A/N: Okay, this is where it gets fun to write =). As for the many plot holes (Professor Xavier would never agree, two boys could pair up and she could get her own room, she could just use her image inducer to give her the appearance of a boy, ect), I guess this fic is semi-crack. As for her boy name, its ch-EAR-o (Don't sue me if you recognize the name, I don't own them either, I just like the name, NOT A CROSSOER.)

Luna as Chiro POV

I paced up and down the hallway, stopping occasionally in front of one door, sometimes raising my hand to knock, and then putting it back down again. I went into a bathroom on the hall a few times, as occasionally a student would pass by, and once an orange-ish dog. I went back into the bathroom again making sure my hair was hidden, the hoodie I wore was baggie enough in the right places, practicing my 'guy-walk', practicing my guy-voice, adjusting my sunglasses, you get the picture. I think I just paced and checked my outfit for about an hour, then, finally, I knocked, just once. And in the few seconds in which I heard the sound of someone getting up and coming to the door, I wondered, would I see the cute, normal-looking boy from one of the pictures, or the hot, but still at the same time extremely adorable fuzzy elf-like boy.

I got my answer when the door opened to reveal an elf, right out of a story book. The boy-receptors in my brain spiked to unbelievable highs, and all I could hear was 'OMG THIS GUY IS HHHHOOOOTTTTT!' from the crazy person in my brain. I must have gotten a weird expression on my face, because suddenly I heard "Are you alright?" and no, no I wasn't. An elf was speaking to me with the voice of an angel, an angle with a sexy accent.

"Yes" I replied, forgetting to lower my voice. I cleared my throat and tried again. "I'm Chiro," I said, extending my hand, "Your new roommate". I smiled at him, making sure to show my fangs. He smiled back at me, showing his fangs. Cool. "I am Kurt Vagner" he said shaking my hand, he had only three fingers. I briefly wondered how he held a pencil. Kurt stepped aside and I plunked my suitcase and duffle bag on the bed near the window. I looked around the GINORMOUSE room, and saw Kurt then looking at me strangely.

"What?"

"That's my bed."

I looked and sure enough, the night stand had pictures of him and people I assumed to be his family. I turned beat red. I pulled the hood of my hoodie down further over my eyes to try and hide my blush, and quickly grabbed my stuff and moved it to the other bed directly across from his. "I'm sorry" I said quickly. Great, three minutes in and I had already made a fool of myself. Kurt laughed at my mistake. He had a nice laugh, not overbearing, but still loud and boisterous, it made me want to laugh too, but I was too mortified.

"Okay let's stop laughing at me, so tell me about yourself, Fuzzy" I said as I hoped up onto my bed this time.

He raised an eyebrow at me but spoke anyway. "My name is Kurt Vagner, also know as Nightcrawler. I vas born in Germany vhere I was persecuted for my appearance and ze Professor brought me here so I could fit in for avhile." He grinned "Your turn"

"My name is Chiro…Falcon. I was born in Georgia, where I lived until about eleven thirty this mornin'. I had two cats by the names of Smokey and Dreadful, and my laptop, IPod, and wii system are in route from my house right now. Last night I grew a tail and fangs before an annoying mind reader and wolfie came and took me here." Then we went shopping and we dressed me up like a boy. Oh and I'm really a girl you know. I smirked to myself, trying to picture the look on his face if I had said that.

"Wolfie?"

"Yeah the big scary guy, I think his names Logan"

Kurt chuckled a bit to himself and I grinned back.

"So, you have a tail?" He asked, curious.

"Yep" I replied, wiggling it a little. It was weird, moving it, not hard, but it just felt weird.

He smirked, evilly. About the time I realized that couldn't be good, I felt something wrap around my ankle "What the- ACK!"

I found myself on the floor next to my bed, my mouth was in a cartoonish 'O' and my eyes were wide under my sunglasses. I saw a long blue thing slither away from its place around my ankle.

"AAAHHHH SNAKE!!!" I jumped onto my bed, shaking. I hate snakes, always have.

"You scream like a girl." My roommate said between laughs.

"I fail to see the humor in this, there is a snake loose in our room!"

He laughed again and held the long blue thing up in his hand "Is this the snake to vich you vere referring?"

I leaned over to see the thing, and jumped back when it twitched. I followed it until it ended, at his backside.

"Ohh!" I exclaimed in relief, falling back on my bed with a thud. Kurt wiggled his tail closer to me.

"Big scary snake is coming to get you!"

I batted his tail away with my arm. "It's not funny!" I said, holding back a laugh. I gave up, and soon we were both on the floor, laughing our tails off, and that's how Wolfie found us when he walked in.

Logan POV

I walked into Elf and the new kid's room, following a scream I had heard a few seconds ago. The worst case scenario was what I had envisioned, not the two of them in hysterics on the floor. I raised an eyebrow at them, my way of demanding an explanation, but neither of them could pull themselves together.

"What's goin' on in here?" I demanded in my best I'm-going-to-kill-you voice, the one that made all the runts run away.

"Snake…" Luna/Chiro said, at the same time Elf said "Tail…"

This caused them to break into another round of hysterics. I rolled my eyes and stomped out the door.

Great, another quality recruit. As if Iceman wasn't bad enough.

A/N: Okay, so how was it? It was short, I know, but I've been busy. Hehe… busy is a funny word. PLEASE REVIEW!