Warnings; ItaSasu, Uchihacest, mpreg, possible lemons (not sure yet), language and protective Uchiha's… Beware.
I, Hanno Banano, in no way own Naruto, the Pokémon theme song or the Characters. Though that would be quite awesome… I would have Sasuke, Itachi and Naruto all get together and make them have a bunch of babies. They would be quite adorable..Mwhahaaaa!
By the way Itachi does NOT have any diseases, I'm just going with Sasuke's love cured him. :3
"Itachi, do you think our baby is a boy or girl?" Sasuke asked as he rubbed belly, smiling when he felt a kick. They had just gotten back from going into town, now they were sitting out on their porch. Being almost 4 months into pregnancy, he started to grow larger and needed new clothes… that fit. He was now dressed in lose fitting clothes, which included a pair of Itachi's black pants, some shonbi sandals, (even though Itachi forbid Sasuke from training) and a dark blue lose fitting shirt with the Uchiha fan stitched into it. It was so lose that if someone were to see him, they wouldn't know he was pregnant, not that someone would ever come out to this part of the woods. His dark hair had grown out and now reached down past his shoulders, though he still had the 'duck butt' style.
Sasuke had wanted to get it cut for months now, but the second he learned he was pregnant Itachi had not allowed him to do anything on his own. And I mean anything. Sasuke couldn't take a shower on his own, couldn't cook, go outside by himself or even dress himself. Sasuke was sure Itachi loved doing the first and last, though some days Sasuke didn't get dressed, and he knew Itachi was delighted by that. It wasn't that he couldn't accomplice these things, it just that Itachi was very, very over protective… very. It was annoying sometimes, other times he couldn't welcome it more. He understood that Itachi just wanted the best for the baby and him.
"Sas, whatever you give birth to, I'll love. If it's a girl, she'll be as smart as you and have your grace, and then if it's a boy… Well, I'll bet he'll be as handsome and cunning as you are." Itachi's voice was like silk to his ears. It made Sasuke wonder if his child would have the flowing voice of Itachi or his own darker toned voice.
"But if that's so, which I don't think it is, what will they get from you, Tachi?" asked Sasuke, as he continued to rub his belly, his baby happily kicking for the attention.
"Hn, they'll have my sex appeal…" Itachi replied in all seriousness. Sasuke's eyes were wide as he looked at Itachi… He grabbed Itachi by the collar of his shirt then growled out,
"My children will never leave the house, they will never grow up and they will ALWAYS and I mean always, be my babies… Do you understand me, Itachi?" His growling continued as he heard Itachi's laughter ring out through the woods. Itachi's hand lifted and then ruffled his hair, which increased his growling tenfold.
"Oh my dear Otouto, I never said they would leave the house or grow old. I just said they will have my sex appeal." Itachi's expression became serious and he looked Sasuke straight in his eyes. "I will build a tower, I will lock our children in it, and I will lock you in it. I shall then become the Pokémon master, become the very best, like no one ever was and lock myself in it. Then we all can live happily ever after…" Sasuke stared at Itachi as if he crazy, before he replied,
"To catch them is my real test,"
"To train them is my cause." Itachi spoke out the words of truth.
"I will travel across the land, searching far and wide," Now Sasuke was singing, ignoring the wide eyed raven haired man next to him.
"Each Pokémon to understand," said wide eyed raven haired man, became just a raven haired man as he sang.
"The power that's inside!" Both of the Uchiha brothers sang out, and they clasped their hands together, noses touching as they finished singing. They stared into each other's soul, smiling as they could tell the other was happy as could be. Nothing could ruin this moment of joy and all things cute… Well actually there was a lot that could ruin it, like a giant meteor hitting them, the forever alone guy crying saying how jealous he is or possibly even a Wal-Mart employee coming up to them asking if he can help them with anything and said employee has such a fake smile on his face it's not even funny. Yes those were all possibilities.
But none of those things did ruin the moment. No, what did was a Konoha ANBU passing out making a huge 'thud' while the other three stood in shock. Three out of the four ANBU, were dressed in a dark grey, with black sandals and each had their own personalized mask, all of them were animals. Now the team leader, the fourth member, had a white cloak and white sandals. He, Sasuke only assumed it was a male, had a sparrow mask, and just happened to be the one that passed out.
Sasuke could tell Itachi was on high alert and he was too. He didn't want them taking his Aniki and lover away, nor did he want them near his little baby. The only people he trusted were Itachi and Nekobaa. Sasuke wasn't sure how they got past Itachi's 'security seals' without either of them being notified. Maybe they were too into the song… Gotta catch 'em all!
It wasn't everyday a shonbi, much less an ANBU, came to 'visit' them… Actually no one ever did, Itachi always sent a clone into a nearby town to get supplies, except today when they got him new clothes. But other than Nekobaa, no one knew where they were or that they were even together. Itachi's voice (and the fact that he was now being guarded by four Itachi clones), filed with curiosity and anger broke Sasuke out of his thoughts.
"What do you want?" The mouse masked man looked at Itachi, then to Sasuke and then back at Itachi before speaking.
"There were rumors that an Uchiha was seen around here, now we know those are true and the fifth Hokage has been looking for both of you, so we were sent to check it out. On behalf of Konoha, the Fifth Hokage; Senju Tsunade and the Future Sixth Hokage; Uzumaki Namikaze Naruto, wish to apologize to you. They have sent a scroll; it was only meant for one of you though…"
"They finally told the village? Naruto must be so happy, I'm glad for him!" Sasuke smiled brightly with happiness, something he would normally never do, he blamed hormones.
Ignoring Sasuke and his random burst of happiness, Itachi glared at mouse man, "And if we refuse to read this scroll and come with… What are you order to do?"
"We were told to leave you alone. But please read this scroll before deciding anything," The now awake sparrow spoke to the older Uchiha, holding out a scroll. "Hokage-sama wrote it, along with the help of our future six hokage, Uzumaki Namikaze Naruto. Keep in mind even though they made this scroll, they would prefer to talk in person."
"Itachi take the scroll, I wanna see what they have to say…" Sasuke whined, once again blaming hormones.
Itachi carefully went over to Sparrow and grabbed the yellow scroll, he checked for any seals, genjutsu or traps on it. Seeing none he moved by Sasuke, so they could read it together and opened it,
Uchiha Itachi or Uchiha Sasuke,
On behalf of Konohagakure no Sato, I Senju Tsunade, Fifth Hokage, give my deepest regrets.
On behalf of Konohagakure no Sato, I Uzumaki Namikaze Naruto, future Sixth Hokage, give my deepest regrets.
We, the Fifth and future Sixth Hokages, believe the horrible event of the Uchiha massacre should have never happened and as we learned, through the Third Hokage's scrolls, that it was Shimura Danzo and the Konoha Council, which consists of Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu, that had ordered this. We will allow you to punish this traitors', who went against the Third Hokage, as you see fit. Even if it means death to them, there was far more blood spilled of the Uchiha's; Blood that should have never been spilt.
We know that Uchiha Itachi, toke this mission but we realize, if he did not there would be no Uchiha's left, as Shimura Danzo and the Konoha Council would have hired someone else. While we're glad for that, we are saddened that he, Uchiha Itachi was the one considered a traitor and was forced to leave, and the real ones roamed happily in the village.
I, Fifth Hokage, Senju Tsunade would like for you, Uchiha Itachi or Uchiha Sasuke to return to Konohagakure no Sato.
I, Future Sixth Hokage, Uzumaki Namikaze Naruto, would be rejoiced for your, Uchiha Itachi or Uchiha Sasuke, return to Konohagakure no Sato.
While we know there is no way we could ever fix, or replay you for the emotional damage we hope our offer will convince you to at least come back and talk to us, the Fifth and Future Sixth Hokages.
If you, Uchiha Itachi or Uchiha Sasuke, were to return you would get all of your Clan's property. This includes housing, stores, scrolls, weapons and Ryo. You will get a spot on the Council, and any scrolls from the Mitokado Clan, Utatane Clan and Shimura Clan. Also for each Uchiha killed during the Uchiha massacre, you will receive 75,000 ryo, the Mitokado Clan, Utatane Clan and Shimura Clan will pay the total between them.
You will be allowed to become part of CRA, Clan Restoration Act. This will allow you to have multiple wives; of course this is not a requirement.
Please at least think, truly think about our offers before you decide.
Thank You for your time. We hope to see you soon,
Signed, Fifth Hokage, Senju Tsunade
Signed, Future Sixth Hokage, Uzumaki Namikaze Naruto
P.S. Sasuke, I hope you will come home and then maybe Itachi will. I miss you, Aniki, Please stay safe. - Dobe
"Hn," spoke Itachi after finishing reading the scroll. "I presume they did not know we were together?" Sparrow looked at his teammates, Rabbit, Mouse and Mole, and then nodded.
"It is true Uchiha-sama; they were not expecting to find you to together. This can be discussed, if you come to Konohagakure no Sato. You can always leave, if the terms do not appeal to either of you."
Sasuke looked at the real Itachi; the clones still surrounding him, gave him the puppy dog eyes.
Itachi sighed, "Sparrow, please let Sasuke and I, talk about this alone." As soon they were gone, and they were sure no one could hear they Sasuke spoke up, still puppy dog eyes on the elder brother.
"Itachiii! Please, can we go? Naruto misses me, I miss him too! He even called me 'Aniki', I can't ignore that! Plus I wanna get my stuffed raven, for the little one." He said placing his hands over his belly, a tear threating to fall. "You wouldn't let your child grow up without raven, would you?" Tears were falling down Sasuke's face; Itachi pulled him into a hug and rubbed his back slightly.
"Sasuke, we'll go back okay?" The now energetic Sasuke, who oddly had no trace of tears, nodded his head with a smile on his face. Itachi face became serious, "But, only to hear what they have to say… If they try anything, we're leaving immediately."
"Okay, Aniki… Hey Itachi?" Itachi hmmed in response. "I love you!" he then giggled and kissed his lover on the lips. Itachi smiled at his Otouto, he was so happy and that's all Itachi wanted for Sasuke.
- Hours Later-
"ANBU-san," shouted Sasuke, as he jumped up and down by Itachi. "We're ready to leave!"
The ANBU members looked at Sasuke with great concern, the only Uchiha's that acted like this were Uchiha Obito and some select others, not one that was part of the Clan head's family…
"Shall we leave now, Sparrow?" asked the Mole ANBU, as he got ready to leap into the trees.
"No, I must carry Sasuke." Itachi spoke up, ignoring Sasuke's protests as he was put on Itachi's back. "He has been sick, I'd rather carry him. I don't want him to get any sicker than he already is... That's if you don't mind Sparrow-san." The Uchiha, the one not swearing to Kami, glared his sharingan turning wildly in his eyes.
The ANBU glanced at each other, then to the leader. Each had a confused face with a bit of fear, but the leader looked at his comrades and shook his head, 'no', as in don't bother asking and he then replied to Itachi.
"Hai, that's fine. It'll take us a bit longer to reach Konoha."
"Hn." Was all that Itachi said before leaping off into the trees, with Sasuke and a 'hidden' baby on his back. The ANBU squad soon joined in and jumped off; leaving no trace that anyone was there.
To Be Continued
Author Notes
* Originally this was going to be a one-shot, and then ideas popped into my head like no other… Not sure how long this will end up to be, at least a couple chapters.
*Possible lemons in future… I've never wrote any, so we'll see.
* I figured how much ryo for each killed Uchiha by looking on the Naruto Wiki, so if it's wrong or doesn't seem right, sorry! D ranked missions you get about 5,000 ryo, while S rank you get around 1,000,000 ryo. So 75,000 ryo seemed like a fair amount…
* Now the letter Tsunade and Naruto wrote, it was only intended for one of them, no one knew they were living together.
* No, they aren't going to take the CRA offer; Itachi would get the shit beaten outta him, by Sasuke, if he did…
* No, the ANBU don't know Sasuke is pregnant, or that he and Itachi are romantically together. Neither does anyone in the town nearby of where they are living, only Nekobaa does.
* If you have any ideas, go ahead and tell me, I'd love to hear your suggestions! Oh and my word base isn't the best, so if you have any interesting words tell me… Please! :P
Notice any spelling or grammar mistakes? xD Please say something so I can fix it! Sorry it's so short, i'll try and make the next one longer.
Hoped you guys liked it, if there's any way I could improve, please tell me! Thanks for reading!
-Hanno Banano-