THIS IS NOT THE FIRST CHAPTER!
If you haven't read "Hermes is Gonna Love it" go back a chappie!
The lights on the stage went out and the campers were left in complete darkness. A slow bass drum beat began to thump, increasing in volume and speed. All eyes were plastered to the stage wide and unblinking. As the bass drum reached its maximum volume, booming like gunshots through the audience, a single performer stepped into the spotlight. Cheers erupted from the crowd as he opened his mouth and spoke the first line of his song…
Whip Your Tail
Chiron
I whip my tail back and forth (x8)
The Party Ponies neighed and whinnied, super excited.
Ride out the stable put a saddle on
I've worked at Camp Half-Blood some time, I work my [CENSORED] off…
The kids fell over laughing when he pointed his butt at the audience,
With all these crazy, crazy kids,
Screaming, fighting, maiming, stealing,
Got a household of teens, Re-
tirement sounds real appealing
So here's the truth (Yeah!)
There's so much I have to do,
Feed the harpies, clean the satyrs
I shake it off
Shake it off, shake it off, shake it off.
Don't let the monsters, squash me into horse meat
Don't let the campers ride me like a pony
Keep fighting until it's… Time
Time for me to let loose, finally
I whip my tail back and forth (x16… Yes, I counted all those times)
For these, Chiron danced around, allowing his tail to 'whip' freely.
I save more kids than a little bit
Soon as I'm in the clinic heartbeat, I'm hearing it
No matter how dead, how gone, I'll fix it.
No Apollo kid cure you like I do.
Arch! Ery's really part time, I'm pretty good.
Hits the bulls eye, like Artemis's would.
Like Apollo's would, like Thalia's would, like yours should!
He aimed his arrow and let it fly, landing inches from Percy's face.
Don't let Mr. D surpass his restrictions
Don't let Silenus make stupid jurisdictions
Keep working until it's… Time
Time for me to let loose, finally
I whip my tail back and forth (x16)
Whip my…
Whip my…
Whip my…
Whip my tail!
For these, Chiron stomped his feet on the floor in a rhythmic way as the Party Ponies shouted with him. Chiron suddenly turned to them.
Party ponies if you feel me
Do it, do it, whip your tail! (Whip your tail!)
Don't matter if it's brown, black,
Do it, do it, whip your tail! (Whip your tail)
He turned the other way and stared at the kids.
Campers if you feel me
Come on, do it, whip your tail! (Whip your tail!)
Don't matter if it really exists,
Do it, do it, whip your tail! (Your tail, YOUR TAIL!)
Everyone suddenly stood up and went crazy whipping their 'tails.' Even Apollo couldn't resist dancing as the entire camp yelled out:
We whip our tails back and forth (x25)
Chiron took the microphone back and belted out the last few lyrics.
I whip my tail back and forth
I whip my…
The camp stood up and gave Chiron a standing ovation as the Party Ponies stomped their hooves on the ground. There wasn't a camper at the event that wasn't whooping and cheering as the Centaur leapt off the stage, in time to be bombarded by happy campers. A smiling Apollo made his way back onstage, his face red from laughing.
"Alright, campers, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I think a certain Centaur needs a break."
Chiron thanked him and galloped off.
"Now that the competition is over, I need your help. A winner must be chosen out of the hundreds of performers. Choose the performance that you liked the most, and vote for them. I will announce the winner tomorrow night. I'll see you tomorrow, Camp Half-Blood!"
So now comes the final chapter (intense music…). I've posted a poll on my profile so be sure to visit it and vote for the parody you liked the most. I'll post the results in a chapter in two weeks (February 4th 2012). Sadly, Chiron's song will not be on the poll; he was just a special treat, not an actual act. Here's the link to the poll, just add a www. and get rid of the spaces, or just go to my profile. Thanks!
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