Gears shuffled on stage, muttering inaudibly to him self. He aligned his optics to the monitor as the music started, before he noticed a glint of metal in the crowd. Skydive and Swoop waved at him from the audience, the grins on their faces wider than the Vos canyon on Cybertron. Gears froze. He noticed the manager gesturing at him emphatically to start singing. Fear had corrupted his logic center; he had no idea what to do. So, he started to sing
"F-first I was afraid, I was putrefied- I mean petrified, thinking I could never live with out you by my slide..."
"His singing was terrible and off key, yet Swoop and Skydive cheered and whistled, empowering Gears. Suddenly, he felt good, his confidence grew
"And then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong,"And I grew strong..."
"Not strong enough, Autobum!" a high-pitched squeaky voice called from the back of the bar. Rumble and Frenzy had just joined the party
"No encores for you!" screamed Frenzy, un-shouldering his blaster and taking aim at the stage.
Rumble did the same, before firing. A steady stream of highly charged plasma particles spewed forth from the barrels of both cassette warriors' guns toward the stage like purple streaks of lightening. Gears leapt clear just in time, the blasts hitting the speakers, causing the pumping disco music to die as if it was the beginning of the 80's
The human customers scattered, whilst the Autobot customers decided to evict the noisy troublemakers. Swoop and Skydive both shot up, drawing their weapons and returning fire on the mini Decepticons. Rumble and Frenzy backed off, still firing, their shots destroying most off the fixtures off the club, much to the horror off the cowering manager. Suddenly the roar off a powerful engine filled the club.
Gears had transformed to armored transport mode, and was bowling through the remaining furniture on a direct collision course with the Decepticons. They blasted away at him, their shots bouncing harmlessly off of his reinforced hull. He ploughed into them with an almighty metallic crash, entering into a tailspin, which sent all three titanic Transformers crashing through the club wall, and into the street
Gears transformed as Rumble lunged at him, knocking Rumble to the ground with one blow from his mighty fist. Suddenly a foul screeching noise filled his audio sensors like a thousand screaming shrike bats, causing him to drop to the ground in agony. It was Frenzy, who began to advance toward the helpless Gears menacingly.
"Hey Frenzy!" Gears' Autobot comrades had joined the fray, Skydive calling out to the grumpy minibot's attacker. "Why don't you cool off some?" He fired a liquid nitrogen rocket at Frenzy, freezing him as solid as a plutonian glacier
Rumble picked him self-up. "Why do Autobots always make such bad puns?"