulunivanua, the Republic of Fiji, grinned at her 'little sister' and gave her a wink before pushing her black hair out of her eyes.

"Yeah, well, since I'm not, mind telling me what you're doing?"

"Weeellllll… Benjamin stopped me from bringin' my whiteboard here, saying that some of the rooms already had them-" And he had something about packing space, but that was irrelevant. "-so I figured that since my room didn't have on, I'd go and steal his. But I had to make sure he wasn't in the room first, 'cause I somehow don't think he'd really appreciate me carting off his whiteboard!"

"Okay! Well, since I'm bored and I have nothing better to do, I shall help you steal this magnificent whiteboard of his!" Buka, still grinning madly, pumped her fist into the air, making sure to keep her voice quiet enough to not be heard by the boys in the room next to them.

"Eh, it's not so much stealing as… borrowing without permission… or kidnapping."

"I like kidnapping more."

"Same."

~Advance Australia Fair~

"Hey, I'm just going to get my pyjamas, okay?"

"Sure thing, mate." Grinned Jason, waving off Benjamin with one hand and attempting to finish the puzzle he had been doing with the other.

Said puzzle was beginning to really irritate him; he was one freaking piece off, wasn't that good enough for it? No, of course not, he had to get that one effin' piece out o' the way first.

Stupid puzzle.

"Jason, do you know where my whitebo- did you just throw my iPod at the wall?" Benjamin had gotten back just in time to see Jason snarl at the 'infernal piece of technology' -he was clearly pissed if his British roots were showing- and throw it at the wall, earning a pissed off yell from the islander on the other side.

"Eh, it was being an ass." Commented Jason innocently. "What were you saying?"

"Erm… do you know where my whiteboard went?" Deciding to ignore the previous minute, Benjamin went back to what he was originally asking.

"Nope~"

"Great…"

"If I were you, though, I'd assume she'd kidnapped it."

"Stolen." Corrected Benjamin, going over and picking up the iPod.

"Nah, kidnapped. Kidnapping's more her style."

~Advance Australia Fair~

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